Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

Kuja is Zidane's second uncle twice removed on his mother's side.

Where did Garland get his name?
 
his parents were chillen in the kitchen, completely lost for a name so they look around they see Garlic laying around...

why di the Chocobo cross the road?
 
Because cloud is rubbing tifa so much that its making lightning

Why does Sephiroth always talk about his mother
 
Because his mama is so ugly, she looked out of her glass container and got arrested for mooning.

How many Cactaurs does it take to change a light bulb?
 
With the look on their faces, I'd say all of them (probably after a bulb-changing gone totally wrong).

Why was the earth rotting in Melmond? (FFI)
 
Because someone took a dump on the earth crystal. Although the mess could be easily cleaned, the offender has produced a particularly repugnant specimen of faeces, preventing any would be heroes from undertaking the unpleasant task of ridding said crystal of said fecal matter.

Where is FF9 uber-boss Ozma found?
 
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