Ask a stupid question.

[AddleBoy]

Oh yes of course they will! haha

Why do men have sex with men?

Because gay sex is the dream of all little children.

Why does Piedmon think I have AIDS? D=

 

[Soul Saver]

Because you said so.

Why do you have AIDs?

 

[AddleBoy]

Because you touch yourself at night.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck penis?

 

[Soul Saver]

25% less, because said penises are micro penises.

Do you like fried eggs?

 

[Keisha]

No i'm a vegan

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[Soul Saver]

Because the bottle is adhesive resistant.

Why does chicken taste so gooood?

 

[Sephiroth Crescent]

Because the bottle is adhesive resistant.

Why does chicken taste so gooood?

Because If it didn't chickens would be useless.

Which clown is more evil Kefka or Piedmon?

 

[AddleBoy]

Kefka's not a clown! He just likes to wear makeup....

Why do the gods forsake me?!

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Because you have AIDs.

Why does Mr. Innuendo have such a goddamn pervy voice!?

 

[Gabranth]

He...does? I want to phone him to listen.
Anyway, its because he hasn't met me yet.
Why is the film 'Goodfellas' so epic?

 

[final fantasy=255]

Because Robert DiNero is a total badass.

Why is the grass green?

 

[Keisha]

Because it contains chlorophyll.

Why is chocolate so good?

 

[Soul Saver]

Because it is made from milk, cocoa, sugar, and win!

What is fail?

 

[Oddsocks]

My sex life.

What is involved in the act of felching?

 

[AddleBoy]

A long object and someone else's mouth.

Why doesn't Donald Duck wear pants?

 

[Blue Link]

Its for easy Daisy-fucking access

What is the sum of my foot + your balls?

 

[Dionysos]

Foot + Balls = Incredible pain

Why do pirates never get on with ninjas?

 

[Soul Saver]

They're always competing to try and best each other. Ninjas>Pirates btw.

Why does good food never last?

 

[Laro]

Because if it lasted forever it would get boring and wouldn't have that special goodness effect. And it depends on what you mean by good. Like, if you think life is good it can last 'till your death
Why does my Mommy smoke?

 

[Dionysos]

See the work of Freud for your answer...

Why are monkeys so mischievous?