Which Final Fantasy Character Needs to STFU?

[TigerStripedTeaPot]

So which FF chatacter out of all the series annoyed you the most?
Like maybe it was their voice? The way they talked? Or the fact that they just never shut up!
The character that annoyed me the most was Yuna in FF10-2 she isn't the worst character but god she was annoying!!! her voice and her ditzy behaviour.

So who do you think should STFU?

Edit: Just remembered I hated Quinna or whatever his name was from FF9--I really should play that again!

 

[Ironman]

Auron from FFX annoyed me the most, the fact that he was ALWAYS giving lectures and how he was always like "this is your story" to tidus, i just wanted to slap him and tell him to stfu!!!!

 

[Fusionist]

There are times when I want characters to just shut up, but I can't really say if there's a particular character that talks too much. If it gives more insight to the story, than I listen to it.

I don't really have any particular characters. I don't like the NPCs that talk and talk about useless stuff when you go up to talk to them and they say stuff you either already know or didn't need to know.

That old guy in FFX who always has some history to talk about, Michen or something, I actually hated him in FFX-2. Just for extra percentage point I have to hear this guy ramble. So annoying...

 

[Misty]

Balthier. How I loved the moments when he didn't speak out of his arse.

 

[TigerStripedTeaPot]

There are times when I want characters to just shut up, but I can't really say if there's a particular character that talks too much. If it gives more insight to the story, than I listen to it.

I don't really have any particular characters. I don't like the NPCs that talk and talk about useless stuff when you go up to talk to them and they say stuff you either already know or didn't need to know.

That old guy in FFX who always has some history to talk about, Michen or something, I actually hated him in FFX-2. Just for extra percentage point I have to hear this guy ramble. So annoying...

Oh god yes! I hated that old guy with a passion!!!
And that summoning lady who you had to fight in FFX

 

[Rockman X]

SEdit: Just remembered I hated Quinna or whatever his name was from FF9--I really should play that again!

Thankfully Quinna doesn't talk that much, and when it does it's never about anything but food. So anyway, onto the characters I think need to STFU.

Final Fantasy VII:

Barret - just STFU with your gangsta attitude and shoot the monsters.
Cid - STFU with your redneck cussing and treating that poor woman like crap.
Aeris - STFU with your obsession over Cloud and get killed already.
Vincent - doesn't talk much, but when he does it's so damn emo.

Final Fantasy IX:
Eiko - go die in gutter. I hate her with a passion. OMG ZIDANE I LURV U.
Freya - STFU about Sir Fratley already, I don't care about your rat bf.
Ruby - STFU and GTFO the game. I. Hate. Southern. Accents. Her Dolly Parton crap isn't cute.
Zorn and Thorn - they're clowns. They like to talk like Yoda. 'Nuff said.

Final Fantasy X:
Wakka - please cut your tongue out ala Ichi the Killer. Then kill yourself.
Auron - STFU with your old man lectures. You have the personality of a brick.
Tidus - WAAAH I R NOT UBER STAR ANYMOAR. Yeah, STFU.
Machien - I do not care about the history of Spira. Go away.
Cid - again with the damn southern accents. STFU.

Final Fantasy XII:
Oh wait, people talked in that game? I didn't notice, it was a constant droning noise in my ear.

 

[Contra Fates]

FFVII:
Hojo. Seriously. Dude. Just put a sock in it. I don't care what you did or how, you still suck.

FFVII-DOC:
Lucrecia: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry." Every scene she was in, she was apologizing for something.

FFVIII:
Rinoa: She can be summed up in three words: "SAVE ME, SQUALL!!!!"
Zell: "Garden sent you?!" Good going, moron. You got Trabia Garden blown up.

FFIX:
Steiner: Overreactions, much? xD

FFX:
Yuna: For similar reasons to Lucrecia. She was always apologizing, or being so freaking polite it just got annoying.
Tidus: Stop whining. Please. I think it was just his voice actor that irked me so much. Laughing scene, anyone?

FFXII:
Penelo: I thought she was cute, but there was just something about her voice that irked me. I think it was because she was always so breathy with her speech.

