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Meet Benedick!
Benedick the Beaver is an amateur historical reenactor who seeks to gnaw his way through a mountain of history books and recreate, however inaccurate, his ‘improved’ vision of the past (filled with beavers). Any soul who might be foolish enough to attend his historical performances mysteriously vanishes, while the local beaver population increases. Now Benedick's obsession takes him to Final Fantasy Forums and his desire to transform the site into what he believes FFF used to be like sixteen years ago… before any of us were here!
Let’s kill him before he gets his wish and undoes all of our work over the past sixteen years.
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘The Athenian Old Comic poet Aristophanes writes a hit comedy which parodies Benedick the Beaver, and Benedick the Beaver himself is in the audience during its performance.’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Benedick has bested even the Fae and can withstand more than a common foe. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Benedick has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Benedick has a starting HP of 80. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Benedick’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Benedick’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Benedick will also be healed during a Turn. 2 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Benedick will be crowned the winner. The player who deals the most damage throughout the entirety of the game shall also get a prize.
Some further rules:
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Benedick the Beaver:
Or:
HP = 0
Benedick the Beaver is an amateur historical reenactor who seeks to gnaw his way through a mountain of history books and recreate, however inaccurate, his ‘improved’ vision of the past (filled with beavers). Any soul who might be foolish enough to attend his historical performances mysteriously vanishes, while the local beaver population increases. Now Benedick's obsession takes him to Final Fantasy Forums and his desire to transform the site into what he believes FFF used to be like sixteen years ago… before any of us were here!
Let’s kill him before he gets his wish and undoes all of our work over the past sixteen years.
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘The Athenian Old Comic poet Aristophanes writes a hit comedy which parodies Benedick the Beaver, and Benedick the Beaver himself is in the audience during its performance.’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Benedick has bested even the Fae and can withstand more than a common foe. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Benedick has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Benedick has a starting HP of 80. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Benedick’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Benedick’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Benedick will also be healed during a Turn. 2 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Benedick will be crowned the winner. The player who deals the most damage throughout the entirety of the game shall also get a prize.
Some further rules:
- As always, do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Benedick. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored or heavily censored.
- Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Benedick!’ or 'Thanos snaps his fingers', while they will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to restore him.
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Benedick the Beaver:
Or:
HP = 0
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