Final Fantasy Wrong Answer
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Because there can be only one.
Why did Sabin leave Figaro Castle?
Why did Sabin leave Figaro Castle?
Because she came down out of the clouds during the wintertime and he happened to be on the ground and that's what happens in nature.
Where does a Phoenix Down get its name from?
Where does a Phoenix Down get its name from?
Because, its made from phoenix intestines
why did Jecht attack the Shoopuff?
why did Jecht attack the Shoopuff?
Because the man said "RIIIDE ZEE SHOOPUF? SHOOPUF"S WAITING" and Jecht laughed so hard he started punching the air and he ended up hitting the shoopuf by mistake.
Why did Kefka want to kill all the Espers?
Why did Kefka want to kill all the Espers?
Viking
"Gimme ur Chips"
Because, they ate his special made apple pie.
Why is Steiner so rusty?
Why is Steiner so rusty?
Chihuahua Time.
Why does Red XIII stand on two legs at one point?
Why does Red XIII stand on two legs at one point?
Yuffie's Materia
A leaf in the wind.
Well duh its because he can't see anything when he's always behind cait sith or cloud so he has to sort of go on his tip toes to see over people
Why is Tifa so fast?
Well duh its because he can't see anything when he's always behind cait sith or cloud so he has to sort of go on his tip toes to see over people
Why is Tifa so fast?
You ever been in an AVALANCHE?
How do you obtain the Excalibur II in FFIX?
You perform sexual favors for Hades.
Why does Ozma live in the Chocobo Air Garden?
Why does Ozma live in the Chocobo Air Garden?
SimplySabra
Ex-Soldier
So that he can chuck chocobos at people.
Why are phoenix downs so special?
Why are phoenix downs so special?
Because, they give you sexual pleasure, who doesnt need that on a stressful adventure
Why do people gawk at Tifa's boobs all the time?
Why do people gawk at Tifa's boobs all the time?
Because she has armor over them that casts "Charm" spells.
What do a chocobo, a potion, and Balthier have in common?
What do a chocobo, a potion, and Balthier have in common?
They all emit a mysterious aura
why does Barret have a white child if he's black? (no offense if you take these terms offensively)
why does Barret have a white child if he's black? (no offense if you take these terms offensively)
*casts Life on this thread 
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Because she's adopted (sorry, I got nothing for this one
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Why do the Gardens have SEEDs?
*Because she's adopted (sorry, I got nothing for this one
)Why do the Gardens have SEEDs?
SEEds have gardens, that's why
Why does Vincent have a claw arm glove thing?
Why does Vincent have a claw arm glove thing?
For scrathing those hard to reach areas!
why does vaan have gender identity issues/
why does vaan have gender identity issues/
because, he had sex change at a very early age
Why does Tifa have such big boobs?
Why does Tifa have such big boobs?