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a gay emo long-haired guy with a big-ass sword!


why does [insert question here] ? (no ideas for Qs :/ )
 
It's not lipstick. Rosa loves beetroot and it rubs off on him. (fail).



Do cactaurs make good doctors?
 
They certainly do if you want either an acupuncture or AIDs.

Why does it automatically change to night time whenever you're near Treno in IX or Deling City in VIII?
 
Because it's MAGIC!! and the computer programmes got bored of sky so made it night ^_^

Which is the best airship and why?
 
Lunar Whale... Because it's a whale.



If Tifa had a beard, would she still be hot?
 
Errr......I would just puke. I'll probably burn the beard. That's "hot" enough right?

Why is Vayne 27 yrs old and his brother Larsa only 12?
 
Because his mommy and daddy still loved each other 15 years later. Either that or daddy found a cheap woman from a town he'd pillaged and then... Well I don't know what else to say.


A Bomb walks into the bar. What happens next?
 
Coz they have big poles. :bmon:

How do moogles that are inventive in the kitchen best cook their kupo nuts?
 
They fry them with pom poms with a helping of Chocobo meat and a side dish of Marlboro salad. I guess......

Why in Gaia does Genesis wear the same clothes for several years without changing them? You can tell because his red coat also degrades.
 
Coz he follows Vincent's trend :monster:

Did Vincent really remain inside that coffin for that many years or did he leave once in a while to take a shower or something?
 
He did stay there, because he's a miserable repenting fool. However he did reach out to grab the phone and ordered pizza every thursday.



If you fell off a cliff and by some chance you fidn that you are alive, but then you realise that you are surrounded by 10 behemoths... What would your reaction be?
 
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I would say: "You've got the wrong guy! The guy with the blonde, spiky hair and giant sword did it!"

And if they don't understand, I'll just pray to the goddess.

Why don't anyone fall off Bhujerba?
 
Ugh.....forgot about the fallen man in the Phon Coast.

But that's not my answer to the question. I guess the man.......landed in the sea unconscious and brought to the coast from the Naldoan sea by a friendly whale? But seriously Bhujerba is nowhere near the Phon Coast!

Is there a reason why the Espers Zalera and Mateus both have women attached to them?
 
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