I'm really just procrastinating now, so, this might be a rather large thread. Anyhoo, does your Zodiac love profile match you?
Aquarius -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
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Astrology
Free-spirited, independent and intellectual are what Aquarius individuals are known for. They never like to attach themselves to anything for too long, and are really good in keeping distance, however they are still the people who you can rely on to help out of a difficult situation.
People under this zodiac most of the time possess very strong character and are not afraid of being different from others. They are usually very idealistic and will stand by their principles with all they’ve got. Their confidence let’s them be very frank and often outspoken. Aquarians are intelligent and often have philosophical mindset. One of the bad characteristics of people under this zodiac is their bad temper. These individuals can also be extremely stubborn, and once they have made their mind it is really difficult to make them think otherwise. However they almost never lack honesty or fairness. Having many acquaintances is common to Aquarians, but rarely do they make close friends, as they prefer to keep distance and only have few real friends.
Aquarians are often attracted to work that involves helping others. With their strong ideals and bright minds they can make good leaders. Their logical and often cold and practical thinking gives them strength to make difficult decisions and accept responsibility without much trouble.
In short Aquarians can be characterized as independent, freedom-loving, cold yet humane and friendly people.
How many Aquarians does it take to screw a light bulb?
"I'm not so sure that the light bulb wants to be changed. It may accept itself as it is."
How to seduce Aquarius?
Love traits
Sex habits
Aquarians love talk, even in bed. They are also known to be extremely open-minded. This means that they will not mind trying it in many different ways with many different tools and many different people. These folks are really promiscuous, which is probably why there are so good. Do not be surprised if they made you try at least 20 different positions in a single night, coz their curiosity just doesn’t let them stay still.
Often the first thing they will tell you after doing it is - "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Drinking style
Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative (and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case). Fortunately, they're usually major care takers of all who’s drunk. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.
Virgo -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
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Virgos are known to be very detail oriented, practical and intelligent. Virgos love order in every aspect of their lives, and when something is not the way it should be, they will usually get upset or irritated. Many people under this zodiac are perfectionists.
At heart Virgo person is modest and humble and rarely enjoys being in the center of attention. Their analytical mind allows them to see every situation from many angles and usually makes them good advisors. At times however these individuals can be very criticizing and not easy going, as they will want everything to be done perfectly, just the way they like it. Many Virgos are also quite conservative, but that is only because they prefer to play safe and dislike taking big risks. It is a common trait for Virgo individuals to have preference towards natural and pure things, and most of them are also very hygienic and health-aware.
Virgos usually like helping people and playing an important supporting role, however rarely do they want to become leaders or take the driver’s seat. Virgo person is often very self-criticizing and doesn’t give himself/herself enough credit. However with a little bit more self confidence it is possible to overcome those vices. Because Virgo is very responsible and loyal, they usually make very valuable workers.
Although on the outside Virgo person might look cool and content, on the inside he is warm and caring, however not everybody gets to see that side, and only If you deserved it will Virgo let you see it.
How many Virgos does it take to screw a light bulb?
Four - one to buy the perfect bulb, one to clean out the socket, one to install it perfectly and of course a lighting engineer to inspect it.
How to seduce Virgo?
Virgos are all about order and cleanliness, so appeal to those traits if you want them to like you.
Love traits
Sex habits
They are all about technique, and satisfying their partner is not that different from satisfying themselves. Just like anything else, sex to Virgos is all about perfection. Initially, it is not always easy to make a Virgo open up and unleash the inner party system, but once this is done, there are some serious rewards awaiting. However, one should remember, that these fussy people aren’t going to even think about sex if they are not completely sure that it is all clean and 100% safe, so be ready to prepare a bag of condoms, wash yourself till shine and smell like the fresh morning air, else you’re not getting any.
After doing it, Virgo will typically be worried about changing the bed sheets... how neat.
Drinking style
Brainy Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure - but it could also lead to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked - but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!
Capricorn -
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Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
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Stubborn
Inconsistent
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So ambitious and hard working, Capricorns are real materialists, who want to prove themselves and accomplish big goals in their lives. It is not the most social sign of the zodiac, yet these people do know how to be in society and how to put others on their side.
One of the greatest traits of a Goat is his/her consistency. Whatever they start doing, they will almost always make sure to finish it. This makes Capricorn individuals very reliable and responsible. Capricorns are also famous for practicality which usually allows them to come up with creative ways of doing same things in a different, but better way. Capricorns tend to be quite serious about whatever they decide to do, and they tend to focus a lot of attention on that one subject. These people are usually independent and have a strong character. However with all these good qualities, Capricorns still have a downside to their character. Their biggest flaw is inability to relax and let go off small things, since most of the time they are quite serious. Their excessive love for stability and consistency makes them scared of taking even small risks, and that is why they usually tend to be quite conservative and only walk the path that they know well, without diverging from it. Stubbornness is another bad point for this sign.
Career-wise Capricorns are probably some of the most ambitious people. They always want to climb higher and achieve new goals. Their persistence really helps them in this endeavor. Capricorns often make good managers as they are natural organizers.
