Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

She kept getting enhancements so she could use them to kill people.

Where did Tifa go for said enhancements?
 
Dr. Lugae. And then her implants changed into monsters who were also the parents of a prince.

Why do people ride shoopufs in X?

 
To get to the other side

What did Sephiroth do to the other Midgar Zolom?
 
He took the twilight series with him and forced it to read it as punisment and despair. also he wanted to give it "this pair"(despair ;)

why does rinoa wear soo much blue and tight shorts
 
Because of a glitch in the game.

What is still around in the forests of Timber?
 
Sephiroth's mum (yes, FF Squared is Jenova)

why doesn't Sephiroth die his embarrassingly Grey hair??
 
because, Cloud thinks it looks sexy, and Sephiroth likes that

Why is Auron so quiet at times
 
Seymore, they're both blue haired, they would be the perfect match

Why does Cait Sith tell bad fortunes
 
Because he has a low level of serotonin and this is reflected in his dire predictions.


Why is Anima bound by chains?
 
Because he uses a pencil.

Why is it that Edgar Figaro is so popular with the ladies, but his brother Sabin (the buffer one) doesn't get any chicks?
 
Because, he's taken and he's not really a man, Just CAIT SITH in a costume

How does Vincent become Chaos
 
He marries a sexy cockatrice and they have babies.

Why does Setzer like going to the opera?
 
Because thats the only way he can get entertainment because he loses all the time in gambling

How does Aerith Die in FF7?
 
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