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This is an obscenely long response to a complex question, so I'll just sum up the conclusions here, because, come on, you weren't going to read the whole thing anyway.
1. There no evidence that Israelites were ever enslaved in Egypt.
2. There is no evidence that any plagues were visited upon the people of Egypt, but there is evidence that this story is a legendary version of an actual volcanic eruption.
3. There are marine fossils on the summit of Everest, which not only supports the idea of plate tectonics, completely obliterates the idea of a worldwide flood.
Alright. This is wrong for two reasons.
One, you are saying that you believe the plagues happen because there's no evidence for them. That doesn't make any sense at all. All you've claimed, in defense is Christianity is that the lack of evidence makes sense. That's not a belief, that's spite.
Two, there wouldn't be any evidence for the plagues, huh?
All natural explanations are taken from Wikipedia unless otherwise specified.
The first plague, the blood in the water (aka shark week), would have tons of evidence, were it to have occurred.
Two ideas dominate how the river turning red could have occurred, naturally.
1. The redness in the Nile could have actually been pollution caused by volcanic activity, specifically that of Santorini, which erupted around 1500 B.C. and whose ash is found in the Nile region. The silt could make the Nile turn blood red, and would also render it undrinkable. Heavy rains in the red-soiled area of Lake Victoria could have caused reddened water to wash downstream.
2. Alternatively, a red toxic algal bloom (red tide) could have produced large quantities of toxins that would kill fish.
However, is there evidence that this is what they were talking about in Exodus? Or that this happened in tandem with any other series of disasters? Or that rivers literally turned to blood?
No, there isn't. A river running red with blood would almost certainly have some sort of geological remnants: hemoglobin embedded in the sediment comes to mind. But hey, maybe there wouldn't be evidence for that. It happened so quickly, perhaps it was all washed away.
But you have to realize that the fact that there isn't evidence is not a good reason to believe it happened.
So let's move on!
The second plague, the one with frogs, is easy. Any blight on the water that killed fish (algae, volcanic ash) also would have caused frogs to leave the river and probably die.
The third and fourth plagues, the ones with biting flies and insects, is also easy and purely biological. The lack of frogs in the river would have let insect populations, normally kept in check by the frogs, increase massively.
The fifth and sixth plagues, the one with boils and livestock disease and shit, is the same deal. There are biting flies in the region which transmit livestock diseases; a sudden increase in their number could spark epidemics.
The seventh plague, the flaming hail, is supported by the idea of volcanic ash in the rivers. Volcanic activity not only brings with it ash, but brimstone, and also alters the weather system, occasionally producing hail. Hail could also have occurred as a completely independent natural weather event, with accompanying lightning as the "fire".
The eighth plague, THE LOCUST, is actually pretty interesting. The weight of hail will destroy most crops, leaving several insects and other animals without a normal food source. The remaining crops therefore would become targeted heavily, and thus be destroyed by swarms of locusts which would otherwise be distributed rather thinly. Or the locusts could have increased because of a lack of predators. Even without these explanations, swarms of locusts are not uncommon today.
The ninth plague, the darkness, is also supported by the idea of a volcano. There could be several causes for unusual darkness: a solar eclipse, a sandstorm, volcanic ash, or simply swarms of locusts large enough to block out the sun.
The tenth plague, aside from being the most barbaric, is also the most fascinating, and therefore requires extra explanation. I promise it's worth it, though.
Now, let's say it was a volcano that caused all this shit to happen. Realize, then, that it wasn't all the firstborn of Egypt to die, or a river running red with blood, or anything like that. It was a group of people who underwent a terrible disaster and exaggerated the facts many years later.
Oh, did I say many years later? "A volcanic eruption which happened in antiquity and could have caused some of the plagues if it occurred at the right time is the eruption of the Thera volcano 650 miles to the northwest of Egypt. Controversially dated to about 1628 BC, this eruption is one of the largest on record, rivaling that of Tambora, which resulted in 1816's Year Without a Summer. The enormous global impact of this eruption has been recorded in an ash layer deposit found in the Nile delta, tree ring frost scars in the bristlecone pines of the western United States, and a coating of ash in the Greenland ice caps, all dated to the same time and with the same chemical fingerprint as the ash from Thera.
