Continue the Christmas Poem (2020 Edition)

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate,, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate,, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
 
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"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!
 
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
"ARF! ARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! GRRRRR, ARF!" snarled Angelo the dog, perfecting his vicious bark.
Amarant recoiled, then thrusted out his chest; and snarked: "that dog is angrier than Arthur the aardvark!"
"NEIGH!" snorted Ixion, clopping with a thunderous stomp, "I AM ANGRIER THAN ALL FOR MY KIND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ARK!"

Determined to win back her heart, Tidus waltzed up to Yuna ready to charm her with his laughter.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Yuna belted into Tidus' face, playfully pre-empting his jovial advances with something far dafter.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"
 
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."

"Never, I say, never" so declared Zidane; his tail a; swishing and his sword in hand!
"Huh?" vocalised Jecht, his trousers already down, "Careful with this poem! You'll get us all banned!"
To punish this degenerate, Archadian Judges forced Jecht to dive headfirst into Bikanel quicksand.
"What's that? Shut up old man" Said Zidane, "why don't you head on back to Pen island!!!"

"Don't mind if I do!" laughed Jecht as he dove into the sand with a squelch, that which was exposed waiting patiently for the boot of a count.
"You are also guilty of cheating in Blitzball," declared a Judge Magister, "all scores are nullified and await a recount!"
"A recount?" Wakka said. "This is my chance. Who do I bribe to increase the Aurochs' amount?"
"Cheating is the only way you can win," scoffed a Judge, "because there is no opponent the Besaid Aurochs can surmount!"
This was when Bartz stormed it, astride his Chocobo; he launched and, sadly, stumbled on his dismount!

"WWWWWAAAAARRRK!" screeched Boko, like a helium-filled bat snatched from the air by a harpy, for his master's boot squashed his favourite toe.
"What is this commotion?" barked the Judge Magister, "Sir, do you have a licence for that Chocobo?!"

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope.
 
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