Zodiac Sign - Love Profile

[Rockman X]

There's Libra; http://www.mylovecal.com/Libra-Zodiac-Profile.php for yourself and every one else who need it.

Ah, why thank you. Bloody hell, this is alot of stuff to copy and paste into here though O_O

Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone

Astrology

Libra, just as its symbol (scales) suggests, is all about balance and justice. Librans are very diplomatic and usually can get what they want without a fight. Their charming nature allows them to get along with people quite easily. Librans are also quite adventurous, they like travelling and partying. In fact by some Libra is considered as the most hard-partying sign of the zodiac. Weather it is true or not, they all have a good taste for fun.

Getting along with people is really one of Libra’s talents. However this also means that very often Libra individuals place too much importance on what other think about them. Libra always tries to avoid conflict and live in harmony with others, but sometimes this leads to problems piling up and not being solved, until there are too many to take. For the most part these people are very easy-going, but there is one thing that they really dislike and it is when somebody is being unjust and is unwilling to compromise. One of Libra’s biggest flaws is their indecisiveness.

Librans are very romantic at heart and always want to have someone by their side. Relationships to them are like an adventure, and they expect their partner to know how to make it fun and worthwhile. Librans usually have a good taste for expensive things, be it clothes, food, or places they go to.

Overall Librans are very fun loving, easy-going and charming people; they are definitely the ones you would want to join a party with. If there are any problems, they will be willing to help, and with their talents of diplomacy they can be very useful.

How many Libras does it take to screw a light bulb?

None, because Libra will spend a hell lot of time thinking on which light bulb to use, 25 or 25.25 watt, until Capricorn eventually will do the job.

How to seduce Libra?

• Learn to compromise and be rational
• Compliment them
• Dress with style
• Talk about relationships

The following is what you should not do, if you want a Libra person to like you:

• Be arrogant
• Be cheap
• Be unfriendly to others

Love traits

• Romantic
• Caring
• It’s hard to make a Libran commit, but once they do, their love is unquestionable
• Very peaceful and will try to avoid any fights
• Likes to flirt, even when in a relationship, but it’s rarely anything to worry about
• Fair and just

Sex habits

Foreplay, dirty talk, some more foreplay, the action, the action with toys and that is what makes up good sex plan for a Libran. If on top of all that you could also add some luxury that would be the best. Libras are known for their exquisite, expensive tastes, so if one can satisfy it too, then the happy Libra is all theirs. However, remember to be careful not to let the smart Scales person use you, since their charms can work wonders when they want something.

Libra’s diplomacy shows even after they had sex, when they’ll say something like - "I liked it if you liked it."

Drinking style

"I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra. Scales person loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Instant-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, which can get them into all sorts of trouble - including wearing their wobbly boots way too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's boyfriend or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!

Well, some of it is accurate. I am very good with people and can get along with most anyone (inb4 "wut? but ur a troll", I'm talking about irl). Do like to travel, I like compromising, and I do my best to avoid conflict (again, irl)...but I hate parties, and I don't drink. It's easy enough for me to commit, too.

And according to this thing, Libras are so indecisive we can't even change a light bulb. Humbug. I changed one just last week though, and knew just what type of voltage and wattage I wanted.

Would never flirt around though if I was taken, I'm not a goddamn pig. And I definitely wouldn't say "I liked it if you liked it" after sex. It sounds stupid for one thing, plus it could be misconstrued as "it was boring for me, but I hope you liked it anyway."

Meh, this thing was pretty off with alot of things. Maybe I'm just weird though xD

 

[Estella Vanilla]

Taurus -

Characteristics
Romantic

Loyal

Independent

Daring

Possessive

Stubborn

Inconsistent

Emotional

Astrology
Taurus is a patient, consistent and capable of tremendous devotion. The ability to follow through and stick with things is one of Taurus’s greatest assets.

These individuals have a very practical outlook on life and are materialists for the most part. If Taurus person is motivated and given goals they can work long and persistently, however if there are no such goals Bull can be extremely lazy and get too involved enjoying life, forgetting about everything else.

Overall Bull’s needs are simple and are easy to fulfill. Taurus person has a strong desire for security, stability, and peace, and hates sudden changes. They are not very demanding emotionally, however they do like to get touchy. Taurus individuals also often make an excellent parent.

