the band

[Donald Trump]

That's a rare talent.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

t'is. ive observed him play flight of the bumblebee with the spoons.

he is truly amazing.

 

[Donald Trump]

Get him to replace SaShman. He is australian so he would only know 3 chords and he would turn up in a school uniform. This would guarantee that Geoffrey would attend. But when we have solid gold lyrics like "EVERYTHING, IIIIIIIIIIS A BROKEEEEN GLASSSSSSSSSSSSSS." Do we want people like him in the audience?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

sashman is talented (i hope).

we will not get rid of him.

 

[SaShman]

Get him to replace SaShman. He is australian so he would only know 3 chords and he would turn up in a school uniform.

I'd be more inclined to get rid of you as I'm sure you make shit tea.

 

[Donald Trump]

I've been promoted.

 

[SaShman]

To what?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

he's just a co-writer. he doesnt get any extra money and he still has to make tea under the supervision of our favourite paddy cunt, dire.

 

[Donald Trump]

I don't answer to people as low down the hierarchy as you.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

sashman is our lead man. you cant talk to him like that.

 

[Donald Trump]

I just did.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

ANCHORY IN THE BAND!

 

[SaShman]

I don't answer to people as low down the hierarchy as you.

I find this offensive. I think I may have to report you.

 

[Donald Trump]

Then I will get another trolling infraction.

 

[Donald Trump]

Do you want my blood on your hands Australian?

 

[Donald Trump]

ANCHORY IN THE BAND!

 

[SaShman]

Revolving door prisons etc etc

 

[Donald Trump]

Sorry, I was only in prison for 2 weeks.
You've been there 20 years, plus the 9 months you were in your mother.

 

[SaShman]

Touche kiwi

 

[Marquis of Granby]

this is my first idea for the band

http://www.shutyourfatarse.co.uk/rand/fings/theband.php

now hal, try to fit the broken glass lyrics around it.