However, all estimates of the date of this eruption are hundreds of years before the Exodus is believed to have taken place; thus the eruption can only have caused some of the plagues if one or other of the dates is wrong, or if the plagues did not actually immediately precede the Exodus."
It's that last possibility that makes the most sense. A people made up a story about their rulers during a time when they were brutally ensla-
Wait, what? There's no evidence that there was ever a mass enslavement of Jewish people in Egypt? Or evidence of any slave race at all?
So why the story?
If the Israelites were never enslaved by Egyptians, and therefore had no reason to make up a story about their god saving them, why have this story at all?
Well, to start off with, I don't know. I can't say for sure.
But, there are some possibilities.
It was a story of conversion. This sort of thing happens all the time in the Bible.
Look at any demon in the Bible, and you can find evidence that that "demon" was once worshiped as a god by a group of people who opposed the Israelites. For example, there's Paul's sermon at Mars Hill.
And before someone says "OH BUT THEY FOUND CHARIOT WHEELS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RED SEA THAT MEANS SOMETHING FUCKING STUPID"
NO
THEY DIDN'T
Also, nearly as certain as that, someone is going to mention the Ipuwer Papyrus, a document that is claimed by some fundamentalists to support the idea of the historicity of the plagues.
This is totally bogus. The only parallel that this text has with the plagues is that they both mention rivers running red with blood. It is so unlikely that these two sources were even aware of each other that the only reason I bother to mention it at all is to save the poster who inevitably will mention it from the embarrassment of doing so.
Okay.
That's it for the first part of the reply.
Deep breath.
Okay, NEXT
Okay. I'm going to try not to use so many words to make my point here, because it's snowing outside and I want to put on face paint and raid a nearby village, so let's be brief.
Are you familiar with plate tectonics?
That's how mountains form. Imagine that land there is the sea floor getting pushed up.
Do you see, now, how mountain building works?
For someone else's explanation of this: http://atheism.about.com/b/2007/10/...mountains-proves-the-truth-of-noahs-flood.htm
"When the climbers in 1953 planted their flags on the highest mountain, they set them in snow over the skeletons of creatures that had lived in the warm clear ocean that India, moving north, blanked out. Possibly as much as twenty thousand feet below the seafloor, the skeletal remains had turned into rock. This one fact is a treatise in itself on the movements of the surface of the earth. If by some fiat I had to restrict all this writing to one sentence, this is the one I would choose: The summit of Mt. Everest is marine limestone."
— John McPhee, a geologist
Everest is formed from rocks that were once at or below sea level, but have been elevated by the action of continental drift. Mountain complexes result from irregular successions of tectonic responses due to sea-floor spreading, shifting lithosphere plates, transform faults, and colliding, coupled and uncoupled continental margins.
Also, are you familiar with the process by which fossils form?
http://www.discoveringfossils.co.uk/whatisafossil.htm
You know what? I'll be nice this time.
I'll give you this: everest has low oxygen levels, that's for sure. However, it does not, and even were it submerged, it would not, have minimal light or a soft, muddy composition. The summit is rock.
"Mountains form due to plate tectonics. They are literally the result of the earth being pushed upwards and together, like creases in the earth's surface. Take a piece of cloth, grab either side of it lengthwise and start pushing them together -- now imagine that same process happening in the earth's plates. Fossils that were buried on the ocean floor were shifted along with the rock, and locked in place when the mud from the floor of the ocean condensed into rock.
Once again, this is not proof of a global flood. Fossils couldn't find their way into solid rock unless they've been there for millions of years, not several thousand. The fossils were already present before Everest came to its full size and position. There is absolutely no way that they could have have been embedded in the rock after it formed, even if there had been a global flood.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081215214021AAZlD77"
Now, I have to ask you, because you brought up the topic of probability.
