Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer

[Icarus]

Why is Refia dressed as a pirate when she's a Freelancer?

 

[Lunar Freeze]

Because she has the booty.

 

[minzhi]

above, why no question to answer?

why am i such a beauty?

 

[Kefka Valentine]

why am i such a beauty?

because you're not ugly

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why does sephiroth have really long hair???

 

[Lunatic Pandora]

Because he's faaaabulous

Speaking of Sephy, how does he manage to wield the Masamune so easily?

 

[minzhi]

because masamune likes guys with really long hair



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where do ninjas keep their endless shurikens & kunais?

 

[Six]

In their special ninja pocket.



Why does Tifa have suspenders while she wears a skirt?

 

[Stoic Hero]

Something has to keep those boobs from sagging.

Who's Cloud?

 

[One-winged Demon]

A white thing in the sky.
Why FFII has no relationship with FFI?

 

[Linnaete]

God decided to create a new world different from FFI.

How does Seymour maintain his hairstyle?

 

[Lunatic Pandora]

It's a wig

Is Noctis emo?

 

[Totoro]

He's whatever fits Square-Enix's key demographic

Is Barret based on Mr T?

 

[Strife Deity]

There is no such thing as a _Stupid_ question, just _Stupid_ people.

 

[One-winged Demon]

He's whatever fits Square-Enix's key demographic

What is the best pizza topping?

What has this to do with FF?

 

[Totoro]

What has this to do with FF?

EEeerrm, I didn't read the thread properly!????

I changed it now!

 

[Lunatic Pandora]

Is Barret based on Mr T?

Yes, and he pities the f00 who doesn't blow up a Mako reactor

What kind of shampoo Red XIII uses to make his fur so fluffy and bright?

 

[Ifrit]

My first answer is...

The same kind he found on the front lawn

What is it about a moogles pom-pom that they love?


:ifrit:

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

It's purty, nuff said

Why is Alexander pretty much the only summon without a face?

 

[Valkyrur]

It's pretty shameless ('cos it'll never lose face, literally)

Why would LOVELESS, a poem containing only 5 acts and a prologue actually be thick enough to make into a book!? (As observed from Genesis' obsessive tool)

 

[Lunatic Pandora]

It was translated to many, many languages.

Who's the most demonic: Diablos or Ifrit?