 

[Jessie303]

I actually disliked aerith after awhile, her flirting with cloud, even though she knew tifa liked him, she lost some of her innocence after that

 

[TigerStripedTeaPot]

FFVII:
Hojo. Seriously. Dude. Just put a sock in it. I don't care what you did or how, you still suck.

FFVII-DOC:
Lucrecia: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry." Every scene she was in, she was apologizing for something.

FFVIII:
Rinoa: She can be summed up in three words: "SAVE ME, SQUALL!!!!"
Zell: "Garden sent you?!" Good going, moron. You got Trabia Garden blown up.

FFIX:
Steiner: Overreactions, much? xD

FFX:
Yuna: For similar reasons to Lucrecia. She was always apologizing, or being so freaking polite it just got annoying.
Tidus: Stop whining. Please. I think it was just his voice actor that irked me so much. Laughing scene, anyone?

FFXII:
Penelo: I thought she was cute, but there was just something about her voice that irked me. I think it was because she was always so breathy with her speech.

Hahaha I love what you wrote about Tidus... that laughing scene made me cringe!!

 

[Darkstar]

Final Fantasy XII:
Oh wait, people talked in that game? I didn't notice, it was a constant droning noise in my ear.

Too true my friend, too true, but also, the whole breathing loudly into the mic, I mean, are they passing out or what?


FF7:
Dyne: i think that was his name, anywho, bloody hell, "im gonna destroy teh world with my uber gun" ok, just shut up and have Sephiroth's babies

Cait Sith: only one line that lasts for a while, "no, im not a spy, of course not", ok, who the bloody hell cares, wow, your a robot, good on ya

Sephiroth: yes, as much as I idol him, but please, cut the crap with Mummy this, Jenova that.

FF9:

Steiner: ok, im still on disc one, but he really pisses me off. Stop worrying about the princess and get on with your job

FF10:

Ok, I loved Auron's speeches

Mr. History Man: don't really care about your Spira

Braska: don't like his actor

Tidus: Only in the scene with him in Luca crying and shouting at Auron, he was acting two years old, and, completely ignoring what Auron had to say

FF10-2

The whole game!!!!11!!!1!

 

[Fatal Impurity]

FFVII-DOC:
Lucrecia: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry." Every scene she was in, she was apologizing for something.

Quote for truth!

FF8

Cait Sith - "I IZ DA UBER HARDCORE TRAITOR!" The best thing about you is that you get trash compacted by the Black Materia.

FF9

Quina - "I IZ TEH HUNGERYZ!!" Dude lose weight, goto a third world country or something just GTFO of my game!

FF10

Tidus - "THISH ISH MA STOREEEE!" We know your daddy doesnt love you...so can you go and whine to someone that cares?

FF10-2

Rikku - "Oh poopie!" Need I freaking say more?

 

[Rockman X]

FF10-2

Rikku - "Oh poopie!" Need I freaking say more?

That's Booger you're quoting, not Rikku Now for moar people I think should STFU.

Final Fantasy VII:
Bugenhagen - shut up. about. the planet. and materia. I just want to leave and powerlevel, not look at the damn stars in your observatory.

Final Fantasy VIII:
Selphie - just go away. You're hyper and annoying.

Final Fantasy IX:
Cinna - nobody cares about your precious hammer, STFU. Worthless in battle too.
Baku - GWAHAHAHAHA!

Final Fantasy X:
The Besaid Aurochs - seriously, Wakka's accent is bad enough, but to give all the members of the Aurochs differing accents even though they're from the same island? One of them even has a bad Scottish accent for god's sake.

 

[Misty]

Oh man, include the main cast - Buddy from X-2.

They were just...horrible. Buddy just oozed awesomeness though.

 

[Hayate]

FFVII:
Cait Sith: A big fluff ball of hot Air.

FFVIII:
Irvine: Shot Edea! DO IT! ;; Pansy...

FFIX:
Steiner: Please, stop whining about your job and get a life. =/.
Eiko: Urghhh! You'll never get Zidane. give upppp.

FFX:
Wakka: Wtf, ya!?
Lucil: Gahhh! She's such a pest. lol.

FFX-2:
Paine: Please, call yourself a Dike and get it over with. =).

FFXII:
Penelo: Seems like she was talking threw her nose. Hrmm...
Ashe: Can anyone say..."get the stick out your ass!". She's so stuck up. Urgh.