Which is more likely, do you think:
Either
a) a space wizard broke every law of geology we know of in order to embed marine fossils in solid, sedimentary rock, which would only bolster those who already believe in him, while simultaneously providing more evidence for the alternative, natural, secular idea held by people who have actually studied this topic for years
or
b) not that?
Indeed, all of this issues you have mentioned serve only to support the idea of a natural world, not detract from it.
1. There no evidence that Israelites were ever enslaved in Egypt.
2. There is no evidence that any plagues were visited upon the people of Egypt, but there is evidence that this story is a legendary version of an actual volcanic eruption.
3. There are marine fossils on the summit of Everest, which not only supports the idea of plate tectonics, completely obliterates the idea of a worldwide flood.
Evidence of what? The ten plagues hold no evidence to examine. We're not going to find proof that locusts destroyed crops or that first born children died. Trying to figure it out with science is just plain stupid.
Alright. This is wrong for two reasons.
One, you are saying that you believe the plagues happen because there's no evidence for them. That doesn't make any sense at all. All you've claimed, in defense is Christianity is that the lack of evidence makes sense. That's not a belief, that's spite.
Two, there wouldn't be any evidence for the plagues, huh?
All natural explanations are taken from Wikipedia unless otherwise specified.
The first plague, the blood in the water (aka shark week), would have tons of evidence, were it to have occurred.
Two ideas dominate how the river turning red could have occurred, naturally.
1. The redness in the Nile could have actually been pollution caused by volcanic activity, specifically that of Santorini, which erupted around 1500 B.C. and whose ash is found in the Nile region. The silt could make the Nile turn blood red, and would also render it undrinkable. Heavy rains in the red-soiled area of Lake Victoria could have caused reddened water to wash downstream.
2. Alternatively, a red toxic algal bloom (red tide) could have produced large quantities of toxins that would kill fish.
However, is there evidence that this is what they were talking about in Exodus? Or that this happened in tandem with any other series of disasters? Or that rivers literally turned to blood?
No, there isn't. A river running red with blood would almost certainly have some sort of geological remnants: hemoglobin embedded in the sediment comes to mind. But hey, maybe there wouldn't be evidence for that. It happened so quickly, perhaps it was all washed away.
But you have to realize that the fact that there isn't evidence is not a good reason to believe it happened.
So let's move on!
The second plague, the one with frogs, is easy. Any blight on the water that killed fish (algae, volcanic ash) also would have caused frogs to leave the river and probably die.
The third and fourth plagues, the ones with biting flies and insects, is also easy and purely biological. The lack of frogs in the river would have let insect populations, normally kept in check by the frogs, increase massively.
The fifth and sixth plagues, the one with boils and livestock disease and shit, is the same deal. There are biting flies in the region which transmit livestock diseases; a sudden increase in their number could spark epidemics.
The seventh plague, the flaming hail, is supported by the idea of volcanic ash in the rivers. Volcanic activity not only brings with it ash, but brimstone, and also alters the weather system, occasionally producing hail. Hail could also have occurred as a completely independent natural weather event, with accompanying lightning as the "fire".
The eighth plague, THE LOCUST, is actually pretty interesting. The weight of hail will destroy most crops, leaving several insects and other animals without a normal food source. The remaining crops therefore would become targeted heavily, and thus be destroyed by swarms of locusts which would otherwise be distributed rather thinly. Or the locusts could have increased because of a lack of predators. Even without these explanations, swarms of locusts are not uncommon today.
The ninth plague, the darkness, is also supported by the idea of a volcano. There could be several causes for unusual darkness: a solar eclipse, a sandstorm, volcanic ash, or simply swarms of locusts large enough to block out the sun.
The tenth plague, aside from being the most barbaric, is also the most fascinating, and therefore requires extra explanation. I promise it's worth it, though.
