Just the ladies

look how about i try and talk you out of it this time? ill give you a hug!
*holds arms out wide, signalling for a hug*
 
but you shot the gun'va. *grabs gun and pumps gun'va full of lead*

see? hes dead now!! NOW GIVE ME A HUG!!!!!
 
i told you about my dream about swimming naked in pink champagne....

Uhhh--right-right-yeah....yeah, OK.....I remember now.....yeah.

EDIT: Hehe, now I can't remove the image from my head.
EDIT: Not that I've tried, or anything!
EDIT: I mean, I've--uh, acquired a taste for the image.
EDIT: No, wait, I said ''acquired''? I totally had, and wanted the image from the start! Promise!
 
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so do you want to give a hug now???

EDIT :eek:h you also realise im a sex-addict? so dont get me started

actually.... yeah get me started!!!
 
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so if the kitten is dead then boys can post in the girls secret treehouse 0_o
ooh and I'm a girl (the kind that think make up is a wasted $)
 
I was trying to see how long I can keep a spam topic goin. This one has had many twists and turns, and in the end.....I ain't finished yet....*Grabs prostitute, and puts gun to her head.'' Now, let my demands be met, or this......uh.....''Midnight Worker'' gets it!
 
Grabs prostitute, and puts gun to her head.'' Now, let my demands be met, or this......uh.....''Midnight Worker'' gets it!

oooh you spoony bard of darkness don't you have a heart
yhe women is just doing her job let the poor sheep go
 
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and I'm a girl (the kind that think make up is a wasted $)
I agree with you here, RS. Make up is naught but a mask to cover up what the person really looks like. Therefore, since the person is hiding behind a mask, they're afraid to show what they really look like.

As for me, I only wear makeup on one of two occasions; stage performance and Halloween.
 
now your holding a prostitute hostage? i dont think its someone i know... there all preasent and accounted for.
look guv'na ill trade you the gun for the kitty burger. ok? and then you dont have to give me a hug. ok?
 
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