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It's in the fourth drawing, Kira. xD
[Birthweek 2014] Kill Carlos el Cactuar!
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Turn 4.
Even more images than usual, since some of these commands were rather complicated / needed a full image of their own.
Chocobos moogles tonberry and the cactuars all team up against Carlos = -3.
The espers, materia summons, gf summons, edilion summons, and aeon summons are all angry that this cactuar has not payed tribute to him and decide to launch an all out attack on him. = -1.
While out for a stroll, Carlos is crushed by a falling piano. = -3.
Barry eats a cookie thinking it's chocolate chip... ONLY TO FIND IT IS RAISIN = -4 (I think you meant Carlos! Poor Barry being brought back into this sort of thing! RIP)
Carlos is forced to endure the terrible voice acting of Barry from the original Resident Evil = -6.
Carlos realises that his existence is completely meaningless in the FF universe and attempts suicide by falling of the top of the shinra building. = -4.
Carlos is attacked by the big opera lady's singing. Even though the motto says otherwise, it looks like it's still not over! =-3.
Kira drop kicks Carlos in the face for being confusing! = -2.
Total HP = 17.
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Healing dice:
6+6+4 = 16.
= + 16.
Current HP = 33
Even more images than usual, since some of these commands were rather complicated / needed a full image of their own.
Chocobos moogles tonberry and the cactuars all team up against Carlos = -3.
The espers, materia summons, gf summons, edilion summons, and aeon summons are all angry that this cactuar has not payed tribute to him and decide to launch an all out attack on him. = -1.
While out for a stroll, Carlos is crushed by a falling piano. = -3.
Barry eats a cookie thinking it's chocolate chip... ONLY TO FIND IT IS RAISIN = -4 (I think you meant Carlos! Poor Barry being brought back into this sort of thing! RIP)
Carlos is forced to endure the terrible voice acting of Barry from the original Resident Evil = -6.
Carlos realises that his existence is completely meaningless in the FF universe and attempts suicide by falling of the top of the shinra building. = -4.
Carlos is attacked by the big opera lady's singing. Even though the motto says otherwise, it looks like it's still not over! =-3.
Kira drop kicks Carlos in the face for being confusing! = -2.
Total HP = 17.
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Healing dice:
6+6+4 = 16.
= + 16.
Current HP = 33
Barry from RE2 sees Carlos constantly raising and healing himself and confuses him for a zombie so unloads on him with an M12 grenade launcher with incendiary rounds.
Carlos auditioned to be a hidden secret in the upcoming S-E title Final Fantasy XV. The audition went well and the S-E staff said to wait outside while they make a decision. It has been 8 years and he is still waiting in that S-E hallway
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Carlos accidentally uses 1000 needles on himself.
I was thinking of that one two years ago...Poor Barry
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Turn 5.
Sorry for the delay with this one.
Kira steals Carlos ripped shirt. = -5.
Barry from RE2 sees Carlos constantly raising and healing himself and confuses him for a zombie so unloads on him with an M12 grenade launcher with incendiary rounds. = -5.
He gets shredded by Shredder. = -2.
Carlos auditioned to be a hidden secret in the upcoming S-E title Final Fantasy XV. The audition went well and the S-E staff said to wait outside while they make a decision. It has been 8 years and he is still waiting in that S-E hallway. = -3.
Carlos calls for a medic and gets Weird Al, who performs an operation on him like a surgeon cuttin' for the very first time! = -3.
Carlos gets his head caught in automatic elevator doors and the elevator starts to move... Carlos has his head slit off. = -6.
Carlos accidentally uses 1000 needles on himself. = -1.
Carlos goes skinny dipping with Seymour (FFX) and Snow (FFXIII)! And we all know how terrible that must be. = -2.
Total HP = 6!
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Healing dice:
4+4+1 = 9
= +9.
Current HP = 15.
He's on his last legs, I fear!
Sorry for the delay with this one.