Apart from all the ambition and materialism, these guys are very faithful and the cold on the outside is just a cover of formality for the warm inside. Although if only we dared to suggest them one thing, it would be to learn how to take that cover of seriousness off sometimes.
How many Capricorns does it take to screw a light bulb?
All of them, you can never be too cautious.
How to seduce Capricorn?
Love traits
Sex habits
They may be cool and business-like on the outside, but once the business moves into the bedroom, they are said to be different. One thing is for certain - these people do not like to do one-night stands. To them sex is an expression of love and only the special one will get it. Serious Sea Goat people will rarely like the idea of sex toys or doing it in a club, because even in this aspect they are very traditional and conservative. Try to avoid the dirty talk too (keep it for next time with a Gemini). When getting down to business, Cappies, like to do it with class and taste, so a bottle of champagne is probably not a bad idea. Rumors have it that Capricorns, once given the right conditions, are some of the best lovers.
Capricorn’s typical after-sex phrase is - "Do you have a business card?"
Drinking style
Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty - no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.
Aries -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Chinese Element
Mode
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Gemstone
Astrology
Aries people love challenge, and usually try to depend upon no one and nothing but themselves. They believe in being totally honest and true to oneself and one's own vision, even if that means standing alone. Honesty, integrity, personal honor, and authenticity are their gods, and Ram has no sympathy for weakness.
A Ram person usually wants the freedom to do things in his own way, and works very well independently. Cooperating with others or carrying out another's will is not in Ram’s style, and in such case he would usually prefer to work alone.
Ram loves action and is always ready to stir things up or do something new, even if it involves big risks. Routine is like death to Aries person.
People under this zodiac are usually spontaneous, impulsive, direct, enthusiastic, and assertive. They believe in the power of positive thinking and positive action, and like to think of themselves as a strong person. They hate being ill or in any way in a position of dependency. Accepting their own human limitations and emotional needs is often difficult for these people.
Aries are usually not very good in picking up subtle messages and rarely are they very sensitive or sentimental. Often they are so fired up about their own projects or goals that they inadvertently run over or ignore other people's feelings and interests. Their impatience to get on with things causes them to be rather insensitive, and to therefore alienate others unnecessarily. Ram individuals would gain much by learning to slow down, relax, and just let things be, but their energetic, restless nature rarely allows doing this.
How many Aries does it take to screw a light bulb?
One hundred before they have realized that they were putting it in the other way and that’s why it kept on breaking.
How to seduce Aries?
Love traits
Sex habits
Aries gets a girl into bedroom with the promise of 10 inches and 3 times, but turns out to have 3 inches but does it 10 times. Aries affair also is usually pretty kinky because they get bored doing the same thing twice. With their stamina and energy they will make the most out of you.
Often the first thing they will tell you after doing it is - "Okay, let's do it again!"
Drinking style
Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become aggressive when intoxicated, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you - so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
Gemini -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
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Mode
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Gemstone
Astrology
Gemini individuals are famous for their playfulness, intellect and flexibility. They are always open to new experiences, and in fact get bored if no such experiences are found. Gemini person is very fast to try new ideas, however after a short while even those ideas get old, and a typical Gemini person will soon start looking for something new again. Meeting new people, going new places and trying different lifestyles is what really gets Twins going. However this whole need for constant change means a lot of inconsistency, and that is in fact one of the biggest flaws of a Gemini.
To many Gemini life is just like a game, and they do not want to make it too complicated, that is why many people under this zodiac will usually just touch the surface of a subject, and never want to complicate their life by going into details, be it in relationship, study or work.
Gemini individuals are usually smart and often possess very strong analytical skills. This makes them good learners and debaters. Many of these individuals are socialites and very good communicators. They often also have good sense of humor and are rather charming. Their energetic and talkative nature gets them many friends and quite a bit of adventure.
It may be hard for Gemini to live a stable predictable life, because stability is really not their thing. Just like a child, they are easily distracted by new fascinating possibilities and are the type of people who would want to try everything but only once (well maybe twice, but that’s tops).
How many Gemini does it take to screw a light bulb?
One only, but they can’t decide who will put it on!
How to seduce Gemini?
Gemini is all about mental stimulation and communication. To earn kudos try playing mind games with the Gemini and fire up his/her curiosity.
Love traits
Sex habits
Gemini is all about trying new things, so be ready for some exploring or else don’t even mess with the Twins. A lot of the times they do what they do just for the sake of trying it. Sex to Twins is just another way to stimulate mind.
Often the first thing they will tell you after doing it is - "Have you seen the remote?"
Drinking style
Twins can drink without changing their behavior much - they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to contradict an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round - repetition is boring - and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.
Leo -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
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Mode
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Gemstone
Astrology
Leos do not want to be like everybody else, and take a lot of pride in being who they are. They love attention and strive for recognition and praise of others. Most Leos have a very strong character and are very independent; this allows them to be great leaders. A Lion is a very proud creature and never wants to be left in the background, he always wants to shine and be appreciated by others.
Generosity and warm heartedness are some of Leo’s best features, which are pretty easy go get if the big cat it is shown some love and loyalty. When it comes to family, Leos are usually very responsible and protective. They will try to provide the best they can to their loved ones, however in return they will expect love and loyalty. On the negative side, Leos can sometime be bossy and over-proud, which will stop them from seeing things as they are and stubbornly insist on their own point of view. To tackle this situation, all you have to do is show your Leo friend some respect (and maybe love) and his/her warm heart will melt and start thinking rationally once again.
