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Yes but he would have to punch her back and they make a game with the two as rivals both with a black eye. Like Squall and Seifer but different.

What would the baby of Red XIII and a Chocobo be like?
 
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What would you do if Selphie was real?
 
They would spend a year arguing over who has bigger boobs. Scarlet would lose due to a surprise roundhouse titslap from Tifa.

What does Bartz think about chocobos?
 
As enormous yellow vultures that prey on weaker life forms.

What was Garland's goal in FFIX?
 
To find the secret stash of my little ponies and penguins that Sephiroth left on the other planet.

What is the real reason that Cloud really pretended to be Zack?
 
because after Gabranth got into dissidia, Basch through a bag of burning dog s**t on his porch

Why is Exdeath a summon in XII??
 
He thinks Bartz is in it, but after he signed the contract for XII, he realized none of the FFV characters where even there. Big dummy. :)

Why does Kefka laugh in FFVI?
 
because he was in the FFVII meeting and knew that these characters were soon to be totally over shadowed (for some reason) by VII

why was VII so popular
 
Because the flowers grown in Midgar can be smoked and becomes a narcotic. Yes, Aerith was a drug dealer.

What does Cloud use to make his hair stand up like that?
 
they all have this weird obsession with killing puppies, weird right?

Why did III never sell that well?
 
A magical wand that can shoot fire while you beat the crap out of Riona



What is a Moogle
 
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