Kira steals Carlos ripped shirt. = -5.
Barry from RE2 sees Carlos constantly raising and healing himself and confuses him for a zombie so unloads on him with an M12 grenade launcher with incendiary rounds. = -5.
He gets shredded by Shredder. = -2.
Carlos auditioned to be a hidden secret in the upcoming S-E title Final Fantasy XV. The audition went well and the S-E staff said to wait outside while they make a decision. It has been 8 years and he is still waiting in that S-E hallway. = -3.
Carlos calls for a medic and gets Weird Al, who performs an operation on him like a surgeon cuttin' for the very first time! = -3.
Carlos gets his head caught in automatic elevator doors and the elevator starts to move... Carlos has his head slit off. = -6.
Carlos accidentally uses 1000 needles on himself. = -1.
Carlos goes skinny dipping with Seymour (FFX) and Snow (FFXIII)! And we all know how terrible that must be. = -2.
Total HP = 6!
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Healing dice:
4+4+1 = 9
= +9.
Current HP = 15.
He's on his last legs, I fear!
While taking a shower, Carlos looks through the glass and realises that his teddy bear - now sentient - is watching him the whole time.
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Carlos is run over by a herd of wild fat chocobos.
Jumbo Cactuar decides to kill Carlos for trying to start a cactuar rebellion
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Carlos is quite dead now.
I shall post everything up shortly, and reveal who dealt the final blow. I'm just putting a post out here in case anyone else posts a command. No further actions can be considered.
I shall post everything up shortly, and reveal who dealt the final blow. I'm just putting a post out here in case anyone else posts a command. No further actions can be considered.
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Turn 6 .
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While taking a shower, Carlos looks through the glass and realises that his teddy bear - now sentient - is watching him the whole time. = -6.
Carlos is run over by a herd of wild fat chocobos. = -4.
Seymour hits on Carlos while SNOW KISSES HIM. = -1.
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And now, the command which finished him:
Jumbo Cactuar decides to kill Carlos for trying to start a cactuar rebellion = -4.
Total HP = 0.
Carlos el Cactuar is DEAD. Killed by his own kind!
At least Seymour, Snow, and Teddy will be attending his funeral!
Congratulations goes to Raphael for providing the finishing blow!
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Here are the results:
1[SUP]st[/SUP] Place = Raphael = 400 Gil reward.
2[SUP]nd[/SUP] Place = Tucker = 250 Gil reward.
3[SUP]rd[/SUP] Place = Shredder = 100 Gil reward.
Of course, all people who sought the bounty on Carlos’ head will be gaining 50 Gil for their efforts. This Gil will be given out soon.
I thank all of you for participating. It was genuinely quite fun this year as there were some creative commands.
Feel free to pay your respects / gloat, etc, in this thread if you wish.
Click on the images to enlarge, etc, etc.
While taking a shower, Carlos looks through the glass and realises that his teddy bear - now sentient - is watching him the whole time. = -6.
Carlos is run over by a herd of wild fat chocobos. = -4.
Seymour hits on Carlos while SNOW KISSES HIM. = -1.
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And now, the command which finished him:
Jumbo Cactuar decides to kill Carlos for trying to start a cactuar rebellion = -4.
Total HP = 0.
Carlos el Cactuar is DEAD. Killed by his own kind!
At least Seymour, Snow, and Teddy will be attending his funeral!
Congratulations goes to Raphael for providing the finishing blow!
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Here are the results:
1[SUP]st[/SUP] Place = Raphael = 400 Gil reward.
2[SUP]nd[/SUP] Place = Tucker = 250 Gil reward.
3[SUP]rd[/SUP] Place = Shredder = 100 Gil reward.
Of course, all people who sought the bounty on Carlos’ head will be gaining 50 Gil for their efforts. This Gil will be given out soon.
I thank all of you for participating. It was genuinely quite fun this year as there were some creative commands.
Feel free to pay your respects / gloat, etc, in this thread if you wish.