[Birthweek 2014] Kill Carlos el Cactuar!

That's awesome! The Rosie O'Donnell one had me laughing.

While Carlos is skateboarding, a small Fiery Bomb flies down his throat and explodes.
 
Moogles feel they are the best Mascots for Final Fantasy games and begins to slap Carlos

:sarum: :mr.mog: :zifnab: :wunderbar: :kuperra: :kuponut: :ladypompom: :blumog: :viridis: :neb:
 
Carlos manages to piss off the turks for trying to run away with the winnings at a poker game. Reno and Rude give him a serious beat down
 
Carlos has laser eye surgery that goes horribly wrong, while squeezing his teddy for comfort (the teddy's eye pops off during all the drama).
 
Carlos has a moment of self crisis as he is told that his father was actually a greek feta cheese salesman and he drinks himself to oblivion (Tequila, ofcourse) - giving him a horrendous hangover and obvious liver damage
 
Carlos gets conked on the head with a PS3 controller.
 
Carlos gets burned by a flamethrower.
 
Turn 3.

This one needed a number of images too!

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Carlos is forced to listen to someone read "A History of Canada" in the most monotone voice and stabs hos own ear drums with rusted sporks. = -1.

Carlos is lovesick after laying his eyes on the beautiful Cactuar Carlina. = -1.

While Carlos is skateboarding, a small Fiery Bomb flies down his throat and explodes. = -5.

Moogles feel they are the best Mascots for Final Fantasy games and begin to slap Carlos. = -6.

Carlos manages to piss off the Turks for trying to run away with the winnings at a poker game. Reno and Rude give him a serious beat down = -1.

Carlos has laser eye surgery that goes horribly wrong, while squeezing his teddy for comfort (the teddy's eye pops off during all the drama). = -5.

Carlos is run through by a Bouncer Big Daddy's drill. = -2.

Carlos has a moment of self crisis as he is told that his father was actually a Greek feta cheese salesman and he drinks himself to oblivion (Tequila, ofcourse) - giving him a horrendous hangover and obvious liver damage. = -3.

Carlos gets conked on the head with a PS3 controller. = -1.

Carlos then gets conked on the head with a PS3. = -5.

Carlos gets burned by a flamethrower. = -5.


Total HP = 31.

-

Healing dice:
4+4+4 = 12.

= +12.


CarlosCactuar-Heal3.png


Current HP = 43.
 
He's looking really bad....

Chocobos moogles tonberry and the cactuars all team up against Carlos

:lgooms: :pmcgee: :chantuar: :blucact: :king.midas: :smiff: :killerqueen:


:wolf: :boco: :stevie: :moko: :choco: :kwehnitis: :chocochan: :exia: :hamish: :clourith:

:blumog: :wunderbar: :zifnab: :viridis: :ladypompom: :kuperra: :mr.mog: :neb: :kuponut: :kwehnab:

:goldenrod: :toothless: :myberry: :salmakia: :gambler: :caliberrie: :redz: :raynebowe:

Have fun drawing :grin:
 
The espers, materia summons, gf summons, edilion summons, and aeon summons are all angry that this cactuar has not payed tribute to him and decide to launch an all out attack on him.
 
(Will my previous controller toss still be counted in the next go, @Dionysos? :D)
 
Barry eats a cookie thinking it's chocolate chip...

ONLY TO FIND IT IS RAISIN
 
Six said:
(Will my previous controller toss still be counted in the next go, @Dionysos? :D)
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In what way? Do you want the injury sustained to remain in the drawing? Or do you want another controller to hit him again?

If the former, it will remain for a while in the drawing. If the latter, that's fine too.
 
Carlos releases that his existence is completely meaningless in the FF universe and attempts suicide by falling of the top of the shinra building.
 
Carlos is attacked by the big opera lady's singing. Even though the motto says otherwise, it looks like it's still not over! :lew:
 
Dionysos, no I meant my previous post. I attacked him with a PS3 controller but didn't see it in the drawings you made, so I was asking if it's coming with the next round? :D
 
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