You Know You Play Too Much Final Fantasy When...

you no you've played too much final fantasy when you start calling the most important people in your life names of characters they look like

i call my dad Barret just cos he kinda black lol
 
when in some way you can relate everything about ur daily life to something, someone or an event in final fantasy... :) o and funny thing about the squall scar quote, i had a scar like that for a while when i got hit in the face with a saw! alas, i only had the scar for a year or so, so after 9th grade it was gone :'(
 
-When you drill holes in weapons in order to put colored glass orbs inside of the slots
-When you inbreed ostriches and/or make them dig in the ground with their beaks for loot
-When you're under the impression that one-of-a-kind things will sell for only $1
-When you use the Hymn of the Fayth as a prayer
-When you ask if a dead person has moved on to the Farplane
-When you break into a large government building and try to work your way up to the 69th floor
-When you think orphanages are all run by sorceresses
-When you insist that you cannot get lost because you have a minimap
-When you expect to win a valuable attack or weapon if you get enough tickets at Chuck E. Cheese's
-When you buy a large and expensive manor but only visit occasionally to rest up
-When you are under the impression that towns, cities, and landmarks will appear only 5x your size after you exit them
-When you try to cast Life on a dead person or toss a bird feather at them
-When you try to electrocute aquatic life, burn tree-dwellers, and hose down desert animals
-When someone introduces themselves and you wait for them to pause so you can fill in whatever name you want to give them
-When you start to dress in clothing that is entirely inappropriate to the 21st century
-When you wonder why things don't disappear in a flash of red after you kill them
-When your list is as long as the one I just made :s
 
When you think about growing your hair and dying it platinum (I had the same thought when i was 15 :blink: )

When you walk around wearing a long black coat and, want to set a friends home town on fire.

When you walk into a church, ask if anyone is coming to "Reunion" and visualise pushing them off cliffs if they do come.

When you see a brunette girl with a ponytail and a pink bow and start shouting "I thought you were dead" in her direction.

When you take a trip to an arcade/casino and ask where you can bet on chocobos.

When you ask your mates if they want a game of blitzball.

When you try to play the piano theme from ff7 on a piano and try pulling the keys up to find stuff under them after you play it.

When your boss calls you into the office for something and you start humming/whistling any FF boss music.

When you dress up in wierd clothing and use more gel than is good for a normal person..
 
You know you play to much when you store water in vials and randomly throw them over yourself when your tired or hurt.

You know you play to much when you wait your turn in a fight.
 
When you step outside and are disappointed that there is no OVERWORLD Music.

When you are in a building and you start going into every room and going through peoples things because well, the door wasn't locked and you could have found a treasure chest.

When you pick random items up off the ground and stock pile them on yourself somehow because you may need them. And you will never ever Sell them.
 
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When you walk around in the snow in light clothing and not once get frostbite.
When you think a meteor will come crashing down on your town and you somehow survive it.
When you smack your husband with a frying pan to wake him out of his coma.
When you think your dad is a moron when you didn't even knew he was your father the whole time.
 
when you are playing the game on a Cruiser and you suddenly hear choppers look by the borderline and see clouds
 
When you install the Final Fantasy victory theme as your doorbell ring... Erm...:whistle2:
 
Some more including a couple of misc video game ones that I think will tickle your ribs :)

  • your behind a truck on your motorcycle and start trying to smack other bikers because you think there trying to attack the truck
  • you walk into a church and think you just saw Aerith's ghost
  • When your talkin to a friend on the phone and they put it on the side to go off to do something so you shout there name like on metal gear solid "dave? Dave? DAAAAAVE??" :P
  • you hear a bang outside and go "Huh, What was that noise?" expecting an exclamation mark appear over your head...
  • You think your neighbours cat is cait sith and immediatley start chasing after it thinking it just stole the black materia.
  • You go on a pirate ship ride and wait for it to fly away into the air.
 
You hurt yourself and then instantly yell out: "Holy shit! Potion! Potion!"

You join a gymnastics club just to learn how to do the acrobatics in Tidus' Overdrive Spiral Cut
 
A.You start discontinuing friendships because people are low levels or they don't seem like the right "class".
B.your at a funeral and get out and try to find a store selling Phoenix Downs.
C.-You walk into woods and trying to get random encounters and hoping for goblins because your weak.
 
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you know if you can sit there and name almost every hero from every game you played
just from the top of you head
 
you know when you play much final fantasy when you reply this thread ^^

so i think you play much when you are in a train and you think its going to go in a underwater intercontinental tunel^^
 
when you mistake cancer for a stelazio coin

when you walk all the way round something instead of stepping over it
 
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