Wikipedia said:1. If the last plague indeed selectively tended to affect the firstborn, it could be due to food polluted during the time of darkness, either by locusts or by the black mold Cladosporium. When people emerged after the darkness, the firstborn would be given priority, as was usual, and would consequently be more likely to be affected by any toxin or disease carried by the food. Meanwhile, the Israelites ate food prepared and eaten very quickly which would have made it less likely to be infected.
2. In the 2006 documentary Exodus Decoded, Jewish Canadian filmmaker Simcha Jacobovici hypothesised the selectiveness of the tenth plague was under the circumstances similar to the 1986 disaster of Lake Nyos that is related to geological activities that caused the previous plagues in a related chain of events. The hypothesis was that the plagues took place shortly after the eruption of Thera (now known as Santorini), which happened some time between 1550 BCE and 1650 BCE, and recently narrowed to between 1627–1600 BCE, with a 95% probability of accuracy. Jacobovici however places the eruption in 1500 BCE. According to the documentary, the eruption sets off a chain of events resulting in the plagues and eventually the killing of the first born. Jacobovici suggests that the first borns in ancient Egypt had the privilege to sleep close to the floor while other children slept on higher ground or even on roofs. This view, however, is not supported by any archaeological or historical evidence. As in Lake Nyos, when carbon dioxide or other toxic gases escape the surface tension of a nearby waterbody because of either geological activity or over-saturation, the gas, being heavier than air, "flooded" the nearby area displacing oxygen and killing those who were in its path. Jewish households escaped the fate because they were told to observe their first Passover rituals.
Now, let's say it was a volcano that caused all this shit to happen. Realize, then, that it wasn't all the firstborn of Egypt to die, or a river running red with blood, or anything like that. It was a group of people who underwent a terrible disaster and exaggerated the facts many years later.
Oh, did I say many years later? "A volcanic eruption which happened in antiquity and could have caused some of the plagues if it occurred at the right time is the eruption of the Thera volcano 650 miles to the northwest of Egypt. Controversially dated to about 1628 BC, this eruption is one of the largest on record, rivaling that of Tambora, which resulted in 1816's Year Without a Summer. The enormous global impact of this eruption has been recorded in an ash layer deposit found in the Nile delta, tree ring frost scars in the bristlecone pines of the western United States, and a coating of ash in the Greenland ice caps, all dated to the same time and with the same chemical fingerprint as the ash from Thera.
However, all estimates of the date of this eruption are hundreds of years before the Exodus is believed to have taken place; thus the eruption can only have caused some of the plagues if one or other of the dates is wrong, or if the plagues did not actually immediately precede the Exodus."
It's that last possibility that makes the most sense. A people made up a story about their rulers during a time when they were brutally ensla-
Wait, what? There's no evidence that there was ever a mass enslavement of Jewish people in Egypt? Or evidence of any slave race at all?
There is no evidence at all. There are no inscriptions from the relevant period that ever mentioned the Israelites. Although the ancient Egyptians kept extraordinarily detailed records of their daily lives, including all kinds of contracts and transactions, they never mentioned a race of slaves in their midst, even over a supposed period of 430 years. This omission is all the more surprising if we literally accept the number of Hebrew slaves claimed by the Book of Exodus - 600,000 fighting men, equivalent to 2.5 million men, women and children, or two thirds of the Egyptian population at the time. At a time when average life expectancy was around 50 years, the Israelites were said to live for 120 to 137 years. The Egyptians could be expected to want to know the secret of almost eternal youth, yet nothing was ever written about slaves who lived to such great ages. No Egyptian wrote of the great plagues of Moses and the loss of the slaves was never mentioned even though, if true, this would have had a devastating impact on the Egyptian economy, no doubt making many contracts unenforceable. Conversely, there is no reference in the Bible to the Egyptian dominion over Canaan, an omission that by itself strongly suggests that the biblical record is not historic.
There is no archaeological evidence of large-scale Hebrew presence in Egypt, nor of the 40 year sojourn in the desert, nor of the conquest of Canaan. Even if the band of fleeing Hebrews had been much smaller than claimed, they would still have left some evidence behind. Archaeologists say they have found occasional camp-site evidence from previous centuries as well as from later periods, but nothing from the Exodus.
