[BW] Beat Barry Behemoth!
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barry get attacked by a angry bird 
barry get attacked by a angry bird
You have to wait untill Ulty calculates the actions into damage before you can attack again. since you already attacked once, and ulty did not calculate everything yet, I don't think this counts.
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thus steve did not read the rules thus 
Wait what-
Well, someone does the calculations. Then posts them. then we can attack again.
Well, someone does the calculations. Then posts them. then we can attack again.
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Yes it is me who does the calculations.
Unfortunately any move which has been posted by the same poster before I can next calculate will not be considered.
There needs to be some check to stop people just pummeling Barry to pieces and winning without anyone else involved.
As for said calculations... Working on them. A heck of a lot has happened to Barry, so bear with me.
Unfortunately any move which has been posted by the same poster before I can next calculate will not be considered.
There needs to be some check to stop people just pummeling Barry to pieces and winning without anyone else involved.
As for said calculations... Working on them. A heck of a lot has happened to Barry, so bear with me.
-raises hand proudly- It was all me.
I swing at Barry with an axe...and miss. The axe smashes into a rock concealed in the hedgerow sending terrible vibrations up my arms. Barry asks me am I all right. Taken aback by his kindness I invite him out for a cup of tea. Over a nice warm cuppa (no milk for Barry, he is lactose intolerant) we discuss our lives
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Turn 2:
Barry is stabbed tenfold with a great sword = -1.
Barry is given a big hug = -6.
Barry gets pain of green ink spilled over him = -3.
Barry is hit by pillow, falls down stairs, and breaks his arm = -5.
Barry is injured by a silver bullet = -5
Barry is stabbed in the gut by a viking warrior = -4.
Barry is kissed by a princess with lazer eyes = -2.
Barry is slapped by a frozen fish = -1.
Barry gets the Aerith treatment = -3.
Barry is cut to pieces by Knights of the Round = -1.
Barry is bear-trapped, caltrop'ed, ballista'd = -3.
Barry has a nice cup of tea and a chat with Conor = -6.
Total HP = 44.
Healing dice:
6+2+4 = 12
=+12.
Barry's Current HP = 56.
Barry is stabbed tenfold with a great sword = -1.
Barry is given a big hug = -6.
Barry gets pain of green ink spilled over him = -3.
Barry is hit by pillow, falls down stairs, and breaks his arm = -5.
Barry is injured by a silver bullet = -5
Barry is stabbed in the gut by a viking warrior = -4.
Barry is kissed by a princess with lazer eyes = -2.
Barry is slapped by a frozen fish = -1.
Barry gets the Aerith treatment = -3.
Barry is cut to pieces by Knights of the Round = -1.
Barry is bear-trapped, caltrop'ed, ballista'd = -3.
Barry has a nice cup of tea and a chat with Conor = -6.
Total HP = 44.
Healing dice:
6+2+4 = 12
=+12.
Barry's Current HP = 56.
Barry is hit with the Tetsusaiga's Wind Tunnel. 
(Goddddd, i want my name change.
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(Goddddd, i want my name change.
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Barry sees Cthulhu and instantly loses 47 sanity points for failing his save resulting in Severe Hydrophobia, Multiple Personality Disorder, Delusions and Psychosomatic Blindness.
He is then exposed to 4Chan which forces a loss of 69 sanity resulting in a sanity of 0 and a character who is no longer playable due to institutionalization.
He is then exposed to 4Chan which forces a loss of 69 sanity resulting in a sanity of 0 and a character who is no longer playable due to institutionalization.
Wolf barry is fucking awesome
Barry breaks a toenail.
Barry aquires PTSD and hides over in a corner like a kicked puppy.
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Turn 3.
Barry is hugged by everyone in the thread = -2
Barry gets infected with chickenpox = 4
Barry is hit with Tetsusaiga’s Wind Tunnel = -1
Barry is driven insane by the sight of Cthulhu and 4Chan = -6
Barry watched Nyan Cat for 24 hours = -3
Barry accidentally walks into a cactus = -6
Barry breaks a toenail = -2
Barry gets PTSD and hides likea kicked puppy in the corner (will just have to imagine this one - his face is already expressing deep trauma)= -3
Total HP = 29.
Healing dice:
6+5+2 = 13.
= +13
Barry's Current HP = 42.
Barry is hugged by everyone in the thread = -2
Barry gets infected with chickenpox = 4
Barry is hit with Tetsusaiga’s Wind Tunnel = -1
Barry is driven insane by the sight of Cthulhu and 4Chan = -6
Barry watched Nyan Cat for 24 hours = -3
Barry accidentally walks into a cactus = -6
Barry breaks a toenail = -2
Barry gets PTSD and hides likea kicked puppy in the corner (will just have to imagine this one - his face is already expressing deep trauma)= -3
Total HP = 29.
Healing dice:
6+5+2 = 13.
= +13
Barry's Current HP = 42.
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