Just the ladies

[Lord Kaos]

HEY! i'm a random, evil person. I blow stuff up and steal birds from people. Its what i do. -.-

 

[Laharl]

*begins to clarress the poor kitten* It's gonna be alright little kitty. Daddy is here to protect you

 

[Lord Kaos]

Y'know, i think my insanity is starting to rub off on you.

 

[The Guv'na]

*Judo flips Carrier Of Hope* Sorry, but being a hostage really isn't my thing. Now....my chocobo, kittens, puppies, and pigeons are gone, so I have no more hostages.....unless.......*Points gun at own head* Now I'm my hostage!

 

[Majin Studios]

Don't worry, I'll help you. *pulss out gun and shoots you* There. No harm done. *walks out as if nothign happened*

 

[Helena_lou]

hay what i wanna know is how can someone steal the kittens off of the guv'na when he has already given them to me for a birthday preasent???? i dont get it!!!
ok so we have several murderers, a few animal rights extreamists, a dead guy and a canabal...... What a good mix!!

 

[kylelehmann]

Think of the Kitten!! Won't somebody please think of the kitten!!!

 

[Helena_lou]

wot kitten?

 

[The Guv'na]

*Comes out of bathroom* Oh, man, Shadow_The_Hedgehog shot my twin brother, no matter, for I now have a new hostage, my twin brother's dead body!

 

[Helena_lou]

how many twin brothers do you have? thats two that have been killed!

 

[Tifa AC]

i'll give you something to eat here we go hope you like it.

Are you and your Baby happy now?

 

[Bei Bei]

i'll give you something to eat here we go hope you like it.

Are you and your Baby happy now?

You forgot to skin it! who wants a hairy sandwich?

 

[Lord Kaos]

Oh my god... MORE PUPPY MURDERERS!

 

[Tifa AC]

Well its just a Hot dog why do you call me Puppykiller?

 

[Laharl]

Now that what I call a HOTDOG!!!!!
want some kitty?
*kitten begins to tear off the flesh of Dog-burger*

 

[Lord Kaos]

GO TO HELL, all of you! *Launches metal gear armed with nukes* >:[

 

[Kim Taehyung]

Listen to your pimp!

*Judo flips Carrier Of Hope* Sorry, but being a hostage really isn't my thing. Now....my chocobo, kittens, puppies, and pigeons are gone, so I have no more hostages.....unless.......*Points gun at own head* Now I'm my hostage!

YOU AIN'T GETTING RID OF ME THAT EASILY!!! *holds Guv'na in a chokehold and grabs gun, pointing it at his head* LIKE I SAID, YOU ARE MY HOSTAGE!!! LET WHATEVER YOU'RE HOLDING HOSTAGE GO, AD NO ONE GETS HURT!!!

 

[Laharl]

HEy No taking HOSTAGES!

*Throws Dog Sandwitch and Guv'na!*

 

[Majin Studios]

*Comes out of bathroom* Oh, man, Shadow_The_Hedgehog shot my twin brother, no matter, for I now have a new hostage, my twin brother's dead body!

What!? *comes back with rocket launcher* This tiime I'll make sure to kill you! *fires 3 rockets*

 

[Helena_lou]

hay hot dog!!
why is everyone killing everyone?? *goes safely in nuclear bunker**
haha noone can get me now!!