Some believe that Egyptian power declined inexplicably in the late fifteenth century BCE, saying that this must be evidence of a loss such as the loss of so many slaves, but Egypt remained at the height of its power. The remarkable Amarna letters attest that this was still true in the mid-1300s BCE and that even then Egypt was the undisputed power throughout Palestine and Syria, supported by a network of petty Canaanite rulers.
Others see obscure evidence in the succession of Amenhotep II after the long reign of Thutmose III, but Amenhotephad already been co-regent, so naturally succeeded his father.
Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_there_evidence_of_Israelite_slavery_in_Egypt#ixzz1Epyuo1sR
So why the story?
If the Israelites were never enslaved by Egyptians, and therefore had no reason to make up a story about their god saving them, why have this story at all?
Well, to start off with, I don't know. I can't say for sure.
But, there are some possibilities.
From: http://www.associatedcontent.com/ar..._god_send_frogs_locusts_boils_pg2.html?cat=34
Why Did God Send the Ten Plagues?
At the time the Egyptians did not worship the one God that Moses believed in. Instead the Egyptians had many gods that they worshiped. There were gods of the sky, gods of the waters, gods for just about everything. Each one of the ten plagues that God sent through Moses were not just random plagues. Each of the ten plagues were specifically designed to defy some of the Egyptian gods.
Why Did God Send the Plague of Blood?
Two of the Egyptian gods were Khnum and Hopi. Khnum was the guardian of the Nile and Hopi was the spirit of the Nile. When God turns the Nile River into blood it is a sign that God is more powerful than Khnum or Hopi.
Why Did God Send the Plague of Frogs?
The Egyptians also worshiped a god of resurrection named Heqt. Heqt was believed to take the form of a frog. The plague of Frogs was a way of saying that God could control any form of frog.
Why Did God Send the Plague on Cattle?
Apis was the symbol of fertility and took the form of a bull god. The plague on the cattle was a sign that even God could strike down any cattle, even a bull god.
Why Did God Send the Plague of Boils?
The Egyptians also worshiped Imhotep, the god of medicine. When boils appeared on the people of Egypt and not even Imhotep can cure them it was a sign that God was more powerful.
Why Did God Send the Plague of Hail?
The plague of hail was sent to defy the god of Nut. Nut was the sky goddess and normally would be the one to control the weather.
Why Did God Send the Plague of Locusts?
Seth was the Egyptian god that was supposed to be the protector of the crops. The locusts destroyed crops so the plague of locusts was a way to defy Seth.
Why Did God Send the Plague of Darkness?
The Egyptians had many sun gods. Four of the Egyptian sun gods were Re, Aten, Atum and Hours. The plague of darkness was to challenge the sun gods.
Why Did God Send the Plague of the Firstborn?
Osiris was the Egyptian god that was considered the giver of life. Osiris supposedly has the ability to give people to life but was unable to stop every firstborn from being killed.
It was a story of conversion. This sort of thing happens all the time in the Bible.
Look at any demon in the Bible, and you can find evidence that that "demon" was once worshiped as a god by a group of people who opposed the Israelites. For example, there's Paul's sermon at Mars Hill.
22"Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious[3].
23"For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. 24God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; 25Neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things; 26And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation.
—Acts 17:22-17:31, KJV
And before someone says "OH BUT THEY FOUND CHARIOT WHEELS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RED SEA THAT MEANS SOMETHING FUCKING STUPID"
NO
THEY DIDN'T
Wyatt's focus on Nuweiba and his claims of finding chariot remains on the floor of the sea have brought other adventurers to the site but even Wyatt's supporters urge caution about their enthusiastic findings. Richard Rives, the president of Wyatt Archeological Research in Tennessee, told journalist Joe Kovacs, "All kinds of people are finding coral and calling it chariot parts." Wyatt's wife, Mary Nell, told Kovacs the same. She went diving with Wyatt at the Red Sea site and said that at first she thought everything was a chariot wheel.