This sun sign is also known for extreme stubbornness. This means that Taurus people are often unwilling to deviate from their safe, predictable ways. They also tend to always insist upon realism and often lack the ability to open up their mind to new ideas.


How many Taureans does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, they can do without a light bulb, just like they can do without clean underwear or fresh bed sheets. Instead of changing a light bulb they’d rather keep on sitting on that couch and watching the TV.


How to seduce Taurus?

• Nice perfume
• Good and expensive food
• Be dependable and maybe a little touchy
• Be honest and hide no secrets

The following is what you should NOT do, if you want a Taurus person to like you:

• Push them to do something
• Be gross
• Be too unpredictable or crazy

Love traits

• Tend to get extremely possessive, but also utterly loyal
• Love to be pampered
• Very caring towards their loved one
• Trustworthy
• Prefer serious relationships

Sex habits
Touching and cuddling is an essential part of the business. When it comes to sex it has to be in a comfortable and familiar place. It’s got to involve a lot of kissing and touching. They may like to take it slow and spice it up with some sensuality, but one should not forget that these folks have a lot of energy and their love making can go on and on, non-stop till the morning. Some Bull-people enjoy mixing sex with food – two most satisfying things in the world. Aren’t they just smart?

Often the first thing they will tell you after doing it is – "I'm hungry, pass the pizza."


Drinking style
Taurus person is a sensible drinker and will take it slow and easy to finish each drink. However when he/she does get drunk, it goes pretty ugly, as the Bull will start getting gross and clumsy. In such a case it’s best to put him/her on a couch with someone who enjoys hearing fart jokes. Another thing to do with a drunken Taurus is bring him/her to a karaoke – satisfaction guaranteed.

For the most part it seems very accurate. Except...I change my panties every day... Dude I cannot believe they'd even put that in there. Haha. Gross. x_x And I'm a virgin but I'm pretty positive I'm not going to ask for pizza after sex... And I also don't drink. I've been drunk once in my life and I was a bit tipsy and lol'd about everything. But nothing gross. XD

So yeah, I mean it's pretty accurate otherwise. My boyfriend thinks so too. XD

 

[Rockman X]

For the most part it seems very accurate. Except...I change my panties every day... Dude I cannot believe they'd even put that in there. Haha. Gross. x_x And I'm a virgin but I'm pretty positive I'm not going to ask for pizza after sex... And I also don't drink. I've been drunk once in my life and I was a bit tipsy and lol'd about everything. But nothing gross. XD

YOU'RE JUST IN DENIAL YOU RLY DONT CHANGE YOUR PANTIES!

Meh, I think they're just making some of this crap up. They said libras were too indecisive to change lightbulbs...it's a little extreme.

Pizza would make a terrible post-sex food. I don't know what would, maybe fruit or something *shrug*

So yeah, I mean it's pretty accurate otherwise. My boyfriend thinks so too. XD

Quite accurate

 

[SapphireStar]

Mine has freaked me out. Im an Aquarius and yeah Id like people to listen to me, I dont mind being different and I can be cold, yet warm person aswell. The relationship bit is not really me, I do like long term relationships if possible.

 

[Rapture]

I'm really just procrastinating now, so, this might be a rather large thread. Anyhoo, does your Zodiac love profile match you?

Taurus -

Characteristics: Romantic, Loyal, Independent, Daring, Possessive, Stubborn, Inconsistent, Emotional.

Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone

Astrology: Taurus is a patient, consistent and capable of tremendous devotion. The ability to follow through and stick with things is one of Taurus’s greatest assets.

These individuals have a very practical outlook on life and are materialists for the most part. If Taurus person is motivated and given goals they can work long and persistently, however if there are no such goals Bull can be extremely lazy and get too involved enjoying life, forgetting about everything else.

Overall Bull’s needs are simple and are easy to fulfill. Taurus person has a strong desire for security, stability, and peace, and hates sudden changes. They are not very demanding emotionally, however they do like to get touchy. Taurus individuals also often make an excellent parent.

This sun sign is also known for extreme stubbornness. This means that Taurus people are often unwilling to deviate from their safe, predictable ways. They also tend to always insist upon realism and often lack the ability to open up their mind to new ideas.

How many Taureans does it take to screw a light bulb? None, they can do without a light bulb, just like they can do without clean underwear or fresh bed sheets. Instead of changing a light bulb they’d rather keep on sitting on that couch and watching the TV.

How to seduce Taurus?