People under this zodiac are usually quite materialistic. They like to live big and spend a lot. However at the same time they can be quite hard working, but they must see the benefits of such hard work. Most Leos have big dreams, however those dreams are nothing unless there is someone who will appreciate it. Though on the outside Leo individual might look strong and self-confident, on the inside he/she very much depends on affirmation, love and recognition of others.
Many Leos like to perceive the world as if it revolves around them, however they often fail to recognize that it isn’t so, and that sometimes they are not part of the picture.
How many Leos does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, their minions would do it.
How to seduce Leo?
Love traits
Sex habits
With their natural charm Leos are really good in the free fuck department. They don’t even have to look that well. However, even when it gets to the bedroom level Leo will not let you down, because their fiery natures are just craving for some play and action. During the love making it is good to give the big cat a compliment, which will only stimulate them more. It is also a good idea to put a mirror or two, as it is a strong stimulus for Leos (and it is just fun in general, regardless of the zodiac sign).
Their typical after-sex phrase is - "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Drinking style
Leo likes to drink and dance - they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue - and perhaps not with the one what brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.
Sagittarius -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology
These are very restless and energetic creatures. They love their freedom and wouldn’t trade it for the world. Sagittarius is a type of person who will go through each day with a smile and would always be on the outlook for some new adventures.
These individuals are usually immensely optimistic and always look at the brighter side of every situation. Their cheerfulness and fun-loving nature usually gets them many friends. Although at times, they can throw a shoe at you and scream that you’re an idiot, they will soon forget about it and forgive you for whatever sins you have committed. They always want to discover new things, and doing same thing over and over is really not their cup of tea. However, very often this love for change means that these individuals are quite inconsistent and have unstable interests. Optimism is one of their strengths, but if it is exaggerated, it will turn into weakness, and many Sagittarians out there have exactly this problem. With excess optimism they will often fail to notice obvious faults in some situations and people and will eventually cause themselves unnecessary trouble.
At work, Archers can be very ambitious. Their imaginative minds can help them a lot in finding creative solutions to problems. Although, they can be inconsistent, Sagittarians are reliable and can be trusted. Many of these people have very strong ideals about how things should be, and will stand strong for those beliefs. For the job, these folks will usually feel most comfortable with something that involves a regular change, and can keep their curiosity intact; they rarely enjoy jobs that involve routine and similar day-to-day tasks.
If we were to choose three words to describe people under this zodiac, they would be: free-spirited, fun-loving idealists.
How many Sagittarians does it take to screw a light bulb?
"The what bulb? Look a butterfly! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…"
How to seduce Sagittarius?
Love traits
Sex habits
Sagittarians are always ready for action. Sex is just part of their social life and many of these folks are quite promiscuous (there are of course exceptions, but they are exceptions). Sags always will want to try something new and going to extremes, like doing it in the back of a club or in a department store or even on a beach, is really in their blood. Some Archer people enjoy dirty talk, so learn some if you are with one. Emotions are usually not part of the business for a Sagittarius, and it’s all just about physical pleasures. As a side note, Archer people usually make great one night stand partners.
Their favorite after-sex phrase is probably something like - "Don't call me - I'll call you."
Drinking style
When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying. They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else - like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun.
Taurus -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology
Taurus is a patient, consistent and capable of tremendous devotion. The ability to follow through and stick with things is one of Taurus’s greatest assets.
These individuals have a very practical outlook on life and are materialists for the most part. If Taurus person is motivated and given goals they can work long and persistently, however if there are no such goals Bull can be extremely lazy and get too involved enjoying life, forgetting about everything else.
Overall Bull’s needs are simple and are easy to fulfill. Taurus person has a strong desire for security, stability, and peace, and hates sudden changes. They are not very demanding emotionally, however they do like to get touchy. Taurus individuals also often make an excellent parent.
This sun sign is also known for extreme stubbornness. This means that Taurus people are often unwilling to deviate from their safe, predictable ways. They also tend to always insist upon realism and often lack the ability to open up their mind to new ideas.
How many Taureans does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, they can do without a light bulb, just like they can do without clean underwear or fresh bed sheets. Instead of changing a light bulb they’d rather keep on sitting on that couch and watching the TV.
How to seduce Taurus?
Love traits
Sex habits
Touching and cuddling is an essential part of the business. When it comes to sex it has to be in a comfortable and familiar place. It’s got to involve a lot of kissing and touching. They may like to take it slow and spice it up with some sensuality, but one should not forget that these folks have a lot of energy and their love making can go on and on, non-stop till the morning. Some Bull-people enjoy mixing sex with food – two most satisfying things in the world. Aren’t they just smart?
Often the first thing they will tell you after doing it is – "I'm hungry, pass the pizza."
Drinking style
Taurus person is a sensible drinker and will take it slow and easy to finish each drink. However when he/she does get drunk, it goes pretty ugly, as the Bull will start getting gross and clumsy. In such a case it’s best to put him/her on a couch with someone who enjoys hearing fart jokes. Another thing to do with a drunken Taurus is bring him/her to a karaoke – satisfaction guaranteed.
