stalking fff peepls on facebuk

i demand moar facebuk firendz
 
maybe

comment on my pictures, i want to feel pretty :monster:

fags :rage:
 
i only ever made facebook tbh to look at other peoples pics, when i got bored i closed my account
 
I just clicked on the 'Who's here because of you?' link on facebook and apparently my ex signed up because of an invitation I sent him.

I don't know how the hell that happened because I only got facebook this year and I haven't had contact with my ex since 2006 when we broke up and I deleted all his email accounts etc.

So I'm dumbfounded right about now.

But his new girlfriend is fat so that makes me feel better. Not just a bit pudgy, but freakin' fat and stubby.

I hope he realises what he's missing out on with me. :gasp:
 
Awwr yeah girl I hear that. My ex's wife is a freaking whale. :gasp: I thought it was cause she was preggers, but no.. :mokken:
 
HAHA XD

I don't get it. He dumps me and then finds someone fuglier.

Men confuse me.

Maybe it's cos she had bigger boobies. But he does know that's only cos of her flab right?

If she ever gets skinny she'll lose whatever boobs she had and they'll be all saggy. XD
 
This is true.. boobs are the first thing to go in weight loss. But hey, you're far better off now anyway, there's a reason we lose those dickwads. :ryan:
 
Yes. Yes it is. XD

It usually goes against my nature though. I don't like being mean but several things have shoved me into this particular mood this weekend. >.<

I really hope my new pay looks awesome on Tuesday! I will die if the payroll people haven't processed the new paperwork. :gonk:

Edit: Dunno how I just got so off topic. 0_o

Okay something about facebook that annoys me. People who are engaged for ages and don't change their relationship status from: In a relationship to engaged.

Then it takes them an age to change it to 'Married'.

Then you're still waiting for them to change their last name! :gasp:

My god you'd think people would be a little more excited about that sort thing. I guarantee the night I get engaged that it will be all over facebook! XD

It's not like these people don't go on facebook either. They're bigger facebook junkies then I could ever be and are all into the facebook on their phones and such and yet they can't change one little status or give themself a name change. :gasp:
 
I was stalked on FaceBook by somebody who shall remained unnamed >.>

Mainly because I can't remember their name right now :sad3:
 
I was guilty of the whole not changing status thing. But here's the thing. If you need to know, I'll tell you in person.
 
I haven't touched the marital status thing myself. I've had no reason to, mind, but still. :monster:
If I did have a reason to change that (or even to set a status in general), then I'd probably delay changing it until my other half literally begged me to do so, or requested that I do. I'm just far too embarrassed to be boasting off about stuff like that. :gonk:
 
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