you know you've played too much FF when......
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fulmetalotaku
ShinRa Guard
when you see somebody die and it doesn't effect you until you think back to the scene in FF VII where aerith dies then a tear rolls down your cheek.
"MY TOES ARE COLD!!"
You know you've played too much XI when you know what the above quote means.
When you ask where your moghouse and the auction house are at.
When you ask strangers in the street if they have quests for you to do. Then they look at you weird, and you say you'll leveling up fame. Then they look at you weirder...
When you think you can pick up any sized sword.
When you develop a fetish for blue furry people... And not Na'vi...
When you look at a map of Earth, and don't recognize it, because it looks nothing like any of the dozen or so FF maps.
You wonder why the Roman empire didn't use airships to attack every one.
You wonder why the Romans used horses instead of Chocobos.
You think any random band playing live is giving you stat bonuses.
You think Johnny Depp gave the other actors stat bonuses.
When you want to go home and can't find your Warp spell.
You want to go some where and can't find your Teleport-Mea/Holla/Dem spell.
When you have actually proven that since gravity is in effect 24/7, that it lowers the evasion of all people you get in fights with.
Yes, I know there's lots of XI ones...... After all, I'm currently the resident XI nerd on these here forums...
When you call yourself the current nerd of any random one of the FF games to the specific forums you're on.
You know you've played too much XI when you know what the above quote means.
When you ask where your moghouse and the auction house are at.
When you ask strangers in the street if they have quests for you to do. Then they look at you weird, and you say you'll leveling up fame. Then they look at you weirder...
When you think you can pick up any sized sword.
When you develop a fetish for blue furry people... And not Na'vi...
When you look at a map of Earth, and don't recognize it, because it looks nothing like any of the dozen or so FF maps.
You wonder why the Roman empire didn't use airships to attack every one.
You wonder why the Romans used horses instead of Chocobos.
You think any random band playing live is giving you stat bonuses.
You think Johnny Depp gave the other actors stat bonuses.
When you want to go home and can't find your Warp spell.
You want to go some where and can't find your Teleport-Mea/Holla/Dem spell.
When you have actually proven that since gravity is in effect 24/7, that it lowers the evasion of all people you get in fights with.
Yes, I know there's lots of XI ones...... After all, I'm currently the resident XI nerd on these here forums...
When you call yourself the current nerd of any random one of the FF games to the specific forums you're on.
MysteryMage
Die hard SNES fanatic
When you carry a shiny rock expecting to get magical powers from it (numerous games).
When you hold a piece of paper with a picture on it above your head expecting to gain magical powers from it (XI).
When you punch yourself in the face and expect get stronger (II).
When you get bored of work and try to go into the menu to change jobs / find your moogle at home to change jobs (numerous games for the former, XI for the latter)
When you hold a piece of paper with a picture on it above your head expecting to gain magical powers from it (XI).
When you punch yourself in the face and expect get stronger (II).
When you get bored of work and try to go into the menu to change jobs / find your moogle at home to change jobs (numerous games for the former, XI for the latter)
~* Lebreau *~
Final Fantasy Femme Fatale
When you buy a new bangle from the jewelry store and are disappointed it didn't give you magical powers 
Sarisarules
Newbie
...when you have a dream that you are actually one of the characters...in 8-bit form.
When you've bred 100 chocobos
Cecil Strife
A.K.A. Cecil Strife
When you go deep-sea diving, find a rock, and you convince yourself that it has the power to save the world. (VII)
When you know you can't handle a fight you start running in place, hoping to get away. (all)
When you stand about 10 feet away from "monsters" and swing a sword through the air, expecting it to do damage.
When you ask for megalixirs at a store because you are afriad the "final boss" will transform.
When you know you can't handle a fight you start running in place, hoping to get away. (all)
When you stand about 10 feet away from "monsters" and swing a sword through the air, expecting it to do damage.
When you ask for megalixirs at a store because you are afriad the "final boss" will transform.
Oerba Yun Fang
I am the One.
When you catagorize people based on FF characters, places or things ("Mr Emo thinks he's fricking Cloud...")
