Barry is saddened by the poor spelling of the people carrying out their sadistic desires on him
[BW] Beat Barry Behemoth!
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Turn 5:
Barry has boiling hot cow crap dumped on his head and then had drumsticks banged on it = -1
Barry is sucked into the Wind Tunnel = -5
Barry steps on a Teddy Bear which burns his foot = -6
Barry bears witness to a never ending stream of lolcats = 2
Barry is shot repeatedly with a water gun = -2
Barry got rickrolled = -2
Barry starts disintegrating due to terminal leprosy = -1
Barry is stabbed in the heart with a stake-cross covered in garlic = -2
Total HP= 2
Healing dice:
4 + 4 + 5 = 13
= +13
Barry’s current HP = 15.
Barry has boiling hot cow crap dumped on his head and then had drumsticks banged on it = -1
Barry is sucked into the Wind Tunnel = -5
Barry steps on a Teddy Bear which burns his foot = -6
Barry bears witness to a never ending stream of lolcats = 2
Barry is shot repeatedly with a water gun = -2
Barry got rickrolled = -2
Barry starts disintegrating due to terminal leprosy = -1
Barry is stabbed in the heart with a stake-cross covered in garlic = -2
Total HP= 2
Healing dice:
4 + 4 + 5 = 13
= +13
Barry’s current HP = 15.
Barry is burned at the stake and feasted on.
Barry's tail falls off for no reason whatsoever.
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Conor's move ninja'd my calculation post so I'll consider that for this next turn.
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barry gets wacked by godfather's mafia group
Barry is attacked by Leroy Jenkins preemptively followed by the rest of the 40 man raid.
I give Barry a mean look. 
-The End of Barry-
-The End of Barry-
I give Barry a mean look.
-The End of Barry-
A look from your face is enough to kill any beast
i had to
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I have to announce that Barry is now dead.
I'll not count any commands since his death.
I will post up the results soon.
I'll not count any commands since his death.
I will post up the results soon.
*
I guess I should try to respond to this.
*hem, hem* *hack, cough*
You better hope I don't give you a look from my face then, else it'll be curtains for you?
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Turn 6:
Barry is saddened by poor spelling = -2
Barry is burned at the stake and feasted on = -3
Barry’s tail falls off = -4
Barry gets whacked by the Godfather crew = -5
But then... The fatal death-dealing blow:
Barry finds out that his twin sister is dead = -5
Barry’s current HP = Under 0!
Barry dies from the agony of heart-ache.
Barry is dead.
Congratulations to Starburst for her victory.
The second and third places have been calculated from the number of attacks dealt to Barry before his death.
1st Place: Starburst
2nd Place: Mockingjay
3rd Place: Wanderluster
Barry is saddened by poor spelling = -2
Barry is burned at the stake and feasted on = -3
Barry’s tail falls off = -4
Barry gets whacked by the Godfather crew = -5
But then... The fatal death-dealing blow:
Barry finds out that his twin sister is dead = -5
Barry’s current HP = Under 0!
Barry dies from the agony of heart-ache.
Barry is dead.
Congratulations to Starburst for her victory.
The second and third places have been calculated from the number of attacks dealt to Barry before his death.
1st Place: Starburst
2nd Place: Mockingjay
3rd Place: Wanderluster
Now let's all pay our respects to Barry.
Let's adorn his grave with the objects and items used to beat him up.
Let's adorn his grave with the objects and items used to beat him up.