Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

A moogle who forgot that the Dress up party was over.

Why does Warrior of light wear a Skirt in Dissidia?
 
He thought it was Opposite Day.

Why do Fujin's sentences have only one word, usually?
 
She didn't pass first grade.

What does clouds hair look like?
 
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(Fujin is a her, btw)

Cloud's hair is long and dandruff-free thanks to Head and Shoulders!

What is blitzball?
 
Forever, because he has the gills of a Sahagin!

*Aussie accent* The Antlion is usually found where?
 
The guy who takes your soul when you die (and rewards your deeds with gumdrops!)

Who is Chaos?
 
Because Yuffie scares him.
What is F.U.N., Final Fantasy-wise?
 
F is for the spell Fire, used to burn bug type enemies.
U is for Ultima, blasting everyone to oblivion!
N is for no survivors!!

Why does Eiko have a horn on her head?
 
He eats tacos, performs some interpretive dances about trees, and then rides off into the sunset on a backwards horse.

Who is Cecil's brother in FFIV?
 
some overrated brother named golbez who never ever shows his body and face proving tht hes all fat and ugly with a stupid deep voice

why does selphie act like a little girl?
 
Because that's exactly what they are.
If pie equals forty-two, what does Final Fantasy equal?
 
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