the band

[Marquis of Granby]

the band.

it needs material.

 

[Harlequin]

write about social dynamics and cultural issues

 

[Marquis of Granby]

dont use your big posh words with me you guffy bastard.

 

[Shu]

Needs more cowbell, I'm just saying.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

this is the wrong thing to do.

hal, get us some tea.

 

[Donald Trump]

Yes massa

 

[Marquis of Granby]

whale's milk and 40 sugars for me.

also i'll have 4 packs of chocolate digestives to go with it thanks.

 

[Donald Trump]

What sized cup/mug would you like?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

make it a barrel.

 

[Sir Kenneth]

Can I be your manager? My first advise would be that one of you sign over the rights to use your likeness on merchandise to me and then commit suicide. I promise you we will make a truckload of money selling those "in memory of..." t-shirts.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

it sounds like a plan but i dont think anyone wants to kurt cobain themselves just yet.

even if hal wanted to he couldnt. besides he's only the teaboy, no one will recognise him.

 

[Gaige]

A song about biscuits.

My biscuit lies over the table etc.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

that was utter shit. if i wanted utter shit i'd get lady gargar to write our material.

 

[Gaige]

War? Your bonnie horse. Your guitar and how much you love her. Hal and his tea. Your tour bus. Food and drink.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

You hate yourself. You feel this intense depression like nothing about your life is going right. Everything is an empty glass. You despise your face in the mirror. You feel apathetic all the time. And self harm is like a form of release. It's a bad place to be in mentally. There is no way out that you can see. But you just need to find your way out, with help. It's a place some people are gonna be in. A terrible place, yeah. But it's an unfortunate reality that you need to get through.

i think this would work.

 

[SaShman]

You hate yourself. You feel this intense depression like nothing about your life is going right. Everything is an empty glass. You despise your face in the mirror. You feel apathetic all the time. And self harm is like a form of release. It's a bad place to be in mentally. There is no way out that you can see. But you just need to find your way out, with help. It's a place some people are gonna be in. A terrible place, yeah. But it's an unfortunate reality that you need to get through.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

ive been working on a tune that might just fit those lyrics

 

[Donald Trump]

Perhaps something really upbeat, or something really depressing. Anywhere inbetween would be a waste of such perfect lyrics.

EVERYTHING, IIIIIIIIIIS A BROKEEEEN GLASSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

exactly like that.

we should maybe promote you from teaboy to co-writer of our amazing lyrics.

congrats diremckeilty, you are now our head teaboy.

 

[Donald Trump]

Song writers get the most money.