Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

Because it's an ingredient in a potion to heal..................DANDRUFF.

What does Squall tell Quistis to talk to?
 
The hand, because the face doesn't want to hear about it anymore :mokken:

What is tattooed onto Zell's face?
 
A Penis, he got drunk one night and squall took him to the tattooist.

What did Kuja do to Queen Brahn?
 
He hung tinsel off of her as though she were a Christmas tree.

Why was Aeris growing flowers in the church?
 
Because she hate turnips. Flowers are good alternatives :P

Why can't the playable characters talk in FFI?
 
Because they all went to the dentist and got anesthetics that numbed their mouths :gasp:

Why does everyone dance at the end of battles in some FFs?
 
Because he was disappointed by her performance in battle.

Why does Yuffie love materia?
 
Vivi is a Japanese fashion magazine published by Kodansha

Why do vieras have longer lifespan than humes?
 
They found the fountain of youth...in someone's pants. -wink-

What game does Tidus play?
 
They Are magical and have learned over the years to be one with the earth's energy and use it to boost one's lifespan.

What does Tidus have in his ass that makes him act the way he does?
 
EVERY BATTLE SHE WALKS ON TO THE FIELD, WHIPPING OUT HER BOOBS, AND...OH, WHAT'S THIS? SHE HAS MACHINE GUN BOOBIES!!!!

What did Squall and Rinoa do after the game was over?
 
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