Cancer -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology
Cancer individuals are known for their sentimental and emotional nature. Cancer thinks from heart and often makes decisions based on intuition and feelings, rather than plain logic. Cancer individuals also have very strong sense of attachment to something or someone that they hold dear.
These are one of the most loving people. Family and friends are generally of extreme importance to a person under this zodiac, and being accepted and loved by them is a top priority. In fact Cancers do not like to be alone, but always want to have someone by their side who can show them love and affection. Many Cancerians eventually wish to have a family and create their own cozy home, where they can feel warm, comfortable and secure.
Once a Cancerian loves someone, he will do anything for that person and will not even expect much in return, except for love and loyalty. Cancerians are usually naturally good parents.
On the bad side, the Crab can get very clingy and moody. At times these individuals can let emotions take over and drive them into depression.
Cancerians usually have few but very good friends, that is not to say that they are not sociable, but it is just that they prefer quality to quantity. These people are also rarely very materialistic and rather value the spiritual gains, like family and friends, with comparison to money and fame.
How many Cancers does it take to screw a light bulb?
Only one, but it took him half a day because he had to mourn the previous light bulb that died.
How to seduce Cancer?
Love traits
Sex habits
To these people sex is an expression of love. It is usually slow and sensual, and is all about harmony at mind. Rumors have it that, many of these folks like to do it in the water, particularly on a beach. Romantic ain’t it? To many Cancers sex is a big step forward in a relationship, so one should be careful not to break their loving hearts.
"When are we getting married?" is probably Cancerians’ favorite after-sex quote.
Drinking style
Cancer is a comfort drinker, and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer can be extra comforting to our dear Cancers. Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must be careful not to abuse alcohol. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists - and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.
Scorpio -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology
Scorpios are best known for their strong but reserved character. They are very private creatures and usually try to hide their real feelings inside. On the outside they seem very strong and tough, however on the inside there is a sea of feelings and passion. It is very difficult to get Scorpio individual to open up, because first you must gain his trust, which is usually not easy to do. Scorpio people are considered some of the best lovers and in fact they love intense and passionate relationships.
On the good side, Scorpio’s are very loyal, strong and independent. They are also quite opinionated. On the bad side, their confidence and strong character will usually mean that they are very stubborn, and do not compromise easily. Their loyalty can often grow into obsession and they could get very possessive.
Career-wise these individuals can be very ambitious. That combined with their strong willpower and ability to stick through the hot and cold can bring them big success. However, quite often Scorpios fall prey to obsession and fanaticism about their work, beliefs, relationship or some other aspect of their lives, and that rarely brings much happiness.
Scorpios are extremely tough and sometimes it is surprising what they have gone through in their lives. They are almost never intimidated by anyone or anything, and always look fear into the eye. Many of them are attracted to the darker and mystical side of life, and are not afraid of investigating it.
They are strong, loyal, emotional, passionate and fearless, but at the same time it is difficult to see any of that, because Scorpios rarely show their true colors to others, unless you have really earned their trust.
How many Scorpios does it take to screw a light bulb?
One, but he still couldn’t let go to unscrew the previous light bulb.
How to seduce Scorpio?
Love traits
Sex habits
Scorpios are experts in sex. Their immense passion gives them the drive needed to drive anyone crazy. Sex with a Scorpio can get pretty harsh and aggressive, and may involve an array of different tools like handcuffs, rope, etc. If you want it soft and slow, go talk to Cancer, because Scorpio is not for you! Remember that these folks are not satisfied easy and will go on for a long time, so be ready if you’re planning on it. A sex toy is usually considered not a bad present for a typical Scorpio.
Probably the most common thing they get to say after doing it is, "Let me untie you."
Drinking style
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see alcohol as something to enjoy, and not as a personality-altering tool (though if depressed, self-loathing Scorpios would seek total obliteration). Generally, however, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything - especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
Leo -
Characteristics Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Chinese Element
Mode
Planet
Gemstone
Astrology
Leos do not want to be like everybody else, and take a lot of pride in being who they are. They love attention and strive for recognition and praise of others. Most Leos have a very strong character and are very independent; this allows them to be great leaders. A Lion is a very proud creature and never wants to be left in the background, he always wants to shine and be appreciated by others.
Generosity and warm heartedness are some of Leo’s best features, which are pretty easy go get if the big cat it is shown some love and loyalty. When it comes to family, Leos are usually very responsible and protective. They will try to provide the best they can to their loved ones, however in return they will expect love and loyalty. On the negative side, Leos can sometime be bossy and over-proud, which will stop them from seeing things as they are and stubbornly insist on their own point of view. To tackle this situation, all you have to do is show your Leo friend some respect (and maybe love) and his/her warm heart will melt and start thinking rationally once again.
People under this zodiac are usually quite materialistic. They like to live big and spend a lot. However at the same time they can be quite hard working, but they must see the benefits of such hard work. Most Leos have big dreams, however those dreams are nothing unless there is someone who will appreciate it. Though on the outside Leo individual might look strong and self-confident, on the inside he/she very much depends on affirmation, love and recognition of others.
