Just the ladies

[Lord Kaos]

GIMME THE DAMN GUN, I'LL DO IT! *trys to take the gun*

 

[Helena_lou]

*gets grenade and blows up kaos*

 

[Lord Kaos]

*Opens fire with a minigun* I have 1k hitpoints! grenades mean nothing! =D

 

[Helena_lou]

actually on the side it says you only have one left!! *throws another grenade* haha your K.O'd

 

[Lord Kaos]

*Drinks 2 dwarvish potions, then challenges you to a fight* >: (

 

[The Guv'na]

Awww dammit, it looks like this hostage means nothing to no one....There's gotta be someone---Oh, I've got it....*Calls Barbara* ''I've got your son, and I'm about to kill him''.........She hung up on me!

 

[Lord Kaos]

Wow... Lemme just... *kills some presidents and prime ministers, before turning to Guv'na's hostage* WE WANT MONEY! give us money! *twitch*

 

[Helena_lou]

hay can i have a share??? im a bit skint at the mo.

Edit: i suppose i could become a hooker.... hay any takers??
Edit: naaa only jokin

 

[TranceGenesis]

you wanna watch? hay i bet TranceGenesis would have fun watching that!

No thats wierd, just the sounds of the screams is enough

 

[Rinoa Solo]

is she still alive ???

 

[TranceGenesis]

No she has gone to Hell.

 

[TyphoonThaReapa]

*Out of breath* A'yo, I tried to make here as fast as I can. Did he kill the cat yet?

 

[TranceGenesis]

I am actually hoping he really didn't kill a kitten...did he

 

[Cupcake]

Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten ;_;

 

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Hell yeah! Put another cap in that bitch! Wait a minute, that's a dog...

 

[The Guv'na]

Hell yeah! Put another cap in that bitch! Wait a minute, that's a dog...

My current hostage is President Bush, but no one seems to care, wait---*Calls Laura* I've got your husband, and----she hung up.......

 

[TyphoonThaReapa]

My current hostage is President Bush, but no one seems to care, wait---*Calls Laura* I'v got your husband, and----she hung up........



My current hostage is President Bush, but no one seems to care, wait---*Calls Laura* I've got your husband, and----she hung up........

A'yo, you HAVE to let me shoot him! I owe him for my hometown during hurricane katrina!

 

[Helena_lou]

TranceGenesis - Yes i know what you mean about the screams
Rinoa Solo - She is dead.
Everyone - THE KITTEN IS DEAD!!! i had it in burgers. the puppy is dead, the diseased ridden pidgeons were let go, the chocobo ran, the nintendog is dead, the nintedcat was thrown, his own mother is dead, and the prostitute is finally dead!!
hope that clears everything up!!

Hay Guv'na maby if you hold another member hostage then people would be willing to meet your demands????

EDIT: Cupcake- Is that what happend to all of my kittens then??

 

[The Guv'na]

Everyone - THE KITTEN IS DEAD!!! i had it in burgers. the puppy is dead, the diseased ridden pidgeons were let go, the chocobo ran, the nintendog is dead, the nintedcat was thrown, his own mother is dead, and the prostitute is finally dead!!
hope that clears everything up!!

Holy-damn, you remember all of the hostages? There's like...28 pages, so I wasn't too keen of remembering all of them.

hay can i have a share??? im a bit skint at the mo.

Edit: i suppose i could become a hooker.... hay any takers??

*Slowly raises hand*

 

[Helena_lou]

Holy-damn, you remember all of the hostages? There's like...28 pages, so I wasn't too keen of remembering all of them.

yes i remembered them all. i have a photographic memory when it comes to crap like that!

*Slowly raises hand*

please bear in mind i WAS only joking before you get excited..