the band

[Six]

It rhymed. Git tae fuck.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

it wont go with the tune though. have you listened yet?

 

[Will Graham]

You can't just mess about with olive spread names to rhyme

 

[Six]

No I haven't... Can't be fucked to search through all those pages off you and Hal love birds chit chat shite.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

this is my first idea for the band

http://www.shutyourfatarse.co.uk/rand/fings/theband.php

now hal, try to fit the broken glass lyrics around it.

lazy bitch

 

[Will Graham]

Not a fan of chocolate myself

 

[Six]

That's way to legit to be turned in to a spam song.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

it can be ewan's birthday present.

 

[Gaige]

exactly like that.

we should maybe promote you from teaboy to co-writer of our amazing lyrics.

congrats diremckeilty, you are now our head teaboy.

Can I go to the pub after gigs?

 

[Donald Trump]

No, because with you everything is an empty glass.

 

[Gaige]

If I'm the teaboy, it'll be a full cup though.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

it will be full of tea seconds before it shatters.

 

[Donald Trump]

BECAUSE EVERYTHING ISSSS AHHHHH BRO-KENNNNNNNNNNN GLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Marquis of Granby]

revived.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

staff persons/peoples any chance you could change the name of this thread to "[BAND]The Band"?

 

[moogling]

i'll drive the tour bus.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

hired

the pay is shit. the work is hard. there are no benefits other than getting to meet the band.

 

[Davey Gaga]

I bet I can play drums better than Poo chute.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

he's cooler though

 

[Bambi]

You can be a backing dancer