Many Leos like to perceive the world as if it revolves around them, however they often fail to recognize that it isn’t so, and that sometimes they are not part of the picture.
How many Leos does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, their minions would do it.
How to seduce Leo?
Love traits
Sex habits
With their natural charm Leos are really good in the free fuck department. They don’t even have to look that well. However, even when it gets to the bedroom level Leo will not let you down, because their fiery natures are just craving for some play and action. During the love making it is good to give the big cat a compliment, which will only stimulate them more. It is also a good idea to put a mirror or two, as it is a strong stimulus for Leos (and it is just fun in general, regardless of the zodiac sign).
Their typical after-sex phrase is - "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Drinking style
Leo likes to drink and dance - they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue - and perhaps not with the one what brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.
Pisces -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology
Pisces are known for their sensitive and caring nature. They are the type of people who will put their friends and family before themselves. These are some of the most selfless people you can find. People under the Fish sign are quite often blessed with rich imagination and creativity.
Many of Pisces individuals think from their hearts and not their heads. However such an emotional logic allows them to have a good intuition and usually they can see through people and understand others better than the rest of us can. One of Pisces’ greatness weaknesses is that they can be quite naïve and unstable with opinions. This means that someone with bad intentions can easily trick a Piscean (of course not every Piscean is so easily tricked). On the social frontier Fish are very easy going and can adapt to any atmosphere and find themselves good friends in any environment. Pisceans are very emotional however they do not always show all their feelings. They like to keep a thin air of mystery around themselves.
People under this zodiac are usually very artistic. Most often they are more comfortable working alone rather than in a team, because this way they can do the work in their own creative way. They are not overly ambitious and do not care about being at the top. All they want is some recognition and acceptance.
Overall these are very compassionate and easygoing people, they are quite dreamy and not very practical or rational. They are very faithful and their love is usually limitless.
How many Pisces does it take to screw a light bulb?
"Why do we need a light bulb? Would that make you happy?!! HUH!!!!"
How to seduce Pisces?
Love traits
Sex habits
Just like with anything, sex to Pisces is all about emotions and hopefully some love. Piscean romantic and dreamy nature usually gets them into waking up in the morning and having to say "What did you say your name was again?" Their favorite place to do it is probably in the water. These guys can be very passionate lovers and their affair often gets emotional and hot. It is also suspected that Pisces enjoy role-playing; however we have no confirmed cases, so anyone willing to share their experiences, please go to this feedback page and write us a letter, we’ll be sure to spread the knowledge.
Drinking style
Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty alcohol tolerance fast. But who needs such an expensive drinking buddy? On the other hand - they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days.
Aquarius -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Astrology
People under this zodiac most of the time possess very strong character and are not afraid of being different from others. They are usually very idealistic and will stand by their principles with all they’ve got. Their confidence let’s them be very frank and often outspoken. Aquarians are intelligent and often have philosophical mindset. One of the bad characteristics of people under this zodiac is their bad temper. These individuals can also be extremely stubborn, and once they have made their mind it is really difficult to make them think otherwise. However they almost never lack honesty or fairness. Having many acquaintances is common to Aquarians, but rarely do they make close friends, as they prefer to keep distance and only have few real friends.
Aquarians are often attracted to work that involves helping others. With their strong ideals and bright minds they can make good leaders. Their logical and often cold and practical thinking gives them strength to make difficult decisions and accept responsibility without much trouble.
In short Aquarians can be characterized as independent, freedom-loving, cold yet humane and friendly people.
How many Aquarians does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Aquarius?
- Be unique
- Learn to listen
- Be up-to-date on some cutting edge news
- Start some philosophical conversation
- Be clingy and give them little free space
- Be close minded
- Hide your true colors
Love traits
- Exciting and fun
- Almost never jealous
- Many Aquarians prefer not to get involved in serious relationships, although not all of them are like this
- Very caring and will always try to help when they can
- Normally are natural flirts
Sex habits
Often the first thing they will tell you after doing it is - "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Drinking style
Virgo -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Astrology
At heart Virgo person is modest and humble and rarely enjoys being in the center of attention. Their analytical mind allows them to see every situation from many angles and usually makes them good advisors. At times however these individuals can be very criticizing and not easy going, as they will want everything to be done perfectly, just the way they like it. Many Virgos are also quite conservative, but that is only because they prefer to play safe and dislike taking big risks. It is a common trait for Virgo individuals to have preference towards natural and pure things, and most of them are also very hygienic and health-aware.
Virgos usually like helping people and playing an important supporting role, however rarely do they want to become leaders or take the driver’s seat. Virgo person is often very self-criticizing and doesn’t give himself/herself enough credit. However with a little bit more self confidence it is possible to overcome those vices. Because Virgo is very responsible and loyal, they usually make very valuable workers.
Although on the outside Virgo person might look cool and content, on the inside he is warm and caring, however not everybody gets to see that side, and only If you deserved it will Virgo let you see it.
How many Virgos does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Virgo?
