Continue the Christmas Poem (2020 Edition)

Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:
His belly's getting bigger,
And his hair is turning white.
His eyes shine and sparkle
Like the stars on Christmas night.

He couldn't fit down chimneys
When he can just fit through a door.
One mince pie would never do
He'd only ask for more.

He likes a nip of brandy;
It sets his cheeks aglow.
When he forgets the words to carols,
He just shouts Ho, Ho, Ho.

He hasn't got a reindeer
That runs silently through space,
But his car is Eco Friendly
And could beat Rudolph in a race.

He can't afford a new red suit
With boots and matching belt,
But his smile is warmer than the sun
That can make the snow tops melt.

My dad would like to be Santa
And fill the world with glee,
So until they advertise the job,
He'll give all his love to me.
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So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
 
(Off topic but that's the best ever recovery, holy shit, nice)..

Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:
His belly's getting bigger,
And his hair is turning white.
His eyes shine and sparkle
Like the stars on Christmas night.

He couldn't fit down chimneys
When he can just fit through a door.
One mince pie would never do
He'd only ask for more.

He likes a nip of brandy;
It sets his cheeks aglow.
When he forgets the words to carols,
He just shouts Ho, Ho, Ho.

He hasn't got a reindeer
That runs silently through space,
But his car is Eco Friendly
And could beat Rudolph in a race.

He can't afford a new red suit
With boots and matching belt,
But his smile is warmer than the sun
That can make the snow tops melt.

My dad would like to be Santa
And fill the world with glee,
So until they advertise the job,
He'll give all his love to me.
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So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.

Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
 
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idus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
 
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.
 
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Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
 
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