• Nice perfume
• Good and expensive food
• Be dependable and maybe a little touchy
• Be honest and hide no secrets

The following is what you should NOT do, if you want a Taurus person to like you:

• Push them to do something
• Be gross
• Be too unpredictable or crazy

Love traits

Tend to get extremely possessive, but also utterly loyal
Love to be pampered
Very caring towards their loved one
Trustworthy
Prefer serious relationships

Sex habits: Touching and cuddling is an essential part of the business. When it comes to sex it has to be in a comfortable and familiar place. It’s got to involve a lot of kissing and touching. They may like to take it slow and spice it up with some sensuality, but one should not forget that these folks have a lot of energy and their love making can go on and on, non-stop till the morning. Some Bull-people enjoy mixing sex with food – two most satisfying things in the world. Aren’t they just smart?

Often the first thing they will tell you after doing it is – "I'm hungry, pass the pizza."


Drinking style: Taurus person is a sensible drinker and will take it slow and easy to finish each drink. However when he/she does get drunk, it goes pretty ugly, as the Bull will start getting gross and clumsy. In such a case it’s best to put him/her on a couch with someone who enjoys hearing fart jokes. Another thing to do with a drunken Taurus is bring him/her to a karaoke – satisfaction guaranteed.

ROFLLLLL These are always good for a laugh ...

Ironically, they hit the perfume, stubburnness, and independent parts to a Tee I am fixated on how things smell, its sad really. I totally believe in the smell of someone being engraven into your memory thing, I think thats why

...and I am completely stubburn. I hate doing things differently or out of order for the most part. I have pretty set ways in doing things and I am not always so fond of change.

...and I am pretty independent for the most part

...the rest of this made me giggle

 

[Squid]

Pisces -


Characteristics

Romantic

Loyal

Independent

Daring

Possessive

Stubborn

Inconsistent

Emotional

Well, this is kind of true about me, but I love how broad and generic the traits are, like of course everyone is going to be at least 3 of those things.

I am not Romantic or Daring.
I am Definitely possessive, specially of people. I am stubborn beyond belief, I can be loyal and inconsistent and emotional.

Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone

Astrology

Pisces are known for their sensitive and caring nature. They are the type of people who will put their friends and family before themselves. These are some of the most selfless people you can find. People under the Fish sign are quite often blessed with rich imagination and creativity.

Many of Pisces individuals think from their hearts and not their heads. However such an emotional logic allows them to have a good intuition and usually they can see through people and understand others better than the rest of us can. One of Pisces’ greatness weaknesses is that they can be quite naïve and unstable with opinions. This means that someone with bad intentions can easily trick a Piscean (of course not every Piscean is so easily tricked). On the social frontier Fish are very easy going and can adapt to any atmosphere and find themselves good friends in any environment. Pisceans are very emotional however they do not always show all their feelings. They like to keep a thin air of mystery around themselves.

People under this zodiac are usually very artistic. Most often they are more comfortable working alone rather than in a team, because this way they can do the work in their own creative way. They are not overly ambitious and do not care about being at the top. All they want is some recognition and acceptance.

Overall these are very compassionate and easygoing people, they are quite dreamy and not very practical or rational. They are very faithful and their love is usually limitless.

How many Pisces does it take to screw a light bulb?

"Why do we need a light bulb? Would that make you happy?!! HUH!!!!"

This does not sound much like me hahaha, the part about being able to see through people, I think I am kinda ok at that. I reckon i am a good judge of character, but nothing else really fits with me

How to seduce Pisces?

• Be sensitive to others
• Have big dreams and don’t be afraid to share them
• Know when to be strong and firm

The following is what you should not do, if you want a Pisces person to like you:

• Be selfish
• Be cold and emotionally-disabled
• Be a pushover

I can tell you now I would not be turned on by any of those things. Sensitive men no thanks.

Though I would be turned off by a selfish guy and a push over so it got that right.

Love traits

• Romantic
• Extremely caring for their special person
• Sensitive, so you better turn on your cry-radar
• Very loyal
• Prefer serious relationships, but quite often end up somewhere else (maybe because they are such dreamers?..)
• Their sensitivity and intuition allows them to see through people, so quite often Pisces individuals can see the truth even if you are not saying it

Sex habits

Just like with anything, sex to Pisces is all about emotions and hopefully some love. Piscean romantic and dreamy nature usually gets them into waking up in the morning and having to say "What did you say your name was again?" Their favorite place to do it is probably in the water. These guys can be very passionate lovers and their affair often gets emotional and hot. It is also suspected that Pisces enjoy role-playing; however we have no confirmed cases, so anyone willing to share their experiences, please go to this feedback page and write us a letter, we’ll be sure to spread the knowledge.