- Be neat, clean, and dress well
- Be down to earth and rational
- Be honest and straight forward
- Be arrogant and vulgar
- Look unhealthy or even worse contagious
- Act dumb and make fart jokes
Love traits
- Very loyal
- Can be possessive, but it’s only because they are scared to lose their loved one
- Very traditional and normally dislikes any frivolous relationships
- Likes security and consistency in a relationship
- Not very good in showing their feelings
- Their love is strong
Sex habits
After doing it, Virgo will typically be worried about changing the bed sheets... how neat.
Drinking style
Capricorn -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Astrology
One of the greatest traits of a Goat is his/her consistency. Whatever they start doing, they will almost always make sure to finish it. This makes Capricorn individuals very reliable and responsible. Capricorns are also famous for practicality which usually allows them to come up with creative ways of doing same things in a different, but better way. Capricorns tend to be quite serious about whatever they decide to do, and they tend to focus a lot of attention on that one subject. These people are usually independent and have a strong character. However with all these good qualities, Capricorns still have a downside to their character. Their biggest flaw is inability to relax and let go off small things, since most of the time they are quite serious. Their excessive love for stability and consistency makes them scared of taking even small risks, and that is why they usually tend to be quite conservative and only walk the path that they know well, without diverging from it. Stubbornness is another bad point for this sign.
Career-wise Capricorns are probably some of the most ambitious people. They always want to climb higher and achieve new goals. Their persistence really helps them in this endeavor. Capricorns often make good managers as they are natural organizers.
Apart from all the ambition and materialism, these guys are very faithful and the cold on the outside is just a cover of formality for the warm inside. Although if only we dared to suggest them one thing, it would be to learn how to take that cover of seriousness off sometimes.
How many Capricorns does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Capricorn?
- Take relationships seriously
- Be independent and have goals in life
- Show that you appreciate them
- Calm them down from their worries
- Act immature
- Be too dependent on others
- Be excessively untraditional
Love traits
- Prefer serious relationships
- Very loyal and reliable
- Will do anything to protect their loved ones from harm
- Want total commitment from their loved one
- Very caring and supportive
- Cool on the outside, warm on the inside
Sex habits
Capricorn’s typical after-sex phrase is - "Do you have a business card?"
Drinking style
Aries -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Astrology
A Ram person usually wants the freedom to do things in his own way, and works very well independently. Cooperating with others or carrying out another's will is not in Ram’s style, and in such case he would usually prefer to work alone.
Ram loves action and is always ready to stir things up or do something new, even if it involves big risks. Routine is like death to Aries person.
People under this zodiac are usually spontaneous, impulsive, direct, enthusiastic, and assertive. They believe in the power of positive thinking and positive action, and like to think of themselves as a strong person. They hate being ill or in any way in a position of dependency. Accepting their own human limitations and emotional needs is often difficult for these people.
Aries are usually not very good in picking up subtle messages and rarely are they very sensitive or sentimental. Often they are so fired up about their own projects or goals that they inadvertently run over or ignore other people's feelings and interests. Their impatience to get on with things causes them to be rather insensitive, and to therefore alienate others unnecessarily. Ram individuals would gain much by learning to slow down, relax, and just let things be, but their energetic, restless nature rarely allows doing this.
How many Aries does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Aries?
- Always be a challenge
- Have lots of energy
- Have a passion in life
- Be too easy
- Be indirect or indecisive
- Lack passion or energy
Love traits
- Spontaneous and adventurous
- Not subtle and not very sensitive
- Flirty with others, but still can be loyal, when with the right person at the right time
- Like to be in control and lead their partner
Sex habits
Often the first thing they will tell you after doing it is - "Okay, let's do it again!"
Drinking style
Gemini -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Astrology
To many Gemini life is just like a game, and they do not want to make it too complicated, that is why many people under this zodiac will usually just touch the surface of a subject, and never want to complicate their life by going into details, be it in relationship, study or work.
Gemini individuals are usually smart and often possess very strong analytical skills. This makes them good learners and debaters. Many of these individuals are socialites and very good communicators. They often also have good sense of humor and are rather charming. Their energetic and talkative nature gets them many friends and quite a bit of adventure.
It may be hard for Gemini to live a stable predictable life, because stability is really not their thing. Just like a child, they are easily distracted by new fascinating possibilities and are the type of people who would want to try everything but only once (well maybe twice, but that’s tops).
How many Gemini does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Gemini?
- Be witty and smart
- Keep cool
- Stand for your own point of view
- Be too predictable
- Show no interest to what they say
- Be boring or excessively shy
Love traits
- They are all about variety so be ready for some adventures
- Even when in relationship Gemini can be flirting with others, but it’s usually harmless
- They will want a partner who can support their intellectual conversations
- They are not possessive or clingy
- For a Gemini relationship has to be fun and memorable, but it’s not always necessary that it is very meaningful in the long-term
Sex habits
Often the first thing they will tell you after doing it is - "Have you seen the remote?"
Drinking style
Leo -
Characteristics
Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Astrology
Generosity and warm heartedness are some of Leo’s best features, which are pretty easy go get if the big cat it is shown some love and loyalty. When it comes to family, Leos are usually very responsible and protective. They will try to provide the best they can to their loved ones, however in return they will expect love and loyalty. On the negative side, Leos can sometime be bossy and over-proud, which will stop them from seeing things as they are and stubbornly insist on their own point of view. To tackle this situation, all you have to do is show your Leo friend some respect (and maybe love) and his/her warm heart will melt and start thinking rationally once again.
