Spiderman's a crook!

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I forsee a beautiful relationship.

 

[Bambi]

There was a program on last night about people who are in love with objects

There was a woman who was in love with a bannister. Maybe you guys should hook up?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Not as bad as the thing I saw in the paper once about a man who was arrested for having sex with a pavement.

 

[Blue Link]

That must seriously chaffe up something bad D=

 

[Casanova]

There was a program on last night about people who are in love with objects

There was a woman who was in love with a bannister. Maybe you guys should hook up?

Did you see the one about the woman who got married to a chunk of the Berlin Wall?

Apparently they've consummated, too.

 

[Casanova]

EDIT: WTF?

Wrong thread.

 

[Rockman X]

I had sex with my computer when I first got it. I was a bit sore afterwards.

 

[Blue Link]

I had sex with a bagel once.

 

[Rockman X]

Was there cream cheese spread on it?

 

[Blue Link]

of course. it serves as a great lubricant

 

[Rockman X]

Strawberry flavor, I hope?

 

[Miss Valentine]

*rattles chains*

 

[Blue Link]

Strawberry flavor, I hope?

no, it was blueberry D: the store was out of strawberry.

 

[Rockman X]

*rattles chains*

Uh oh, I sense impending bondage

no, it was blueberry D: the store was out of strawberry.

Blueberry is acceptable

 

[Miss Valentine]

Uh oh, I sense impending bondage

I'm already chained up and ready to go

 

[Rockman X]

I'm already chained up and ready to go

*dumps a bunch of worms on you*

LAST FOR 5 MINUTES WIFOUT FREAKING AND U GET $1000

 

[Miss Valentine]

.................... ................................. .......................... ..................

That's about 5 mins, what's the prize?

 

[Casanova]

$1000 apparently.

 

[Rockman X]

MONIES!

Congratulations, fear is not a factor for you

 

[rellik259]

im back so am i ther smart one yet:vincent::vincent: