Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

It isnt, she wears a wig to hider her baldness

Why is Jecht so tan and Tidus so white?
 
Cloud cut it in half and ate it with Tifa.

Name 3 reasons why Squall would dye his hair blonde.
 
1) To look like Cloud.
2) To look like a Chocobo.
3) To breathe in the aromatic fumes from the hair dye and get a superpower.

Why does Relm get along so well with Interceptor?
 
Because Shadow would say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together.

What would happen if Rikku and Yuffie became best buds?
 
They'd do everything together, they'd dress the same, they'd even sleep at the same time (teh exact same hour, minute, and even second).

How did Guy learn to speak with animals?
 
He wanted to b like teh pimpin kidz in his skool.

If Cloud was dared to make out with another male Final Fantasy character, who would it be?
 
Tidus, although Tidus may enjoy it :hmmm:

what is a Moomba? (FFVIII)
 
Cocoon, right? Hmm... I forget D:

Would the storyline of Final Fantasy VI make more sense if Terra's native language was Spanish?
 
Captain Baesh of Dollmazcka

If Yuffie was real, would she register for Final Fantasy Forums?
 
FreakshowGamer said:
Captain Baesh of Dollmazcka

If Yuffie was real, would she register for Final Fantasy Forums?
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yes, EVERY final fantasy character is just waiting for a forum to chat in. [/sarcasm]

if cookie monster was in a final fantasy, how much HP wold he have?
 
he would grow a second wing and start being a chicken ;)

what happened after yuna and tidus met again at the end of 10 - 2?
 
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Yell at you for somewhat spoiling the ending for Final Fantasy X-2.

Wouldn't it be an excellent idea for Rinoa to punch Squall square in the face for being an unsmiley asshole all his life?
 
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