When someone asks you what country you wanna live in when you grow up and you say Besaid Island.
When you declare that if it were possible you'd preorder the next 5 FF games- before they even go into development.
When you have a crush on at least one girl in every game.
When you have over 600 songs from FF game soundtracks on your Ipod, PS3 on saved onto CDs.
When you sit up at 4am, lights off, listening to Wandering Flame full blast on your Ipod- because it overwhelms you with emotion.
You have a gaint Besaid Aurochs poster on your wall.
You still have every original copy game (from at leas 4 onwards) in perfect condition.
You have 3 or 4 seperate save files with 400+ hours each, per game.
EDIT: When you reeeeeally want a pet chocobo.
When someone asks you what country you wanna live in when you grow up and you say Besaid Island.
When you declare that if it were possible you'd preorder the next 5 FF games- before they even go into development.
When you have a crush on at least one girl in every game.
When you have over 600 songs from FF game soundtracks on your Ipod, PS3 on saved onto CDs.
When you sit up at 4am, lights off, listening to Wandering Flame full blast on your Ipod- because it overwhelms you with emotion.
You have a gaint Besaid Aurochs poster on your wall.
You still have every original copy game (from at leas 4 onwards) in perfect condition.
You have 3 or 4 seperate save files with 400+ hours each, per game.
EDIT: When you reeeeeally want a pet chocobo.
SimplySabra
Ex-Soldier
...when you respond to a certain final fantasy character's name.
...when you start renaming your personal friends to final fantasy character names.
...when you get over excited when an anime con comes up and you stalk their forums so you help plan the final fantasy photoshoot.
...you spend all of your time cosplaying from final fantasy.
...you decide to staff at Anime Weekend in Atlanta because you want the full anime convention experience as a final fantasy character.
...you cosplay at school.
...you con a teacher into letting you play final fantasy during school hours on the HUGE projector screen.
...you've attempted to play final fantasy with a DDR mat only to find out you didn't have any R-L1, or R-L2 buttons.
...you make final fantasy exact, precise final fantasy props.
...when you see people cosplaying from final fantasy don't try on the hair to make it "gravity defying" it angers you or you try to drag them to a bathroom to fix their hair using the cosplay first aid which has a mini hair straightener, a mini hairdryer, mega freeze hair spray, wood glue, double tape, safety pins, velcro, tease comb, makeup in 12 different shades, various eyeliners and mascara, and makeup cleaning cloths.
...when you start renaming your personal friends to final fantasy character names.
...when you get over excited when an anime con comes up and you stalk their forums so you help plan the final fantasy photoshoot.
...you spend all of your time cosplaying from final fantasy.
...you decide to staff at Anime Weekend in Atlanta because you want the full anime convention experience as a final fantasy character.
...you cosplay at school.
...you con a teacher into letting you play final fantasy during school hours on the HUGE projector screen.
...you've attempted to play final fantasy with a DDR mat only to find out you didn't have any R-L1, or R-L2 buttons.
...you make final fantasy exact, precise final fantasy props.
...when you see people cosplaying from final fantasy don't try on the hair to make it "gravity defying" it angers you or you try to drag them to a bathroom to fix their hair using the cosplay first aid which has a mini hair straightener, a mini hairdryer, mega freeze hair spray, wood glue, double tape, safety pins, velcro, tease comb, makeup in 12 different shades, various eyeliners and mascara, and makeup cleaning cloths.
When you start trying to summon shiva in your sleep
(That one with the sending at the funeral made me laugh my arse off!)
...You carry 99 tents with you just in case.
...Your friends come over and you tell them to sit their asses down and drink their God damn tea.
...You can sprint up 60 flights of stairs without even breaking a sweat.
...Your license plate reads "HGHWIND"
...You only travel with two friends at a time. It is too dangerous to have more than three people travelling together. You`d be a moving target.
...You sliced your friend across the face with a sword after firing a napalm at him from your hand and gave him an enormous bloody scar, but next time you will try not to train so hard.
...You keep drowning ostriches when you try to use them to cross the ocean.
...The only type of dance you are familiar with is the Waltz.
...You think to yourself, "man, that guy are sick" when you see a bum in an alley.
...You cant stop considering the idea that maybe you don`t exist.
...Before killing an enemy of yours, you first let them have at you with all they`ve got, hoping that there is a skill you can acquire from them.
...You never, ever, ever change your clothes or eat food.
...You carry 99 tents with you just in case.
...Your friends come over and you tell them to sit their asses down and drink their God damn tea.
...You can sprint up 60 flights of stairs without even breaking a sweat.
...Your license plate reads "HGHWIND"
...You only travel with two friends at a time. It is too dangerous to have more than three people travelling together. You`d be a moving target.
...You sliced your friend across the face with a sword after firing a napalm at him from your hand and gave him an enormous bloody scar, but next time you will try not to train so hard.
...You keep drowning ostriches when you try to use them to cross the ocean.
...The only type of dance you are familiar with is the Waltz.
...You think to yourself, "man, that guy are sick" when you see a bum in an alley.
...You cant stop considering the idea that maybe you don`t exist.
...Before killing an enemy of yours, you first let them have at you with all they`ve got, hoping that there is a skill you can acquire from them.
...You never, ever, ever change your clothes or eat food.
I'm captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!!!!
You know you play too much Final Fantasy when.....
- You have nightmares of trying to get as many balloons as possible but the FREAKING BIRDS KEEP COMING OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE AND THEY KEEP HITTING YOU!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG
- You're in class taking a test when someone cell phone goes off and their ringtone is Victory Fanfare and you scream "ZOMG Final Fantasy!!!!" (Happened)
- After your done with that test (or any test) you start to sing the Victory theme
- You go into people's houses to steal their stuff. When confronted with this you respond, "Well how the hell else am I supposed to get extra potions, Phoenix Downs, and gil?"
- When around a dead person you want to use your Phoenix Down but you realize that won't always work. Ask
Aeris/Aerith
- You watch a movie and think the big plot twist will be the main character is non-existent.
- You want to become Hindu so you can worship Shiva.
- The Joker has nothing on Kefka
- You think when you die you will go to the Farplane, or if you got to hell you can become the ruler of Hell like the Emperor
- You name your cat Kimahri :3
-When you spend hours on looking for a save point.
-When you buy a robotic moogle for your cat
-When you find a feather and think that will increase your speed
-When you are on an airport and ask where the Highwind is
-When there's thunder and you think someone casted that.
-When you buy a robotic moogle for your cat
-When you find a feather and think that will increase your speed
-When you are on an airport and ask where the Highwind is
-When there's thunder and you think someone casted that.
scottsouth
Newbie
When you accidentally call your coins "Gil".
Chocomug
Chocobo Breeder
When you put words like this to the Chocobo Theme:
(To Chocobo Theme of FFV)
"Come, let us ride upon the chocobo...
We'll get there fast instead of walking oh so slow...
Come, let us ride upon the chocobo...
Monsters cannot attack...let's get there, beat the boss, let's go!"
(To Chocobo Theme of FFV)
"Come, let us ride upon the chocobo...
We'll get there fast instead of walking oh so slow...
Come, let us ride upon the chocobo...
Monsters cannot attack...let's get there, beat the boss, let's go!"
Marshall
Chocobo Breeder
.....When you have actually beaten FFIX in under 12 hours and obtained the Excalibur II.
.....When you're at the end of the game and buy 99 Potions, 99 Hi-potions, 99 Antidote, 99 tents, etc., just because you have the Gil.
.....When you fall in love with a Final Fantasy character.
.....When you randomly talk to all the people in your town.
.....When you Strangely loose your voice because of stress and need you friends to go out and find the Strange potion so you can talk again.
.....When you're at the end of the game and buy 99 Potions, 99 Hi-potions, 99 Antidote, 99 tents, etc., just because you have the Gil.
.....When you fall in love with a Final Fantasy character.
.....When you randomly talk to all the people in your town.
.....When you Strangely loose your voice because of stress and need you friends to go out and find the Strange potion so you can talk again.