the band

youre only a co-writer. our main writers will come to you and say "hey, wheels, what do you think about this?" and if you say anything negative about their lyrics you will be infracted and then pushed out of your wheelchair. this will also be the case if you come up with shit suggestions.
 
They'll probably delete any of my lyrics so that they can have more lyrics than me so they get more money.
 
they wont do that because they value your work. we all do. just not enough to pay you as much as we pay people with working legs.
 
Just because my legs don't work doesn't mean you can discriminate against me.
 
Discrimination is how Jim gets his kicks.
 
You aren't important enough to be offended.
 
surprisingly i wasnt eating at the time, but im glad you were concerned.

even us morbidly obese people have to put the fork down for a little while.
 
I always assumed your fingers were too fat to grasp cutlery
 
i get special forks made.

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one of many fritz has made for me.
 
fritz doesnt have any computers, though he said he could play the spoons in the band if we ever needed a spoons player :hmmm:
 
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