Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

well those giant noses they have are actually poop sacks, yeahh...

What did Cid Raimes say to Squall?
 
"You will never amount to anything, that's why you're the way you are."

Why does Ultimecia possess "time" related powers?
 
"You will never amount to anything, that's why you're the way you are."

Why does Ultimecia possess "time" related powers?

because Meteo was her favourite spell in FFV

What game is teh guy in my avatar from?
 
Sin is Aerith. She decided that one day she didn't want to compete with Tifa anymore, so she went to terrorize another blond headed hero.

Why does Sephiroth have such a long sword?
 
to compensate for his you-know-what

why didn't cloud ever try to get a date with tifa?
 
According to Kimahri, when he was asked this on Oprah, "Oh, you know what happen there in temple. Bum chicka wah wah!"

Why can't you use a bathroom in FF, even though you can do other everyday things like sleeping?


 
because the developers knew that people would be getting off to their favorite characters dumpin a log in the lake and didn't wanna be filed for a lawsuit.

why is snow engaged to a girl that JUST turned 18? (pedophile maybe?)
 
Because he got tired of riding his pornographic Shiva motorbike.

Why does Kain envy Cecil?
 
cuz dark knight sounds cooler than dragoon

why don't the ff characters ever make a band?
 
cuz their bad lyrics,its the main reason y adel looks like a boy, tidus being a crybaby, yuna looking like a whore in ffx-2 and more abnormal stuff

y did sephiroth stabbed aerith/aeris
 
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