Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

because, there's a picture of a naked woman that he craves to look at, or he's watching some porn/ henti

Why is Sterner such a nuisance
 
Because if he gets fired from the castle, he can't check out Beatrix all the time anymore.

Why do Zidane and Freya act like they already know each other when they first meet in the game?
 
because one day, Zidane and Freya met a bar, they got drunk, went to the wagon, and you can guess what happened next

why does Kuja wear a thong
 
Because he heard the Thong Song and it stuck with him. Plus wedgies put him in Trance Mode.

Why doesn't Steiner ever take off his armor?
 
So he can hang upside down and do exercises to get buff.

Why was Gau raised by wild animals?
 
Because they were the only ones to accept him for what he truly was

Why does Dagger hide in a pickle bag?
 
Because Tidus had a big temper tantrum after Jecht treated him like shit, or so he thought

how did Jecht become Sin
 
because he woke up one morning, and found out she wet the bed while they were sleeping.

Who are the Guaddos
 
A colony of people with too much leftover hair gel from the 80s.

Why is Squall the leader of his SeeD group?
 
She made it from household ingredients, like Martha Stewart.

What were the names of the other two soldiers in Laguna's party in the beginning of VIII?
 
Biggs and Wedge.

What's the name of a reoccurring character in the Final Fantasy series, usually associated with aircrafts?
 
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