No. No. No. hahaha I felt sick reading this

Drinking style

Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty alcohol tolerance fast. But who needs such an expensive drinking buddy? On the other hand - they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days.

Lmfao, I have no tolerance for alcohol.

This was a ridiculous read

 

[Sexy Beast]

Cancer -

Characteristics Romantic Loyal Independent Daring
Possessive Stubborn Inconsistent Emotional





Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology Cancer individuals are known for their sentimental and emotional nature. Cancer thinks from heart and often makes decisions based on intuition and feelings, rather than plain logic. Cancer individuals also have very strong sense of attachment to something or someone that they hold dear.

These are one of the most loving people. Family and friends are generally of extreme importance to a person under this zodiac, and being accepted and loved by them is a top priority. In fact Cancers do not like to be alone, but always want to have someone by their side who can show them love and affection. Many Cancerians eventually wish to have a family and create their own cozy home, where they can feel warm, comfortable and secure.

Once a Cancerian loves someone, he will do anything for that person and will not even expect much in return, except for love and loyalty. Cancerians are usually naturally good parents.

On the bad side, the Crab can get very clingy and moody. At times these individuals can let emotions take over and drive them into depression.

Cancerians usually have few but very good friends, that is not to say that they are not sociable, but it is just that they prefer quality to quantity. These people are also rarely very materialistic and rather value the spiritual gains, like family and friends, with comparison to money and fame.


How many Cancers does it take to screw a light bulb? Only one, but it took him half a day because he had to mourn the previous light bulb that died.


How to seduce Cancer?
Pamper them and allow them to pamper you
Be romantic and sensitive
Be a good listener
The following is what you should not do, if you want a Cancer person to like you:
Be shallow
Point out their vices
Talk bad about others

Love traits
Very romantic
Crave for love
Prefer serious relationships
Very caring towards their loved one
Possessive but also very loyal
Very emotional

Sex habits To these people sex is an expression of love. It is usually slow and sensual, and is all about harmony at mind. Rumors have it that, many of these folks like to do it in the water, particularly on a beach. Romantic ain’t it? To many Cancers sex is a big step forward in a relationship, so one should be careful not to break their loving hearts.

"When are we getting married?" is probably Cancerians’ favorite after-sex quote.


Drinking style Cancer is a comfort drinker, and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer can be extra comforting to our dear Cancers. Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must be careful not to abuse alcohol. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists - and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.

This is totally me.

I'm emotional, and fuck yes I'm stubborn.

 

[Tucker]

Yay for Capricorn

Capricorn -

Characteristics
Romantic

Loyal

Independent

Daring

Possessive

Stubborn

Inconsistent

Emotional

Chinese Element

Mode

Planet

Gemstone

Astrology

So ambitious and hard working, Capricorns are real materialists, who want to prove themselves and accomplish big goals in their lives. It is not the most social sign of the zodiac, yet these people do know how to be in society and how to put others on their side.

One of the greatest traits of a Goat is his/her consistency. Whatever they start doing, they will almost always make sure to finish it. This makes Capricorn individuals very reliable and responsible. Capricorns are also famous for practicality which usually allows them to come up with creative ways of doing same things in a different, but better way. Capricorns tend to be quite serious about whatever they decide to do, and they tend to focus a lot of attention on that one subject. These people are usually independent and have a strong character. However with all these good qualities, Capricorns still have a downside to their character. Their biggest flaw is inability to relax and let go off small things, since most of the time they are quite serious. Their excessive love for stability and consistency makes them scared of taking even small risks, and that is why they usually tend to be quite conservative and only walk the path that they know well, without diverging from it. Stubbornness is another bad point for this sign.

Career-wise Capricorns are probably some of the most ambitious people. They always want to climb higher and achieve new goals. Their persistence really helps them in this endeavor. Capricorns often make good managers as they are natural organizers.

Apart from all the ambition and materialism, these guys are very faithful and the cold on the outside is just a cover of formality for the warm inside. Although if only we dared to suggest them one thing, it would be to learn how to take that cover of seriousness off sometimes.

