Prince Oberyn Martel

no, it was not, though now you mention it ....

Kidding of course

It was completely random. Sorry!

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Exactly !



There aren't many people I would lose sleep over mildly offending. When I offend someone for whatever reason they usually deserve it

yes because me being mildly offended at you would obviously affect your sleep

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I'll let you off thank you.

Nice to know I remind you of your favourite teacher... who is a bloke...
Don't know whether to feel offended or not

My pronunciaton is horrible
I have a dodgy accent

Hahahahahahaha.

I think a virtual candy cane is a fair price for getting myself out of that hole

I've had things take that long to download, it's such a pain

Make it up to you hmm
It would depend on what you wanted in... repayment

No
This hole is getting bigger and bigger isn't it... you are young and your hair looks great and you have no beer belly
Is that better
Also, shouldn't you be like, at work?

Yes, you have more years than me under your belt. I can use that as an excuse

Aww no I didn't mean that.

I simply stated I prefer you with shorter hair. Not that you don't look good with it longer.
...I do not have that skill of getting myself out of holes that you have, clearly

She sounds like a cow
Though I'm sure she's lovely really hahaha. You're just not telling me everything about her, only the bad bits

Yeah at a festival anything can blend in and I still don't see it, maybe I'm stalking the wrong bit. Still, it's probably a good thing I haven't seen it right?

Oh
Sorry
Half purple my hair's been purple. But never half purple!
I haven't seen those hahaha... I'll have to look again!

The... really long hair... you look much better with is shorter.
By really long I mean like that shoulder-length, longer-than-mine do you sported a while ago. Not what you have now, don't worry.

Did I offend you oops!

Yeah, a change in music is always good. I'm not so much of a fan of really heavy stuff... Dir en grey is about as heavy as I'll go

Well... not really I did find some of you with incredibly dodgy hair though. But I wasn't going to mention those

She punched your tooth out because you called her something that was completely accurate? Sounds like a lovely lass
And... ouch?!

Okay, pleasingly distracting, that works fine :dave:

Wow... the entire discography... that's more dedication than me haha.
Can't believe I've got you listening to Green Day again through mentioning a gig

It isn't xD I've stalked your facebook and saw nothing to suggest beer belly on there either. I'm always right

Ah, it's like that huh though 'every' suggests to me that you deserve it... sometimes

I am to please well.... distract.

Haha I do that with most things, when I got my iPod it was a case of 'fuck ripping all my CDs onto the computer, might as well download them'

Well you looked fine to me and yeah but hoodies only cover it up to an extent. I had a hoodie on too so by that reasoning I could be hiding my fat from you too... thus making me a better blanket. Hmmm.

Hahaha, so all your injuries are from scorned women

Ah yes, as well as being easily distracted I seem to also be quite good at doing the distracting

I think I have about 7 of their albums. They have like 10 out...

Alas, I don't think that would work. And I don't think my microwave is big enough, it's fine :dave:

Hahaha. You didn't seem to have much of a beer belly when I saw you so but yes, you are a little taller than me.

I see you have obviously had a lot of practice at offending people and then digging yourself out of the hole xD

Yeah, I do... right now, I'm supposed to be ironing my cadet uniform for tomorrow night. I am the master of procrastination!

You should. They are amazing I'm listening to them for the first time in ages now because of this too.

Yeah it's a bit shit. Unfortunately that plan would probably not go down with the parents I happen to live with =[ such is life.
The close I'll get it the microwavable cuddly penguin my friend bought me for my birthday. Dammit.

yeah you probably enjoyed it when snow meant a day off from 6th form/college whatever instead of a pain in the arse journey. I'd be happy to have all your snow!

Heh, I'm sure I'd still be okay at keeping you warm
Hmmm... I believe you have successfully dug yourself out of that hole you created well done, nice job, thank you etc etc.
And I shall go grab tonights beauty sleep right now actually, as I intended to go to bed a while back but got sidetracked!
Goodnight, g'bye for now :dave: