Continue the Christmas Poem (2020 Edition)

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
"Ouch! That is the-sharp! How very, very the-rude of you!" cried Tama, who was quite unprepared.
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
"Ouch! That is the-sharp! How very, very the-rude of you!" cried Tama, who was quite unprepared.
"What's your little butter knife gonna do? COME FIGHT ME, YOU LITTLE GREEN PUNK!" Jecht declared.
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
"Ouch! That is the-sharp! How very, very the-rude of you!" cried Tama, who was quite unprepared.
"What's your little butter knife gonna do? COME FIGHT ME, YOU LITTLE GREEN PUNK!" Jecht declared.
As the Tonberry jammed the chef's knife into Jecht's gut, the drunken Blitzball star realized that he shouldn't have dared.
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
"Ouch! That is the-sharp! How very, very the-rude of you!" cried Tama, who was quite unprepared.
"What's your little butter knife gonna do? COME FIGHT ME, YOU LITTLE GREEN PUNK!" Jecht declared.
As the Tonberry jammed the chef's knife into Jecht's gut, the drunken Blitzball star realized that he shouldn't have dared.

This was when little Hope Cried again "Oh mummy, oh mummy where for art tho mummy, I have all these good boy points for tendies"
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
"Ouch! That is the-sharp! How very, very the-rude of you!" cried Tama, who was quite unprepared.
"What's your little butter knife gonna do? COME FIGHT ME, YOU LITTLE GREEN PUNK!" Jecht declared.
As the Tonberry jammed the chef's knife into Jecht's gut, the drunken Blitzball star realized that he shouldn't have dared.

This was when little Hope Cried again "Oh mummy, oh mummy where for art tho mummy, I have all these good boy points for tendies"
"Sir," said Chocolina, "this is a Wendy's."
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
"Ouch! That is the-sharp! How very, very the-rude of you!" cried Tama, who was quite unprepared.
"What's your little butter knife gonna do? COME FIGHT ME, YOU LITTLE GREEN PUNK!" Jecht declared.
As the Tonberry jammed the chef's knife into Jecht's gut, the drunken Blitzball star realized that he shouldn't have dared.

This was when little Hope Cried again "Oh mummy, oh mummy where for art tho mummy, I have all these good boy points for tendies"
"Sir," said Chocolina, "this is a Wendy's."
“Nope! It’s the Crow’s Nest! KAW kids, I’m Kenny Crow!” called out an irritating mascot, “Sit down if you please!”
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
"Ouch! That is the-sharp! How very, very the-rude of you!" cried Tama, who was quite unprepared.
"What's your little butter knife gonna do? COME FIGHT ME, YOU LITTLE GREEN PUNK!" Jecht declared.
As the Tonberry jammed the chef's knife into Jecht's gut, the drunken Blitzball star realized that he shouldn't have dared.

This was when little Hope Cried again "Oh mummy, oh mummy where for art tho mummy, I have all these good boy points for tendies"
"Sir," said Chocolina, "this is a Wendy's."
“Nope! It’s the Crow’s Nest! KAW kids, I’m Kenny Crow!” called out an irritating mascot, “Sit down if you please!”
This was when Auron came through "I'm too serious for all this tomfoolery; gimmie a burger, no cheese"
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
"Ouch! That is the-sharp! How very, very the-rude of you!" cried Tama, who was quite unprepared.
"What's your little butter knife gonna do? COME FIGHT ME, YOU LITTLE GREEN PUNK!" Jecht declared.
As the Tonberry jammed the chef's knife into Jecht's gut, the drunken Blitzball star realized that he shouldn't have dared.

This was when little Hope Cried again "Oh mummy, oh mummy where for art tho mummy, I have all these good boy points for tendies"
"Sir," said Chocolina, "this is a Wendy's."
“Nope! It’s the Crow’s Nest! KAW kids, I’m Kenny Crow!” called out an irritating mascot, “Sit down if you please!”
This was when Auron came through "I'm too serious for all this tomfoolery; gimmie a burger, no cheese"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE RUN OUT OF HOTDOGS?!" exclaimed poor Zell, "Geez!"
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
"Ouch! That is the-sharp! How very, very the-rude of you!" cried Tama, who was quite unprepared.
"What's your little butter knife gonna do? COME FIGHT ME, YOU LITTLE GREEN PUNK!" Jecht declared.
As the Tonberry jammed the chef's knife into Jecht's gut, the drunken Blitzball star realized that he shouldn't have dared.

This was when little Hope Cried again "Oh mummy, oh mummy where for art tho mummy, I have all these good boy points for tendies"
"Sir," said Chocolina, "this is a Wendy's."
“Nope! It’s the Crow’s Nest! KAW kids, I’m Kenny Crow!” called out an irritating mascot, “Sit down if you please!”
This was when Auron came through "I'm too serious for all this tomfoolery; gimmie a burger, no cheese"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE RUN OUT OF HOTDOGS?!" exclaimed poor Zell, "Geez!"

"I'm here!" shouted Linnaete the Sim "But chomp fast! The mustard is sliding off already and I'm getting cold!"
 
"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
"She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope."
"I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this trope!"
"Get here, Hope!" struck Lightning with pointed, yet controlled, ferocity, "We have unfinished business with the Cyber-Pope!"
"Nah, kid," said Jecht, having escaped the sand, "I'll show you how to talk to girls. It'll be dope."
"Order, order!" the Judge Magister cried. To Jecht, he said "Sir, put on a shirt or you shall be hanged with a rope."
"Bum. ass. penis. FUCK" said Hope, smiling happily now, "I can swear cuz mum ain't here to wash my mouth with soap!!

"What have I done?!" uttered General Hein with rue, as he fired his giant Zeus cannon directly at Adam's head.
"Huh?? WHAT? Why am I here? I wuz bein n emo wtf rawr :3" Said Adam, dodging the shot even though he looked dead!
"Hey, Cloud, let's go watch FF: The Spirits Within together," said Aerith seductively, ignoring Cloud's look of dread.

Out of the blue and very confused, a Tonberry stood and stared,
"Ouch! That is the-sharp! How very, very the-rude of you!" cried Tama, who was quite unprepared.
"What's your little butter knife gonna do? COME FIGHT ME, YOU LITTLE GREEN PUNK!" Jecht declared.
As the Tonberry jammed the chef's knife into Jecht's gut, the drunken Blitzball star realized that he shouldn't have dared.

This was when little Hope Cried again "Oh mummy, oh mummy where for art tho mummy, I have all these good boy points for tendies"
"Sir," said Chocolina, "this is a Wendy's."
“Nope! It’s the Crow’s Nest! KAW kids, I’m Kenny Crow!” called out an irritating mascot, “Sit down if you please!”
This was when Auron came through "I'm too serious for all this tomfoolery; gimmie a burger, no cheese"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE RUN OUT OF HOTDOGS?!" exclaimed poor Zell, "Geez!"

"I'm here!" shouted Linnaete the Sim "But chomp fast! The mustard is sliding off already and I'm getting cold!"
"Eww," cried Jecht, despite bleeding profusely from a Tonberry knife wound, "I bet she's covered with mould."
 
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