The Glorious Revolution Against Tifa

Thats one of the few things that annoyed me about AC when Tifa walked into AERIS' church HER theme was playing!!!!

Blashphemy!!!

And Yay the 100th post is MINE *dances*

I think the scene would have been much more emotional if "Flowers Blooming in the Church" had been playing instead.

As much as I dislike Tifa. I did like that scene with her. I do believe that Aeris and Tifa were friends and not some teenage drama queens who were fighting over some boy. Heck, if Tifa's words at the end of the game meant that she was accepting that Cloud loved Aerith, then I MIGHT be able to appreciate her... a little.

::gives you a piece of candy for having the 100th post::
 
Yes i do believe that Aeris and Tifa were friends but there total opposites - while aeris wouldnt be scared tell cloud how she feels Tifa would be.

Seen shrek 2? you know that part with Mrs Fiona Charming written everywhere? That would so be Tifas diary but with "Mrs Tifa Strife" written everywhere - shes just an obsessed stalker who cant see her own toes :lol:
 
Do you know what I always love? When people insist that Tifa is pure and innocent. Um hello! Did they play the same game that I did?

She supported and worked for a terrorist organization! And yes, she was responsible for the death of thousands of people. That's probably more than Sephiroth! Doesn't sound like something a pure and innocent person would do now does it?
 
yeah! they always say that barret killed thousands of people but they always turn a blind eye when it comes to Cloud and Tifa.....

They were involved as well they helped kill the people - Tifa was even involved in the plotting of it....but everyone turns a blind eye to THAT.
 
i think that apart from the fact its funny - its definatly saying something about Tifa XD

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
 
It's kind of odd. The more I make fun of Tifa, the more I like her. Then I run into one of her annoying fans and all my like for her goes away.

hmm.. the same thing happened with Edward and Tidus.

Maybe I should make fun of Amarant and I'll end up liking his character.
 
i know what you mean - the other day i was thinking - "tifas ok i suppose" then i popped into Strifehart to spy - i mean observe - and all that appreciation for tifa went away again - but then again i was ill so i was probably delirious in the first place.
 
Go to an anime con. There will be about 10 Tifa cosplayers and the majority of them are VERY obnoxious. But there will be at least one that is pretty cool and not rabid.

I once saw a Tifa and a Barret cosplayer. The two were boyfriend an girlfriend and they were so cute together! Oh yeah, and her little sister cosplayed as Marlene.
 
Barret + Tifa would be Very cute IMO Cloud deserves so much better than Tifa - if they got married it would turn into a 50's style house - cloud coming home late - her demanding where she was - sleeping in seperate beds but her boasting to her friends - i mean appliances that they had a great sex-life while cloud would be dreaming about Aeris or yuffie or someone else at work :lol:

that is why Cloud deserves better than Tifa - barret wouldn't put up with her shit.
 
I see them not being able to work things out and getting a divorce rather quickly. Cloud just can't give Tifa what she needs.
 
Yes tifa desires what she cannot have and what she would'nt be happy with....its sorta sad if you think about it......Tifas just too stupid to realise what she really needs and wants
 
I'm surprised we haven't have any rabid!Tifa fans come in here and flame lately. I guess they know to stay away from this thread.

Alright, let's bash her body now!

Am I the only person who thinks she looks like an anorexic porn star with serious implants on top?
 
seriously im surprised she doesnt fall over - i feel sorry for her - she must go through more t-shirts than the incredible hulk - also its disgusting that each time she wins a battle she sticks her chest out!
 
The creators obviously don't know what it is like to have big boobs and be athletic. Doing strenous activity if you are well endowed up there effin hurts! Some of the girls on my high school track team would tape themselves up there to help out with them and then put on a sports bra.

I don't see why Tifa wouldn't do the same but I guess that would get rid of the sex appeal.

Also skinny people with big boobs get really bad back problems. A lot of times they will get reductions.
 
But if she did that she would lose all the fanboys - then theres 9/10 of tifas fanbase gone - POOF just like that.
 
Hmm... if she did that, and then went to therapy for her dependency issues(Cloud) and became an independent business woman, then I would so join her fanbase!
 
yes but if she did that then she wouldnt be Tifa would she? i think that Tifa spends her days silently sobbing into a cloud plushie while throwing darts at Aeris pictures ^_^ i also think she'd make love potions to try and get cloud to notice her - hell i think Tifa would do anything to get cloud to notice her.
 
I feel like I'm getting meaner...

Oh well, this is what happends when your snowed in and nothing is on TV.

We could call the therapied Tifa the new and improved Tifa Lockheart...
 
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