The bottom line is that at this point all that seems to exist to support the claims of chariot parts on the bottom of the red sea are pictures, most of which are of coral formations. No documented artifacts have been retrieved and preserved from the site and now the Egyptian government prohibits bringing any findings to the surface to the questions may remain for a long time to come.
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/chariot-wheels.htm
Also, nearly as certain as that, someone is going to mention the Ipuwer Papyrus, a document that is claimed by some fundamentalists to support the idea of the historicity of the plagues.
This is totally bogus. The only parallel that this text has with the plagues is that they both mention rivers running red with blood. It is so unlikely that these two sources were even aware of each other that the only reason I bother to mention it at all is to save the poster who inevitably will mention it from the embarrassment of doing so.
Okay.
That's it for the first part of the reply.
Deep breath.
Okay, NEXT
And there is evidence that there was a great flood. The Garden of Eden is allegedly underwater now [citations needed] and aquatic fossils are found on mountaintops. Sure this can all point toward the Earth being a multi-billion year legacy of crap, but it could also point toward something more probable, like a flood.
Okay. I'm going to try not to use so many words to make my point here, because it's snowing outside and I want to put on face paint and raid a nearby village, so let's be brief.
Are you familiar with plate tectonics?
That's how mountains form. Imagine that land there is the sea floor getting pushed up.
Do you see, now, how mountain building works?
For someone else's explanation of this: http://atheism.about.com/b/2007/10/...mountains-proves-the-truth-of-noahs-flood.htm
"When the climbers in 1953 planted their flags on the highest mountain, they set them in snow over the skeletons of creatures that had lived in the warm clear ocean that India, moving north, blanked out. Possibly as much as twenty thousand feet below the seafloor, the skeletal remains had turned into rock. This one fact is a treatise in itself on the movements of the surface of the earth. If by some fiat I had to restrict all this writing to one sentence, this is the one I would choose: The summit of Mt. Everest is marine limestone."
— John McPhee, a geologist
Everest is formed from rocks that were once at or below sea level, but have been elevated by the action of continental drift. Mountain complexes result from irregular successions of tectonic responses due to sea-floor spreading, shifting lithosphere plates, transform faults, and colliding, coupled and uncoupled continental margins.
Also, are you familiar with the process by which fossils form?
http://www.discoveringfossils.co.uk/whatisafossil.htm
You know what? I'll be nice this time.
Although fossils can be found in sediments deposited in turbulent (high energy) environments near the coastline, complete/articulated skeletons require undisturbed conditions. A quiet seafloor with minimal light, low oxygen levels and a soft muddy composition are among the conditions suitable for preserving organic remains.
I'll give you this: everest has low oxygen levels, that's for sure. However, it does not, and even were it submerged, it would not, have minimal light or a soft, muddy composition. The summit is rock.
"Mountains form due to plate tectonics. They are literally the result of the earth being pushed upwards and together, like creases in the earth's surface. Take a piece of cloth, grab either side of it lengthwise and start pushing them together -- now imagine that same process happening in the earth's plates. Fossils that were buried on the ocean floor were shifted along with the rock, and locked in place when the mud from the floor of the ocean condensed into rock.
Once again, this is not proof of a global flood. Fossils couldn't find their way into solid rock unless they've been there for millions of years, not several thousand. The fossils were already present before Everest came to its full size and position. There is absolutely no way that they could have have been embedded in the rock after it formed, even if there had been a global flood.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081215214021AAZlD77"
Now, I have to ask you, because you brought up the topic of probability.
Which is more likely, do you think:
Either
a) a space wizard broke every law of geology we know of in order to embed marine fossils in solid, sedimentary rock, which would only bolster those who already believe in him, while simultaneously providing more evidence for the alternative, natural, secular idea held by people who have actually studied this topic for years
or
b) not that?
Indeed, all of this issues you have mentioned serve only to support the idea of a natural world, not detract from it.
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