You Know You're Obsessed with FFVII When:

54. When you literally sing the music in each different territory while playing the game or you sing the battle theme song along with the victory fanfare while playing the game :P (guilty!)

55. When your 3yr old son knows what Final Fantasy VII is and he refers to Sephiroth as Seppy-rope (my son does!)
 
58. When you go through unneccisary lengths to try and breed the 1st chocobo mankind has ever seen...
59. When your imaginary friends are the characters from FF7(hehe)
60. When you think about legally changing your name to Cloud Strife.
 
62. When you ask the barber for THAT haircut from FFVII.
63. When your nickname is one of the main characters.
64. When you search for the materia shop around thew town and ask everyone where it is.
65. When you ask for clothes that have more slots for materia.
66. when you have read this list all along, and post in this thread. :P
67. When you suddenly think when the next "boss fight" is going to come, and prepare for disk change. :P
68. When you call your worst enemy "sephiroth!"
69. When you fight wild beasts for gil and items
70. When you dream you fly in the Highwind.
71. When you dig your garden searching for hidden items.
72. When you want to have a crashed plane as a boat.
 
kniLLinkkniL said:
59. When your imaginary friends are the characters from FF7(hehe)
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*ahem* >__> When I was younger, yes.

73. When you want to grow your hair long, never brush it, spike it and dye it black.
74. When you sit in a coffin, waiting for Cloud to come.
75. When someone dies, you say.. "They've went to a better place, the lifestream."
 
74. Whistle the "Chocobo Racing" theme every time you run.
75. Sing the "One Winged Angel" theme (at least the "Sephiroth, Sephiroth" part and hum the rest) during an exam. (I sure as hell HOPE I'm not guilty...)
76. If you're hanging in the FF7 forums, waiting for posts.
77. Referring anyone over the age of 40 as "Ancients".
78. If you're friends with Lady Aerith... lol jk (I hope she doesn't read this....)
79. Hum the Victory Fanfare theme every time you finish an exam. (Guiltyyyyyy!!! And proud of it!)
80. Referring yourself as the Proud Clod if you brilliantly recover from a goofup.
81. If you've gone above 80 in "You know you're obsessed with FF7 when".
82. Raise your arm at someone hoping bullets will come out of it.
83. Coming across a stick and muttering, "Well, Sephiroth's Masamune is SOOO stronger than THAT thing."
84. Humming Aeris's theme every time you see a cute girl walk by.
85. If you know what a Weapon is. Eg) Ruby Weapon, Emerald Weapon
86. If you can say, "By defeating the Ultima Weapon, you get Cloud's Ultimate Weapon, the Ultima Weapon" five times fast.
87. If you can memorize the method of how to date Barret by heart.
88. If you cry BEFORE Aeris dies. (Guilty, but not just me....)
89. If you cry before Biggs, Jessie and Wedge dies. (Almost guilty....)
90. If your entire family can name every place, character, materia and item in the game without playing it. (I won't be suprised if my dad knows by NOW.)
91. If you pet your cat, hoping for it to tell you that you and Aeris are compatible. (I will be guilty of that at October 25, 2007. Guaranteed.)
92. If you continuously attempt to invoke the sacrifice-Tifa-for-Aeris rumour, even if you know better. (SOOOOOO frickin' guilty it's not funny.)

More to come, just you wait.
 
93. when your thrown out of compting class for watching ffvii videos on the internet ( despite repeated warnings)

94. when you plan on having the ffvii logo ( on the front of the uk game case) tattood on your shoulder

95. when despite selling your ps1, you rebuy a ps1 as your stupid ps2 wont play the game!
 
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96. To this day, my little brother has a habit of naming ANY main male character of an RPG or action game Cloud. He even names Link Cloud on his Zelda games.

THAT'S JUST WRONG.
 
97. when you and 2 friends argue over ffvii trivia and when someone is right the hum/play on guitar the win theme
98. when your can play all of the boss battle theme on guitar
99.when you rack your brain trying to make the 100th reason
100. when you have an orgasm after completing 99 ^_^
 
101. Whlie babysitting your 2 year old and 3 year old cousins you sit them down to watch AC so much that they know who the main characters are and shout out their names when they see them (guilty ^_^)

102. When babysitting said cousins you tell them the Final Fantasy VII story instead of a bed-time story (yep done that too)

103. When your 2 year old cousin cries because her dad put big cook little cook on and wont change it to your FFVII: AC on (she really does love it ^_^)

104. The mum of your cousins tell you cant talk about FF around her kids cos she sick of hearing it when she comes home... then she gives you a dead arm (yeah she hurts too >_<)
 
107: when you demand to see professor Hojo when your in hospitol (dont even start! i was dopped up)

108: you think of the shinra building everytime you see serch lights in the sky

109: you have a replica of the buster sword and the gun arm

110: you have AC playing in the background whilst you play DoC:ff7
 
111. You jump out of your bedroom window with a giant homemade sword thinking that you can fly.

112. You rob a jewelary store then try to set the sales assistant on fire with a pearl necklace. (I was in prison for soooo long. lol)
 
113. When you stayed up all night just to be the first to burn 50 bucks on a crappy, third rate-third person shooter with a storyline not even mentioned in the slamming game magazines by the name of "Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy 7"
114. *deep breath* When you've managed to figure out a way to burn the "because my name is cloud" song off of your computer and on to a dvd-r which is hooked up into the bigscreen t.v. in your room that has been jacked into your alarm clock so that every morning starting at 4:00 your alarm/t.v. goes of screaming at 80 decibals out of your open windows into the neighborhood on a 60 inch plasma screen t.v. "BECAUSE I AM CLOUD!!!!! MY HAIR DEFIES ALL GRRAAAVVVIIITTTYY!!!!!" *deep breath again as i fall to the floor from left lung collapsing of lack of oxygen*
 
115.when you think you can high jump up between two buldings
116.when you get hurt say to the doc 'cant you give me a potion insed?'
 
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