Things FFVII characters would NEVER say.

DE GRANDE FREAK

DE GRANDE FREAK

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I have done a series of these in other forums. I will try it here now!:)
I am expecting:
funny
WRONG
*no stupid jokes*
and HAVE FUN WITH IT!:D

Ex:

Cid: I solemnly swear not to cuss *no wait, i just SWORE!*
Aeris: Dam Cloud, jus blow up the building now..

Oh, NO ONE LINERS!
*play nice...YEA RIGHT!*:D
 
Cloud: :gasp:I HAVE A BONER, GUYS!!!
 
Aerith: I WANT YOU TO PUT IT INSIDE, CLOUD! :gasp:
 
Zack: You make me horny for long time, Aerith. :wacky:
 
Don Corneo: I like touching little boys. :monster:
 
* Cloud and Co. Watch Advent Children*
Aeris: Hi-rez CLOUD! *DROOL*
Tifa: Hi-rez CLOUD! *DROOL*
Yuffie: Hi-rez CLOUD! *DROOL*
Barret: Hi-rez CLOUD! *DROOL*
 
Aeris: The Planet tells me... I am going to die!
Cloud: Well then, you might not live through this intercorse!
 
Kefka: 'Pah, screw this "destroy the world" business, why can't we just be friends? I like like like like like you all!!!! Wheee!!!'

EDIT: Awww nuts, I assumed you meant all ffs, subconsciously ignoring the letters VII. :wacky:
 
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Yuffie: Stealing is wrong

Sephiroth: I love my daddy <3

Vincent: Lucrecia who?

Tifa: Cloud who?

Barret: My lord! You people have absolutely horrendous grammar!

Aerith: @Flowers: These STINK!!!

Cid: I just...No one considers my feelings...

Cloud:
OH MY GHOD! MY LIFE SUCKS! BUT BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY FAN BOYS AND GIRLS, I'M GONNA ACT ALL SEXY AND EMO INSTEAD!

RedXIII: Woof! *wags tails*

Reeves: Shinra is the shiz-dig :wacky:
 
Tifa: Cloud, I'm pregnant........and it's Red XIII's.

Cloud: I've become a chocobosexual

Cloud (to his own psyche): If Sephiroth turns up, tell him I'm not in.

Aerith: I CAN'T SEW! WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE THIS TEAR WHERE MY LEGS ARE?!

Red XIII (eating Cait Sith): Now I think about it, wouldn't this be classed as cannibalism?
 
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Rufus: "I, President Rufus ShinRa, have an announcement to the world. We at ShinRa Inc. have the power to end all wars, to cease use of mako. And we will do it! EVERYBODY! LOVE AND PEACE!"

Cloud: "Why would I be sad about Aerith? ...Don't you know what happened in the hot tub at the Bumblebee Manor? D="

Cloud in drag: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty...and gaaaaaay!!"
 
Ooooh lawl xDDD Contra and Fusion, your guys's had me totally cracking up. Mine are kinda dumb :wacky: but I'm sort of out of it at the moment.

Sephiroth: I'm not really a mommy's boy, I'm secretly a daddy's boy, just don't tell anybody.

Aerith: WHY didn't Don Corneo pick me!? Why oh why!?

Tifa to Cloud: I paid Sephiroth $50 to get rid of the girl in pink.

Cloud: I really am an emo bitch. Watch me go emo in Crisis Core because I wasn't in SOLDIER.
 
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