People under this zodiac are usually quite materialistic. They like to live big and spend a lot. However at the same time they can be quite hard working, but they must see the benefits of such hard work. Most Leos have big dreams, however those dreams are nothing unless there is someone who will appreciate it. Though on the outside Leo individual might look strong and self-confident, on the inside he/she very much depends on affirmation, love and recognition of others.
Many Leos like to perceive the world as if it revolves around them, however they often fail to recognize that it isn’t so, and that sometimes they are not part of the picture.
How many Leos does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Leo?
- Laugh at their jokes
- Be fun and entertaining
- Wear expensive, branded items
- Be honest and respectful
- Be disloyal
- Lack confidence
- Criticize them - NEVER do this to a Leo
Love traits
- Passionate lover
- Very loyal, but also quite possessive. At times can be very jealous
- Protective over their loved one
- Wants to be a leader in relationships
- Loves with full heart and is very caring
- Knows how to make their second half feel special
- Leos are never cheap
Sex habits
Their typical after-sex phrase is - "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Drinking style
Sagittarius -
Characteristics
Possessive
Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology
These individuals are usually immensely optimistic and always look at the brighter side of every situation. Their cheerfulness and fun-loving nature usually gets them many friends. Although at times, they can throw a shoe at you and scream that you’re an idiot, they will soon forget about it and forgive you for whatever sins you have committed. They always want to discover new things, and doing same thing over and over is really not their cup of tea. However, very often this love for change means that these individuals are quite inconsistent and have unstable interests. Optimism is one of their strengths, but if it is exaggerated, it will turn into weakness, and many Sagittarians out there have exactly this problem. With excess optimism they will often fail to notice obvious faults in some situations and people and will eventually cause themselves unnecessary trouble.
At work, Archers can be very ambitious. Their imaginative minds can help them a lot in finding creative solutions to problems. Although, they can be inconsistent, Sagittarians are reliable and can be trusted. Many of these people have very strong ideals about how things should be, and will stand strong for those beliefs. For the job, these folks will usually feel most comfortable with something that involves a regular change, and can keep their curiosity intact; they rarely enjoy jobs that involve routine and similar day-to-day tasks.
If we were to choose three words to describe people under this zodiac, they would be: free-spirited, fun-loving idealists.
How many Sagittarians does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Sagittarius?
- Be positive and always try to see things in a good way
- Encourage their hopes and dreams
- Be fun and adventurous
- Be generous
- Be pessimistic
- Lack enthusiasm and be passive
- Be emotionally needy or clingy
Love traits
- Adventurous and very energetic
- Very independent and likes to have a lot of free space
- Rarely jealous or possessive
- It’s difficult to make a typical Sagittarius commit, but once they do, they are faithful
- Relationships to these folks are all about fun and excitement
- They are some serious flirts
Sex habits
Their favorite after-sex phrase is probably something like - "Don't call me - I'll call you."
Drinking style
Taurus -
Characteristics
Possessive
Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology
These individuals have a very practical outlook on life and are materialists for the most part. If Taurus person is motivated and given goals they can work long and persistently, however if there are no such goals Bull can be extremely lazy and get too involved enjoying life, forgetting about everything else.
Overall Bull’s needs are simple and are easy to fulfill. Taurus person has a strong desire for security, stability, and peace, and hates sudden changes. They are not very demanding emotionally, however they do like to get touchy. Taurus individuals also often make an excellent parent.
This sun sign is also known for extreme stubbornness. This means that Taurus people are often unwilling to deviate from their safe, predictable ways. They also tend to always insist upon realism and often lack the ability to open up their mind to new ideas.
How many Taureans does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Taurus?
- Nice perfume
- Good and expensive food
- Be dependable and maybe a little touchy
- Be honest and hide no secrets
- Push them to do something
- Be gross
- Be too unpredictable or crazy
Love traits
- Tend to get extremely possessive, but also utterly loyal
- Love to be pampered
- Very caring towards their loved one
- Trustworthy
- Prefer serious relationships
Sex habits
Often the first thing they will tell you after doing it is – "I'm hungry, pass the pizza."
Drinking style
Cancer -
Characteristics
Possessive
Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology
These are one of the most loving people. Family and friends are generally of extreme importance to a person under this zodiac, and being accepted and loved by them is a top priority. In fact Cancers do not like to be alone, but always want to have someone by their side who can show them love and affection. Many Cancerians eventually wish to have a family and create their own cozy home, where they can feel warm, comfortable and secure.
Once a Cancerian loves someone, he will do anything for that person and will not even expect much in return, except for love and loyalty. Cancerians are usually naturally good parents.
On the bad side, the Crab can get very clingy and moody. At times these individuals can let emotions take over and drive them into depression.
Cancerians usually have few but very good friends, that is not to say that they are not sociable, but it is just that they prefer quality to quantity. These people are also rarely very materialistic and rather value the spiritual gains, like family and friends, with comparison to money and fame.
How many Cancers does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Cancer?
