Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

The Non Blow Up. Much more successful the prototype non blow up.

What is Dagger's real name?
 
They don't have thumbs.

How many wives does Yang(FFIV) have?

None as he is an anarchosyndicalist who feels that marriage as an institution is nothing more than validation of the patriarchal oppression of women.

Why does Galuf have a beard?
 
a bard that plays the spoons as an instrument (lol at the reference)

why is it that only the female characters change costumes in ffx-2?
 
Because males feel manly for wearing the same clothes every day.

Why does Ultima/Omega Weapons exist?
 
so the summons have sex toys

why is there a black materia in ff7 but no white?

Cause the game was racist and wanted black people to play it, why they also added Barret for extra credit!

What game system was the first Final Fantasy on?
 
he is my mothers new boyfriend

if you mix firaga with blizzaga what happens?

Good question...
*goes to experiments for 2 weeks...*

*two weeks later*

This happened
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Whose the main villain in FFVIII
 
to kill justin beiber and rebecca black

who is the final summon in ffx? (if pally uses another annoying tween singer to answer this question i will explode!)
 
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