Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

He wanted to rid the town of all the useless prostitutes he had SEX with.


What final fantasy Character has the most sex?
 
Hermaphrodite. Being a guy in Kingdom Hearts and a girl in Final Fantasy OBVIOUSLY cannot be done, unless thou is a hermaphrodite.

Why are all the main playable characters in the original FF III boys?
 
He liked touching little boys and it was the only job he could have that legally let him.

Which FF character could solve a Rubik's Cube?
 
Because then they wouldn't be special. And mages have to feel special.

What sort of weapons does Dagger use?
 
Zidane has a big helmet on his head that he uses to bash on windows.

What is Squall's love interest?
 
Guido girls and whatever else you'll find on the Jersey Shore. I know, I was shocked, too.

The heck does Vivi look like under that hat of his ?
 
Well, as everyone knows The Black Mage Mutant Teenage Team finally beats him and lives happily after till little Terra is born.

Who the hell was Cid?
 
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