How many Capricorns does it take to screw a light bulb?

All of them, you can never be too cautious.

How to seduce Capricorn?

• Take relationships seriously
• Be independent and have goals in life
• Show that you appreciate them
• Calm them down from their worries

The following is what you should not do, if you want a Capricorn person to like you:

• Act immature
• Be too dependent on others
• Be excessively untraditional

Love traits

• Prefer serious relationships
• Very loyal and reliable
• Will do anything to protect their loved ones from harm
• Want total commitment from their loved one
• Very caring and supportive
• Cool on the outside, warm on the inside

Sex habits

They may be cool and business-like on the outside, but once the business moves into the bedroom, they are said to be different. One thing is for certain - these people do not like to do one-night stands. To them sex is an expression of love and only the special one will get it. Serious Sea Goat people will rarely like the idea of sex toys or doing it in a club, because even in this aspect they are very traditional and conservative. Try to avoid the dirty talk too (keep it for next time with a Gemini). When getting down to business, Cappies, like to do it with class and taste, so a bottle of champagne is probably not a bad idea. Rumors have it that Capricorns, once given the right conditions, are some of the best lovers.

Capricorn’s typical after-sex phrase is - "Do you have a business card?"

Drinking style

Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty - no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.

As for everybody, some things were right others wrong. Strangely, the characteristics fit pretty well But they are definitely not my only characteristics.

Also a bit strange, is the (first) astrology bit (about social life) is spot on. But what is strange is that one of the traits of a Capricorn they say is inconsistency, yet in the second astrology bit it says a Capricorn is quite consistent. How contradictory and...inconsistent
I'd say I am ambitious
I'm not too serious though...
It is hard for me to let go of small things

I'll leave the other parts alone...

Pretty spot on in many points actually.

 

[Martel]

Ooo, I love these. It's always interesting to see how accurate they are. xD

Scorpio -
Characteristics Romantic Loyal Independent Daring
Possessive Stubborn Inconsistent Emotional

Well, some of these are true of me at least. I'd like to think I'm loyal, and at least emotionally independant, although I'm still a fair way off financial independance. I am extremely possessive and stubborn, and I'm inconsistent for the hell of it. I'm not romantic or emotional though, and I am highly risk averse...which might be why I'm not romantic or emotional. Too much risk associated with both of those traits for my liking.

Chinese Element Mode Planet Gemstone
Astrology Scorpios are best known for their strong but reserved character. They are very private creatures and usually try to hide their real feelings inside. On the outside they seem very strong and tough, however on the inside there is a sea of feelings and passion. It is very difficult to get Scorpio individual to open up, because first you must gain his trust, which is usually not easy to do. Scorpio people are considered some of the best lovers and in fact they love intense and passionate relationships.

That's...an interesting way of putting it. I've never honestly thought of what goes on inside me sometimes as a "sea of feelings and passion", rather just things I'd prefer not to discuss with other people. I suppose you could see things that way, although I frown on the wording. The rest of that is fairly spot on, though...asides from the last sentence. I don't honestly think I'd care for any kind of relationship, a passionate one would probably put me right off the whole affair; too many expectations, too much pressure. An intense, purely romantic relationship, whilst it would likely be extraordinarily brief, might be the sort of thing I'd go for, though.

On the good side, Scorpio’s are very loyal, strong and independent. They are also quite opinionated. On the bad side, their confidence and strong character will usually mean that they are very stubborn, and do not compromise easily. Their loyalty can often grow into obsession and they could get very possessive.

Opinionated? Me? Why, I have absolutely no idea what you could be talking about

I have very little confidence in myself. I just like being contrary. I'm stubborn and absolutely refuse to compromise, but it's for entirely different reasons, it has nothing to do with my confidence. I've never become obsessed with another person, either: I don't really feel anything for people. Loyalty, to me, is just not fucking around with people, or taking the side of one friend over another. It doesn't imply a personal connection.

Career-wise these individuals can be very ambitious. That combined with their strong willpower and ability to stick through the hot and cold can bring them big success. However, quite often Scorpios fall prey to obsession and fanaticism about their work, beliefs, relationship or some other aspect of their lives, and that rarely brings much happiness.
Scorpios are extremely tough and sometimes it is surprising what they have gone through in their lives. They are almost never intimidated by anyone or anything, and always look fear into the eye. Many of them are attracted to the darker and mystical side of life, and are not afraid of investigating it.

