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Ika Musume said:
Be careful, star marlo. You don't want to get diabetus.
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Dec 23rd is Christmas Adam. Because Adam became before Eve.

Dec 24th is Christmas Eve

Dec 25th is Christmas, Jesus's Birthday

Dec 26th is Chocomas.

This should be canon.


 
Same thing as Christmas Eve. Nothing expect be hyped and wait for Christmas.

EDIT : Yeah manly things. Watch the Football or American Football, drink beer, sit in your undies with your legs open, burp, fart, leave the toilet seat up, don't help your Mother with anything, and hit on everybody that looks attractive even if you're not single, then say that " she's only a friend ". then go home and download Internet porn and masturbate over naked pictures of easy girls.

 
Zack_ Fair said:
Yeah manly things. Watch the Football or American Football, drink beer, sit in your undies with your legs open, burp, fart, leave the toilet seat up, don't help your Mother with anything, and hit on everybody that looks attractive even if you're not single, then say that " she's only a friend ". then go home and download Internet porn and masturbate over naked pictures of easy girls.
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That's not manly, that's just being a slob... :hmmm:

And if that's yer point...

I'm no slob. :(
 
Puglet said:
You know what the best day of December is?

The day after Christmas, when ALL the Christmas chocolate is on sale for 99% off but the chocolate is still just as good! :ohoho:
Forget Christmas, THAT is the day when I add on 10 pounds :damon:
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This.

Same goes for Easter. Je-who? Fuck that, im going into town to buy a shit load of chocolate and gain not even a pound in weight.
 
The manliest of things is actually done on Chocomas.

The post-Christmas dump.

Is there a better feeling on this planet?

I submit that there is not.
 
Christmas should be all week long. And then have Chocomus to end it on the final few days. :ari:
 
On the subject of Bishops and Christmas, I would also like to wish this chap a merry christmas. Bless him, he's gone through such hardships. :(

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This thread turned awesome :D

I'm with sir Sproutily dude on this one. Christmas last til new year. Then we do a bunch of manly stuff. I say this because I've done nothing manly in the past 4 days. So I need more time to do so. I also need more time to eat more chocolate. I was robbed of chocolate this year.

Welp, I know how I'm gonna spend new years now. :)
 
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