 

[Daenerys]

Tifa just really annoyed me. She kept whining about the promise and was practically limpet-like with Cloud. I don't think she says anything of real relevance unless it's to do with Cloud. Pathetic.

Steiner annoyed me when he was going on and on about Garnet, to the point where I wanted him to just leave the game, but after he calmed down, he was pretty awesome.

 

[Rockman X]

Tifa just really annoyed me. She kept whining about the promise and was practically limpet-like with Cloud. I don't think she says anything of real relevance unless it's to do with Cloud. Pathetic.

Now now, we all know you hate Tifa *pats* But Eiko tops Tifa as far as obsession for a guy goes.

"ZIDANE I R SIX I LURV U DO U LIEK ME PLZ GO OUT WIF ME UR 10 YEARS OLDER WHARS PEDO BEAR DR TOT WRITE ME LUV LETTERS ZIDANE UR HAWT!"

I hated Eiko my first playthrough, and I still hate her. I always try to give her degrading names in my files

 

[Saix]

FFVII
President Shinra: "AHAHA I'M GOING TO FIND THE PROMISED LAND AND MAEK TEH MONIES!" Fuck off.

Aerith/Aeris: I fail to see how people can actually tolerate her constant tailing of Cloud. It's not cute, it's not romantic, and it certainly doesn't do much for the replay value.

FFVIII
Laguna: Womanisers are retarded by default. He also sired a complete emotional faggot.

Selphie: Less than 10 years old, surely? Gtfo my screen hoebitch.

FFIX
Freya: Fraaaaaaaatleyyyyyyyyyyyy.

FFX
Trommel: Get yer freaky little head out his arse plz? kthnxbai

Yuna: Not so much Yuna, but that Halle-whatever who vocalised her. Fuck. You.

FFXII
Basch: "I WILL RESTORE DALMASCA'S HONOUR HOHOHO!" One track minded, much? Your voice isn't exactly doing you wonders either.

Ashe: Rod. Arse. Remove.

Penelo: You don't need to be here. Get like, pecked the shit out of by a Cockatrice or whatever.



And uh... Moved to Final Fantasy Fun.

 

[Bambi]

FFXII - el Cid or whatever he was called. Wtf was taht accent all about. Nob

Vaan. I hated his voice aswel & he was just totally pointless. The crappiest main character EVER

Ashe - I h8 u. everything about her makes me want to punch her in the gob

FFX - Tidus & Yunas voices also wound me up altho thats about it really. I hated that stupid lake scene *changes channel*

FFIX - Eiko. What the f.......

 

[Mitsuki]

FFVII: The Black Capes...they actually freaked me out a little with their whole mindless "Jenova reunion" blabber.

FFVIII: Cid. He failed as "Cid". Period.

FFIX: Cid. Again, another double-failure.

FFX: Wakka. I cannot exactly pin-point the reason why he annoyed me. Maybe it's his voice or maybe by just looking at him, I immediately think he's someone who has bad B.O.

FFXII: Vaan! Gawrsh, most annoying character in the whole Final Fantasy series. His voice sucks. His role sucks. His character sucks. Enough said...

 

[Rockman X]

Aerith/Aeris: I fail to see how people can actually tolerate her constant tailing of Cloud. It's not cute, it's not romantic, and it certainly doesn't do much for the replay value.

Agreed.

FFIX
Freya: Fraaaaaaaatleyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Agree again. I don't like emo characters, much less emo rats.

FFXII
Ashe: NETHICITENETHICITEFUKKUGUISEHELPINGMENETHICITENETHICITE

Fix'd.

FFXII - el Cid or whatever he was called. Wtf was taht accent all about. Nob

Vaan. I hated his voice aswel & he was just totally pointless. The crappiest main character EVER

Ashe - I h8 u. everything about her makes me want to punch her in the gob

FFVII: The Black Capes...they actually freaked me out a little with their whole mindless "Jenova reunion" blabber.

I liked them...they gave me items

FFIX: Cid. Again, another double-failure.

GWOK!

FFXII: Vaan! Gawrsh, most annoying character in the whole Final Fantasy series. His voice sucks. His role sucks. His character sucks. Enough said...

Alright, I think it's safe to say we can write XII as a default mention in these posts.