The Good, the Oh, and the Oh no!

[The Master]

The Good news: I FINALLY, after OVER a year of looking, have a job interview!

The Oh... news: It's an adult xxx store (The Lions Den)

The Oh no! news: It's on Friday, the end of the world ;_; /sarcasm

The reason I say: Oh... Is because I'm worried about what my Catholic family will think... Even though my parent's said, quote "A job is a job"

 

[Paddy McGee]

I like your potential job. Suits you.

 

[Exoskeleton]

Try becoming a prostitute and then see what your parents think of that phrase.

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

A job is indeed a job.

The important thing though is.... do you get staff discount?

 

[The Master]

A job is indeed a job.

The important thing though is.... do you get staff discount?

You know, I never bothered to check

I will have to come back to you on that

 

[Squid]

Congrats

 

[AddleBoy]

So, you're going to sell fake sex and fake penises to people?

 

[The Master]

So, you're going to sell fake sex and fake penises to people?

If you wan't to put it that way... Yes

 

[Squid]

Once my friend thought it would be hilarious to send anal beads to my other friend. She was very unimpressed and the next day she flung them over her neighbours fence.
Imagine waking up, going outside and seeing some anal beads laying on your lawn

 

[AddleBoy]

I threw flavored lube over the neighbor's fence, like a month ago. It's still sitting out in the lawn.

 

[The Master]

Once my friend thought it would be hilarious to send anal beads to my other friend. She was very unimpressed and the next day she flung them over her neighbours fence.
Imagine waking up, going outside and seeing some anal beads laying on your lawn

If they were actual pearls I would PROBABLY sell them Other than that I would do my best to use a stick to pick them up with a stick and throw them away...

 

[The Master]

If they were actual pearls I would PROBABLY sell them Other than that I would do my best to use a stick to pick them up with a stick and throw them away...

I am NOT fixing that redundant typo

 

[Squid]

they were just brown beads on a string

 

[The Master]

they were just brown beads on a string

Yah, I would grab a stick...

 

[Tucker]

ew

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

i wonder why they were brown.

also how do you get tricked into buying beads that have been up someone's pooper?

 

[Squid]

They weren't brown from shit lmfao. She didn't use them.
They were brown coz they were made of wood

 

[The Master]

i wonder why they were brown.

also how do you get tricked into buying beads that have been up someone's pooper?

You should ask Annie from Bridesmaids

Well, she was tricked into letting these people RETURN beads that were up someone's bum... But same concept really

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

wood doesn't have to be brown

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

i don't know where i'm supposed to be going with that