- Pamper them and allow them to pamper you
- Be romantic and sensitive
- Be a good listener
- Be shallow
- Point out their vices
- Talk bad about others
Love traits
- Very romantic
- Crave for love
- Prefer serious relationships
- Very caring towards their loved one
- Possessive but also very loyal
- Very emotional
Sex habits
"When are we getting married?" is probably Cancerians’ favorite after-sex quote.
Drinking style
Scorpio -
Characteristics
Possessive
Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology
On the good side, Scorpio’s are very loyal, strong and independent. They are also quite opinionated. On the bad side, their confidence and strong character will usually mean that they are very stubborn, and do not compromise easily. Their loyalty can often grow into obsession and they could get very possessive.
Career-wise these individuals can be very ambitious. That combined with their strong willpower and ability to stick through the hot and cold can bring them big success. However, quite often Scorpios fall prey to obsession and fanaticism about their work, beliefs, relationship or some other aspect of their lives, and that rarely brings much happiness.
Scorpios are extremely tough and sometimes it is surprising what they have gone through in their lives. They are almost never intimidated by anyone or anything, and always look fear into the eye. Many of them are attracted to the darker and mystical side of life, and are not afraid of investigating it.
They are strong, loyal, emotional, passionate and fearless, but at the same time it is difficult to see any of that, because Scorpios rarely show their true colors to others, unless you have really earned their trust.
How many Scorpios does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Scorpio?
- Be mysterious
- Have ability to engage into deep conversations
- Confidence and ability to stand your ground is a big plus
- Be passionate
- Be too easy to get
- Be shallow and too unserious
- Be a wimp
Love traits
- Superbly passionate and romantic
- Known for their unmatched love making skills
- Extremely possessive
- Highly emotional, but rarely show it on the outside
- Very faithful
- Likes to be a leader in relationships
Sex habits
Probably the most common thing they get to say after doing it is, "Let me untie you."
Drinking style
Leo -
Characteristics Romantic
Loyal
Independent
Daring
Possessive
Stubborn
Inconsistent
Emotional
Generosity and warm heartedness are some of Leo’s best features, which are pretty easy go get if the big cat it is shown some love and loyalty. When it comes to family, Leos are usually very responsible and protective. They will try to provide the best they can to their loved ones, however in return they will expect love and loyalty. On the negative side, Leos can sometime be bossy and over-proud, which will stop them from seeing things as they are and stubbornly insist on their own point of view. To tackle this situation, all you have to do is show your Leo friend some respect (and maybe love) and his/her warm heart will melt and start thinking rationally once again.
People under this zodiac are usually quite materialistic. They like to live big and spend a lot. However at the same time they can be quite hard working, but they must see the benefits of such hard work. Most Leos have big dreams, however those dreams are nothing unless there is someone who will appreciate it. Though on the outside Leo individual might look strong and self-confident, on the inside he/she very much depends on affirmation, love and recognition of others.
Many Leos like to perceive the world as if it revolves around them, however they often fail to recognize that it isn’t so, and that sometimes they are not part of the picture.
How many Leos does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Leo?
- Laugh at their jokes
- Be fun and entertaining
- Wear expensive, branded items
- Be honest and respectful
- Be disloyal
- Lack confidence
- Criticize them - NEVER do this to a Leo
Love traits
- Passionate lover
- Very loyal, but also quite possessive. At times can be very jealous
- Protective over their loved one
- Wants to be a leader in relationships
- Loves with full heart and is very caring
- Knows how to make their second half feel special
- Leos are never cheap
Sex habits
Their typical after-sex phrase is - "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Drinking style
Pisces -
Characteristics
Possessive
Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology
Many of Pisces individuals think from their hearts and not their heads. However such an emotional logic allows them to have a good intuition and usually they can see through people and understand others better than the rest of us can. One of Pisces’ greatness weaknesses is that they can be quite naïve and unstable with opinions. This means that someone with bad intentions can easily trick a Piscean (of course not every Piscean is so easily tricked). On the social frontier Fish are very easy going and can adapt to any atmosphere and find themselves good friends in any environment. Pisceans are very emotional however they do not always show all their feelings. They like to keep a thin air of mystery around themselves.
People under this zodiac are usually very artistic. Most often they are more comfortable working alone rather than in a team, because this way they can do the work in their own creative way. They are not overly ambitious and do not care about being at the top. All they want is some recognition and acceptance.
Overall these are very compassionate and easygoing people, they are quite dreamy and not very practical or rational. They are very faithful and their love is usually limitless.
How many Pisces does it take to screw a light bulb?
How to seduce Pisces?
- Be sensitive to others
- Have big dreams and don’t be afraid to share them
- Know when to be strong and firm
- Be selfish
- Be cold and emotionally-disabled
- Be a pushover
Love traits
- Romantic
- Extremely caring for their special person
- Sensitive, so you better turn on your cry-radar
- Very loyal
- Prefer serious relationships, but quite often end up somewhere else (maybe because they are such dreamers?..)
- Their sensitivity and intuition allows them to see through people, so quite often Pisces individuals can see the truth even if you are not saying it
Sex habits
Drinking style
but that does sound like me kinda...
. But most of the other traits are very me.
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