I used to be like this, but I've since mellowed out a bit. I've always wanted a high grade of pay, but since going to University I've decided I'd be content to do something with a reasonable salary - 25k a year at least - that I enjoy. Maybe teaching at a College or University level, or working in the courts as an expert witness. Something interesting, rather than something like a Chartered Secretary, which pays an absolute fortune but doesn't sound particularly thrilling.

I suppose I get very fanatical about my work, whatever it may be. I go through absolute hell during exam periods because of it, and anyone who has been witness to my creative processes when I'm RPing knows just how intense and thorough I am. I absolutely HATE leaving tasks unfinished, or possibilities unexplored, which I suppose is fanaticism. I'd call it being thorough and efficient, but there we are. But I'm not really a happy person anyway, I find this sort of thing at least gives my general discontent a focus, which I can work to overcome. I'd more or less agree with the second paragraph; I've been though a fair amount of shit, and I'm through being intimidated by things. What's the worst that can happen? It can't be worse than anything else I've put up with. Might as well get on with it.

They are strong, loyal, emotional, passionate and fearless, but at the same time it is difficult to see any of that, because Scorpios rarely show their true colours to others, unless you have really earned their trust.

This much is true, to a degree. Although saying I rarely show my "true colours" to me implies that I'm acting out a part or adopting a different persona in front of people I don't trust, which isn't the case. There is an absolute division between my thoughts and my feelings; I'll discuss the former, but not the latter, because I don't see the latter as even remotely relevant. It's difficult for people to really get to know me, but getting to know me isn't important if you want to have a conversation with me; in fact, the less you know, the better.

How many Scorpios does it take to screw a light bulb? One, but he still couldn’t let go to unscrew the previous light bulb.

How to seduce Scorpio?
Be mysterious
Have ability to engage into deep conversations
Confidence and ability to stand your ground is a big plus
Be passionate

I like these qualities in people, this much I will admit. It's boring if people don't have a few secrets, and if people can't talk to me on a certain level, then I won't bother with them. At the same time, I hate hate HATE it when people bend over backwards and just agree with me. Usually it's because they just want me to shut up, but it really pisses me off. If people can argue a point eloquently then I'm more inclined to respect them. Passion...eh, it implies sincerity to me, but you don't have to be passionate about something to talk about it, so this isn't really all that important. Whether or not these qualities would be enough to seduce me or not...bugger if I know. I suppose it'd be a case-by-case thing, but none of the cases I've encountered so far have gone anywhere.

The following is what you should not do, if you want a Scorpio person to like you:
Be too easy to get
Be shallow and too unserious
Be a wimp

Meh, close enough, although I could make a list at least ten pages long for what people shouldn't do if they want me to like them.

Love traits
Superbly passionate and romantic
Known for their unmatched love making skills
Extremely possessive
Highly emotional, but rarely show it on the outside
Very faithful
Likes to be a leader in relationships

Uh...OK. If you say so. I can see myself being extremely possessive and faithful, because I am, but the rest of it...not so much. I can't picture any of that applying to me, and it mildly disturbs me to even attempt to. Moving on...

Sex habits Scorpios are experts in sex. Their immense passion gives them the drive needed to drive anyone crazy. Sex with a Scorpio can get pretty harsh and aggressive, and may involve an array of different tools like handcuffs, rope, etc. If you want it soft and slow, go talk to Cancer, because Scorpio is not for you! Remember that these folks are not satisfied easy and will go on for a long time, so be ready if you’re planning on it. A sex toy is usually considered not a bad present for a typical Scorpio.

Probably the most common thing they get to say after doing it is, "Let me untie you."

Assuming for a moment that I was interested in sex, would I tie the other person up and experiment? Oh yes, I absolutely would. It wouldn't hurt to explore all options...well, it wouldn't hurt me, at least.

"Fuck, I've done the knots too tight. Hang on, I'll go get a knife..."

Drinking style Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see alcohol as something to enjoy, and not as a personality-altering tool (though if depressed, self-loathing Scorpios would seek total obliteration). Generally, however, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything - especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

I don't drink, so this doesn't really apply to me. But if any of this is even remotely accurate, I will most definetely not be drinking in the future: I shudder to imagine what I would be like when drunk, and the fact that I'd be able to remember it afterwards...that's tantamout to torture.