Spiderman's a crook!

[Rockman X]

Don'tcha know ya gotta flooow, flow, flow pancreatic juice, flow flow, into the duodenum won'tcha flooow, flow, flow pancreatic juice? Flow flow, into the duodenum won'tcha...iiiinsulin, gluuuuucagon, comin' from the Islets of Langerhans.

 

[Erythritol]

You are strange, my child.

 

[Blue Link]

i'm guessing it'd give satisfying lubrication

 

[Rockman X]

But it's from a song T__T

 

[Erythritol]

;_; suck my cawk firstttt.

 

[Rockman X]

Yes mistress.

*opens wide*

 

[Erythritol]

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

 

[Rockman X]

Oooh, we get to roleplay tonight? You're hardly ever this nice to me ^.^

 

[Blue Link]

now all you need is Adam Sandler dressed as Zohan and the party would get started.

 

[Rockman X]

Oh god yes, he's fucking hot in Zohan. UGH. Ship him to me in a box tied up and I'd rape the shit out of him.

 

[Blue Link]

Oh god yes, he's fucking hot in Zohan. UGH. Ship him to me in a box tied up and I'd rape the shit out of him.

oh yes, the images. *fap fap fap*

 

[Rockman X]

He needs to permanently keep the gay hair stylist look...seriously so fappable. When I first saw the trailer for it I was like "OMG WHO IS THAT I WANT HIM" and then I found out it was Sandler and shat brix.

 

[Erythritol]

This just went somewhere weird. *Backs away slowly*

 

[Rockman X]

Oh come on, you can't deny he's fucking hot in that Zohan movie.

 

[Erythritol]

Except for the facts that he's not

 

[Bambi]

I can't believe I just sat and read all this fred

You bunch of fucking perverts

 

[Casanova]

I love this thread.

 

[Bambi]

I'm sure the thread loves you too dear.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Love at first sight?

 

[Casanova]

Pretty much.