you know you've played too much FF when......

When you start running in a field trying to find a fight.

When you jump from a seventy story building and hoping that you land in a flower bed.
 
You don't fight back when getting beat up because you're waiting for you limit gauge to build.
 
When you go out side in the middle of a thunder storm and when your mom asks what your doing, you tell her, "I'm calling Meteor."
 
You get into a fight and have two of your friends there to help.

When you go to prison for burning the whole neiborhood.

When you name your sons Sephiroth and Safer Sephiroth.
 
When you're sick, a symbol appears above your head and won't go away until you get well.

When you lose an arm wrestle, you start looking for items to increase your STR stat.

You start calling the planet you live on Gaia.
 
You start to believe you live on a floating continent and think there is a huge world below you to explore.

You refer to money as Gil.

You start asking people what job classes you can get if you obtain a sacred cystal.

You wonder why you can't find anyone named Cid.

You think you can endlessly breath underwater.

You refer to harpists as "Spoony Bards".
 
When you go to a flooded church and splash dirty water water on your face to get your geostigma off.:gasp:
 
Ive got 13 FF figures 3 FF swords & 8 FF games + 6 walkthroughs, so if there is such a thing as too much FF, l'm not getting it!

When your Ebay inbox is full off FF crap!
 
When your speeding on the highway with a huge sword on your back and the cops chase after you and you start slicing and dicing.
 
When you try to teach your dog how to do a Howling Moon.

When your secret code word is 'Wild Rose'.

Whenever you see two people in similar work outfits, you name them Biggs and Wedge.
 
When you check every alleyway on the street because there's got to be treasure at the back of one of them.

When you're walking down the street and your friends are congregating behind you.

When you pick the wrong dialogue option and try to load.

When you get in a fight and attempt to flee by running enthusiastically on the spot.
 
When you're eating chicken and feel bad for the chocobo that to die.

When you're just walking around and your humming the overworld theme of FF VII.

You fear that the figure over your bed is Sephiroth, and when it's just your mom. lol
 
When you and your friends are being chased by the cops on the highway and you think their the Shin-Ra troops.

When you see a turtle and hit it with a crowbar.

When you go to the beach and start beating people with an umbrella.
 
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